NYC SEXTING SCANDAL! Pregnant slut cuckolds husband; husband sends her lover's dick pics to the guy's entire company
And the cuckolder is Luke Janklow, the 6-foot-6 literary agent, called the "sexiest straight man in NYC publishing."
And the cuckolded husband is a cute photographer.
Who has the dick pics of either or both?
Trash. Upper East Side ghetto trash. Anyone over the age of 20 sending dick picks to your squeeze is pathetic.
This almost makes me want a husband and a vagina, so I can have a total stud like Luke Janklow cuckold him and flood me with his hot load.
(Sorry, but that whole cuckolding thing has always seemed really hot to me.)
He sounds like such a heavyweight in literary circles; I mean, what literary agent wouldn't clamour to sign Gwyneth Paltrow and Demi Moore? Daddy couldn't buy him better clients than that?
[quote](Sorry, but that whole cuckolding thing has always seemed really hot to me.)
Yeah, its hot to me too, but not when all three parties involved are aging publishing hipsters.
Where are the dick pics?!?
I suspect the husband was jealous that the wife was the one getting outside dick.
This thread is worthless, obviously.
It would be funny though if Ari Emmanuel were able to scoop up a wounded Janklow & Nesbit.
It's like a script for a soap and it even includes President Jimmy Carter.
Nice looking guys. She must be a real honey dripper.
Janklow must be super-hung. Bitch kept going back for it for FOUR YEARS, and hubby had to move her to the South to keep her off it.
One tipster in particular writes in to offer the real reason Luke's dick pics made the rounds. "Paul Costello discovered his wife Sara was fucking lit agent Luke Janklow during her pregnancy with their third child. They had a four year affair which was discovered more than once which is why Paul moved his family to New Orleans... to get away from Janklow." The tipster continues, "[Paul Costello] found text messages between the two where Sarah cautioned Luke 'Paul must never find out we were fucking during this pregnancy...he'll hate the kid.'
Luke was having a torrid affair with Sarah during her entire pregnancy!
Lifetime Movie Cast?
I'm a shorter man, so 6 foot 6....that just makes me so hot I can't stand it. A halfway decent looking man who is 6'6" could look a little Adrien Brody in the face (as this dude does) and he'd still make my mussy moist.
The size contrast is hot to me. And also, he could pick me up and walk me around the room on his cock. (yes, I went there.)
Can ladies even have sex while they pregnant?
Yes R15, they can and they do.
Hormones cause some women to turn into complete whores, like this one, when they are pregnant.
I wish breeders would keep their sick lifestyle choice to themselves
I don't think the hubby's hot, but Luke Janklow is SMOKIN'. I would move heaven and earth to get a piece of that, just like the wife did.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I could see how fucking around with another man's hot pregnant wife would be turn-on for straight guys — no condom, no strings, no worries.
And as previously mentioned, hormones turn pregnant women into insatiable cumsluts.
No condoms? But he could give the babby HIV.
How old is Luke? If he's in his 40s or older than I'm not interested in this story.
So where are the reactions? How did Luke react? How did his father react? How did his co-workers react to seeing his cock? How did the pregnant wife react? Is the wife still living with her husband? Is she even talking to him after what he did? We want to know the aftermath. Are they all in hiding now?
Wow, Luke is HOT! Someone online posted that Madonna hit on him in the 90s, and he wasn't interested. That makes me like him a little more. The pregnant slut seems sophisticated and intelligent...she isn't bad looking either. I can't believe that the husband knew about the affair for years, and stayed with her. She must be great in bed.
He's apparently 45. Hello, daddy!
[quote] I can't believe that the husband knew about the affair for years, and stayed with her. She must be great in bed.
Well, this is the POINT of the cuckold relationship. If he was down with it, it may be that they were into that scene.
In that scene, the husband is turned on by his wife taking the cock of another man. The guy fucking the wife is referred to as the "bull." The turnon is usually that the bull has a much bigger cock.
