What is this "Downtown Abbie" I keep hearing about?

Some new show? What's the plot?

• Donna Mills stars as a tough, slutty businesswoman who works in an office complex downtown.

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• On last night's episode she ran out of eyeliner and was forced to use a black Sharpie.

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• She's a whore, darlin'

• It's actually "Downton Abbey," OP. I think a lot of non- and casual viewers mistakenly refer to it as "Downtown," but in actuality it's "Downton." It's a wonderful series and I can't recommend it enough. Just a warning that it is quite addictive.

• It's "Downtown Arby's," about life in a restaurant to compete with "2 Broke Girls."

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• You have to wake up pretty late in the afternoon to get something by R4!

• Yeah, that R4 is a real sharpie. Yessiree!

• Oh, you see what OP did there? He "confused" Downton with Downtown. That is HYSTERICAL. Clever shit, OP, clever shit.

• Datalounge favorite Helen Lawson will play the grandmother in the next season of "Downtown Abbie."

  Fernandina Beach

• It's Mountain Flabby, the story of gay elder-bears living in Helena.

• It's Motown Cabby, you get the drift.