The "cuckold" (husband being cheater on) sometimes eats the other dude's load out of his wife after she gets fucked.
This also often turns into an interracial thing (big black or Latino guys fucking white women, etc.)
45?!? Okay, who cares about this story then. Elderstraights sexting. Ewwww, gross.
Luke and his former wife at the opening of their restaurant in 2008.
Not a big photo, I know. But this man is beautiful. Look at his face/eyes.
I wonder if this was an established threesome situation gone off the rails.
A little casual cuckold play, the woman decides she likes the big dick better and has more fun without hubby present...
SOMEONE has to have the dick pics.
Book-publishing gays, show yourselves!
[quote]Not a big photo, I know. But this man is beautiful. Look at his face/eyes.
And deep too!
"He also published essays on such topics as the merits of long hair on men."
I wonder how many straight people do this, really. I bet it's a lot, women like huge dicks just as much as gay men do and I know the husbands arent always packing
The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.
What the fuck does cuckold mean?
Straight women could care less about dick size, dear. They run screaming from the room if a straight gentleman caller presents his billy club, big or not.
His ex wife looks like the married chick.
R35, your confusion is warranted. It's a fairly new term.
[quote] What the fuck does cuckold mean?
If only there was someplace on the Internets where people could look up the meanings of words!
I pretty much explained it in my post at R27.
[quote] The husband is turned on by his wife taking the cock of another man.
The husband really did not think this through. He thought he was getting revenge, and now he's a needledick cuckold in the minds of an entire industry.
Meanwhile, is it me or does the wife/lucky cumslut look a little tranny in OP's photo?
[quote]I wonder how many straight people do this, really. I bet it's a lot, women like huge dicks just as much as gay men do and I know the husbands arent always packing.
No doubt some do, but I can't see a ton of straight men accepting such a situation. It would just eat away at their image of themselves to have their wives fucking someone else, and even more so a guy with a substantially larger cock.
Not sure about the technical definition of "cuckold" (whether or not the husband has to be in agreement)- but I've seen it used a lot in reference to a husband who is NOT agreeing to the affair. The cuckold husband is presented as someone too weak, not manly enough to do anything about his wife fucking someone else, even though he doesn't want her to. So, he's bee "cuckolded" and is the victim. The ultimate humiliation is having to watch.
[quote]The husband really did not think this through. He thought he was getting revenge, and now he's a needledick cuckold in the minds of an entire industry.
LOL. The phrasing made me laugh.
It might not even be case of needledick vs. giant cock. The other guy could simply be miles better at sex than the husband - maybe slightly bigger, but more willing, more adventurous, more attentive, can last longer, etc.
Yeah, unless the guy she's having the affair with has some incredibly tiny cock or gross abnormality, I'm not really getting the gist of the revenge via sending the pics out.
A real man would kill his wife and her lover, or at least beat them up.
If the husband forwarded out the dick pic then it must have been no that impressive. What dumb ass would forward pics of a bid dick?
R43 = Oscar Pistorious
I'm a wannabe frau and I think Luke Janklow is hot, and a total skank. He dated Jemima Khan after she broke up with Hugh Grant.
Oh, and dick size absolutely matters for us, too.
Here's the girl skank, pregnant with the poor hated baby.
R44, it's not about the size, it's about the humiliation. Even a girl with giant tits wouldn't want her naked pics circulated to her co-workers and boss.
We need better pics of everyone involved. And yes, where are the dick pics? This thread was posted at 2:43 pm EST? You bitches are slippin'.
They're all kind of ugly to me.
R42, you're right - the classic definition of a cuckolded man is one that doesn't know his wife is cheating.
But there's a newer definition where people are looking for this. Check Craiglist for "cuckold" "hotwife" or "bull" and you're likely to find willing participants.
[quote]And the cuckolder is Luke Janklow, the 6-foot-6 literary agent, called the "sexiest straight man in NYC publishing."
I must be looking at a different picture because in the picture I saw, there was nobody sexy at all.
We need some cock shots.
I don't think he was necessarily turned on by his wife cheating, he probably was just so in love with her that he couldn't imagine being without her. This happened to a friend of mine years ago. His girlfriend had a long term affair with a coworker. He saw the dirty texts between them. She said it was innocent flirting. He found a hotel receipt. She said that they didn't actually have sex. He believed her. I knew that she was also screwing her trainer, but didn't bother to tell because I knew that it wouldn't matter. He would never leave her. This woman's husband may leave because of the public shaming...but he probably would have stayed forever otherwise.
Hell hath no fury like a scorned man.
I dont like these bitches that get to enjoy the privileges of frau-dom, while at the same time getting hot dick on the side. Greedy hoes, just as bad as the cheating husbands. Like r53's scenario, this woman probably had other guys outside of the cuckolding situation.
r40 rofl. true.
[quote]If the husband forwarded out the dick pic then it must have been no that impressive. What dumb ass would forward pics of a bid dick?
All the more reason to assume he's a fantastic lover, unlike the husband (if the lover's dick is indeed not impressive).
so after all that, they are still together?
The husband is better looking than the lover. Only on DL would Luke get the overwrought reaction. Good looking guy, but hardly some super-hunk.
Is she still pregnant now? Or did the preggo fucking happen ages ago?
Neither of them are particularly good-looking, but I agree that the husband is probably the better-looking of the two.
Straight women in NYC are desperate, R59.
Is this now Medieval Datalounge with all this crap about "cuckolds," first with the Twilight douches (where we have to pretend that their relationships are real) and now this shit where yet another straight slut/whore proves once again that straight people should have their marital rights taken away.
I'm just so thrilled to see the word "cuckold" in Gawker. Maybe there's hope for the English language after all!
Janklow is not sexy,he's fugly.He looks like a scarecrow with a beard.He makes that gross thing Sandra Bernhardt look palatable in comparison.He has that same gargoyle look that Vincent Cassell has.
The wife looks a male crossdresser.As a matter of fact,my transgendered/tranny friends are cuter than her! She also a swarmy look like she knows something you don't and meanwhile she's a dunce.She looks like someone famous...is it Famke Jansen?Janklow's ex wife looks even more manish, methinks he might like the homosex.
Paul C is not bad looking but the poor thing pings. at least, if he had a gay relationship something fabulous would have transpired. Not this mess....
I think Janklow has that Abraham Lincoln/Michael Phelps tall-fug disease.
Uggh. The lover is awfully bagelly-looking, isn't he? I guess some people like that sort of thing.
Where is the COCK?
[quote]Janklow is not sexy, he's fugly.
I totally agree.
They're just a bunch of tiresome rich people, who the fuck cares?
Don't these people have any respect for the sanctity of marriage?
I don't know what urban dictionary you people are referring to but cuckold just means a man whose wife is having an affair. It's a fairly passive position. And Janklow can't cuckold the husband - only his partner in marriage can do that. She's the active one. Cuckold has nothing to do with the husband's activities other than he is being cheated on by his wife. Any other consensual activity would likely defeat the definition, as I don't think there's such a thing as consensual adultery, in a logical sense.
They said cuckold on The Simpsons tonight. They were selling cuckold horns at Shakespeare in the Park. One guy bought them and his wife immediately made out with another man.
Isn't it amazing how every time you see a word being used, you immediately see it being used everywhere else?
I find Janklow extremely hot. I'd cheat if I had a chance with him.
R72 Please do a Web search on "cuckold scene" or look at "cuckold place" (It's a web message board but I don't want to link to it).
Yes, cuckold generally means wife cheating without husband's knowledge. But this IS a thing, I am not making it up. Some husbands really like it.
I would love to have a bf that wanted to watch a really alpha-male, hung guy fuck me.
As for the cuckold husbands, here's the Tumblr of one (very clearly NSFW):
r72, language evolves, sometimes before your very eyes!
cock thump bump
I hope a shot of Luke's hard fuckmeat surfaces soon.
I bet it makes a loud THWACK noise when he hauls it out of his pants.
I don't understand why grown men send dick shots like that. Could someone explain, please?
[quote]I don't understand why grown men send dick shots like that. Could someone explain, please?
We don't either.
Every woman ever
Women can't stand dick shots. It is ONLY men who like them and straight men assume (wrongly) that women will get turned on seeing genitalia the way that men (straight or gay) men do with female/male sex bits. It shows a lack of understanding in straight men of how women actually think and regarding what women actually want to see. Newsflash - women for the GREAT majority do not like seeing random disembodied dicks.
We really only like photos of 1) our friends' toddlers, 2) designer cupcakes, 3) Marc Jacobs bags, and 4) who looked fat and tacky at the Golden Globes.
It's not just that women may not welcome a dick shot, but I thought this was something that was more popular among the under 25 set. Then I think of Anthony Weiner. Anyway, it just doesn't strike me as terribly mature behavior.
I'm 51 and still get dick pics from a 55-year-old and a 49-year-old.
[quote]I thought this was something that was more popular among the under 25 set. Then I think of Anthony Weiner. Anyway, it just doesn't strike me as terribly mature behavior.
Didn't football player Brett Favre also get caught sending a dick pic? Maybe he was just bored in a period between some of his retirement banquets.
"Women can't stand dick shots."
Well, dicks are kinda ugly. They always look kinda dirty.
[quote]She also a swarmy look
She's a Killer Queen Bee!
the wme agent who wrote the book about his drug abuse has the pics and shows them to everyone on his cell phone
R74 must be legally blind.
How is he "sexy"?? He's not handsome, he looks skanky, and he was having sex with a married, pregnant woman. That face is NOT attractive. So which of these qualities makes him sexy?
Women are animals!!!
[quote]How is he "sexy"??
He's not sexy, uless some people think greasy, dirty, smelly-looking men are sexy.
[quote] the wme agent who wrote the book about his drug abuse has the pics and shows them to everyone on his cell phone
Bill Clegg! Post them, Bill!
Well, not everyone wants a man tweezed and shaved within an inch of his life. I think Luke is fucking hot!!!
R86 = Lesbian
Gay or straight, thereis nothing more pathetic than two aging males trying to look like hipsters.
And if this is what passes for hot in NYC these days, it's no wonder the city is being eclipsed by London, Beijing and other places.
R82, funny because it is an observable fact.
R95 In the case of Jamklow he's actually trying to affect a bohemian,unkempt look to detract from his extrinsic fugliness!Can you imagine how fugly he would look if he dropped the Hasidic look and groomed himself like a real human being.
Ugh. Repulsve Bill Clegg needs to slither back to the crack den from whence he came. He's disgusting. Just shut up about him.
I really can't believe that the cock shits haven't yet surfaced.
LOL! Cock SHOTS!
Here's the funniest comment at the OP's link -
"Fingers crossed for the most erudite Maury ever!"
Why would the husband hate the baby? Assuming it was his.
It might have slithered out of the birth canal covered in a nacreous layer of Janklow's permacum, but that can be washed off.
It's a really big scandal. Luke's parents are very well known successful people, and are at the center of the NYC literary/arts scene. They are friends with all the other rich classy older Jewish people in publishing and art, and are very nice people themselves. Mrs. Janklow is the former Linda LeRoy, Mervyn LeRoy's daughter.
I must be the only one on this thread who doesn't think Luke Janklow is hot.
[quote]I must be the only one on this thread who doesn't think Luke Janklow is hot.
It's obvious that you are very, very special, R105.
[quote]It's a really big scandal. Luke's parents are very well known successful people, and are at the center of the NYC literary/arts scene. They are friends with all the other rich classy older Jewish people in publishing and art, and are very nice people themselves. Mrs. Janklow is the former Linda LeRoy, Mervyn LeRoy's daughter.
So how are they reacting?
No, R105, it's pretty evenly split.
I think he's incredibly hot, as do a few others, but there are a few that agree with you, too.
Still, I think even if I thought he was fug...I'd want to see the cock shots of a 6 foot 6 man! LOL
No R105, I agree with you. Being tall myself his height has zero appeal. I don't find his face attractive - he looks kind of like the snarky brother of Howard Wolowitz on Big Bang Theory - and the hipster hair is a definite turnoff. I guess dick pix might help his cause but doubtful.
Costello on the other hand looks like he has potential as a silver fox. Young pics of him aren't too hot but he looks good in silver scruff.
Meh. Taste is a funny thing.
R109 True, what we like is totally subjective.
I am just a shade over 5 feet tall, so 6 foot 6 to me....just, DAMN. But I see your point.
R105 Have you read the entire thread? There are plenty of people you think he is fugly on here. He has gargoyle face and looks like he has something like lice infested in his hair. As for his "classy Jewish parents and their ilk", they gave birth to a very hideous looking man and one that exercises bad taste. A cock shot over the phone? To a gentile slut/hussy/whore? Talk about tacky.....
Does being super tall usually guarantee a big dick?
[quote] He has gargoyle face and looks like he has something like lice infested in his hair.
Long hair does not equal "lice infested." He's got a gorgeous face.
He's positively fugly. BTW a huge elephantine cock doesn't make a superfug handsome.
Oh long unkempt and unwashed hair does make someone look like they have lice in their hair. That is what that manskank has.......
There is nothing gorgeous about his face. He's definitely fug, no argument from me, r105.
Fine. I think he's hot and I'll take him.
Y'all can stick to your hairless twinks....the equivalent of white bread with no flavor....
Bi woman here who thinks he is sex on a stick. I don't really care if he is hung or not (my guess is not, otherwise the cuckolded husband would not have advertised his rival's wares). But he looks like a man who would go down on a woman for hours.
Agree with upthread. This scandal, and its lame, establishment, 1% players, demonstrates why NYC just doesn't matter anymore.
116 and 117= ugly whales with pock-marked faces and hairy backs.
He's UGLY. Period.
to the posters who wondered why costello would stay with his wife though she had been having an affair for four years: she has the money in the relationship.
Still no dick pics?
R120 - quivering wall of fat with two slits for eyes, laughing at his jokes as he taps away in Mama's basement.
[quote] A cock shot over the phone?
You're surprised at this? It's very commonplace.
Still no photos of Luke's trouser python?
Damn, I was hoping to see his massive meatwhistle.
Is that pregnant slutbag still on the downlow with Fugly Janklow? How dare she..she has a whole litter of kids and a husband and she's fucking some ugly,well hung man? Perish the thought.....
Luke Janklow: Show us your massive fuckstick, please!
PHOTOS or it didn't happen....
R29's link is from 2010 and the article actually takes seriously the opening of their "Beverly-Hills-in-NY style coffee shop" named Sweetiepie. It makes them sound like a couple of madcap kids who just stumbled upon the idea of opening a restaurant in between careers as rock musicians/literary agent/movie producers/essayist and buyers of a $4+ million dollar village home.
Here's an update
A week after Sweetiepie posted a note on its door informing passersby it had closed because of a fire, it looks like that wasn't exactly the case. A now former employee of the Greenwich Avenue restaurant told Grub Street that it actually closed because of significant debts owed to vendors and laid off its employees, who are still owed a week's pay. Some of those employees reportedly filed a complaint with the labor board on Monday.
Sweetiepie began life in 2008 as the vanity project of Luke and Julie Janklow, a disposably incomed couple who fretted that there were no child-friendly restaurants in their West Village neighborhood. And so they built a place where the mommy-and-me crowd could scarf down caviar omelets and $75 ice cream sundaes.
Alpha-matrons like Gwyneth Paltrow and Mary-Louise Parker frequented the place, which had a giant birdcage. In late June, Ryan Skeen was brought on board to consult on the menu, much as he had previously done at 5 & Diamond. And, just like at 5 & Diamond, it seems like things subsequently went south. There's a possibility that Sweetiepie may reopen, but for the time being it's choking down a very bitter pill.
I don't think Janklow is attractive either. But if someone ever writes a prequel screenplay to "Oliver Twist" called "Young Fagin," Janklow has a lead role in his future.
Sorry, I meant to say that r29's link is from 2008 and that the update on Sweetiepie's is from 2010. Apologies.
Omg -- read the reviews of Janklow and ex-wife's Sweetiepie coffee shop. They hated having non-celebrity customers and consistently tried to overcharge customers. No big surprise they closed down leaving a lot of SOL creditors.
The long hair might be fug, I agree, but Luke's eyes are gorgeous. His face is beautiful.
If I was looking into those eyes while a huge cock was pounding away inside of me, I'd be cumming every ten seconds.
Here's the townhouse the Janklows renovated and sold upon divorcing. They asked $25M but I beleve they got around $15M for it.
An article in Elle magazine about Julie Daniels when she was Julie Daniels Janklow, wife of Luke Janklow:
"The article begins with this quote, which she tells her son while hugging him tightly: “I love you, you’re perfect, I want you to be gay and live with me forever and ever.”
I guess because gay men never live with anyone but their mumsies?
This happened last month and STILL nobody has leaked the pics?
That must be a powerful family.
Sweetiepie sounds like it was the shittiest restaurant ever. Apparently running a restaurant wasn't among Luke's many skills.
I'm sure the wife thought that her restaurant would be great for her friends and for celeb moms to hang out in. She didn't realize that once the doors open, anyone could walk in or make a reservation. Or else she thought the little people would pay a ton of money for crap food and crap service while she let her pals eat for free.
[quote] The long hair might be fug, I agree, but Luke's eyes are gorgeous. His face is beautiful.
Wow. Tastes really do differ. I think he looks kind of like a rat. He's got a huge honker and the look in his eyes seems to be one of lazy privilege.
Luke's ex-wife must have gotten a good settlement. Her name virtually disappears from the Internet after her vanity restaurant closed and they got divorced.
I wonder what it's like to be married to some very rich, very well-connected member of the glitterati. Living in a multimillion dollar townhouse, throwing awesome parties, attending awesome parties with top machers, vacation homes, private jets, the ability to hang with anyone you call up, your own vanity restaurant -- and then it's gone. You've been kicked to the curb. No more parties. No more stories in NY magazine, no more photo shoots with your obnoxious kid. Your ex is still in the newspapers banging English heiresses and movie producers. Then you hear he's been fucking his best friend's pregnant wife.
I guess the divorce settlement is some compensation, but what about when you run into some old friends who are still connected? Do they ignore your ass?
Isn't Julie Daniels still rich though from the settlement and child support? Plus her mother was rich and is now dead so she's got that money too.
I still want Luke Janklow dick pics...
There was an NYT profile this summer.
But the bummer reveal: NYT says that no dick shots of Luke exist. The other tabloids reported photos, but it was, according to the NYT, just steamy emails.
And he's apparently a manslut.
(I want some!)
From the Gawker profile: "At a book party he threw for Tom Sykes in 2006, Janklow made all the assembled guests put booties over their shoes so as to not dirty his marble staircase."
Well, that earns him some cred here on Datalounge. Tell us about how *everyone* does it in Japan, Luke.
[quote] From the Gawker profile: "At a book party he threw for Tom Sykes in 2006, Janklow made all the assembled guests put booties over their shoes so as to not dirty his marble staircase."
Damn. That probably means after Luke cums, he leaps out of bed to take a shower. No snuggly time there.
R159- what dou want....dick pics? The town home? A nite w Luke?
I'd far prefer the husband, physically.
That Sweetiepie's restaurant sounded like a total nightmare...perhaps rivaling Amy's Baking Company in the level of dysfunction! Its decor was also hideous...
R160 Luke naked.
Those reviews r33 are hilarious. The fact that owner and her attitude was brought up in every review in someway. Little did patrons know her marriage was falling apart at the same time. Very funny. Very Blue Jasmine