How Romantic?

Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie breath mints for Valentine’s Day The stunning Angelina Jolie received breath mints for Valentine’s Day from Brad Pitt, her man of eight years, according to Us Weekly. It wasn’t just an Altoid or a Tic-Tac, though. Jolie was allegedly presented with an Eatwhatever – a breath-freshening product that includes a swallowable gel cap and a mint to suck on. It’s also vegan, gluten-free and sugar-free. The gift was intended as a loving joke because “he always teases her that she has bad breath,” a source told the magazine.

• I can believe that she has the breath of a thosand ponds

• Gee, how much did the manufacturer pay for THAT product placement?

• she always has blood breath.

• Anorexics often do.

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• "The gift was intended as a loving joke because “he always teases her that she has bad breath,” a source told the magazine. " He's tired of the bulimia, then?

• I thought that Brad was thought to need a bit more attention to his odour!

• Telling your partner she has bad breath is a romantic gesture?

• Wouldn't you expect a vampire to have breath that smells like something died in her mouth?

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• I'll bet her breath isn't the only thing that stinks.

• how charming..

• how fake

• Those weren't breath mints, they were Summer's eve snatch mints.

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• Is her breath not-so-fresh because she's an insatiable rimmer?

• let me guess who you are?

• Daily infusions of the blood of unborn infants will do that, you know. Fuckin' succubus.

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• Um, we all know that "a source" is television actress Jennifer Anniston.

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• If you followed the history of Brad Pitt's celebrity, you'd already know he has quite a mean streak in him. It's all there to see! Just to start: His dumping of his gay roommate once he landed his first part. It won't be as easy to dump Angie, however. She has too much on him, I'm guessin'!

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• Ana & Mia are still her bestest friends otherwise this wouldn't be happening.

• Nothing personal dear, but your breath smells like you have vaginosis.

• It is so easy to fool silly Americans.

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• I agree that Jennifer Aniston has something to do with this. She STILL hasn't moved on, after all these years. How sad for her. Her stupid fucking face is consistently in the tabloids and on Yahoo, yet no matter how much attention she tries to attract, she'll never be as beautiful as AJ, and she'll NEVER get Brad Pitt back. That's pretty pathetic. It's even more pathetic that Aniston has to create this faux romance with Justin Theroux, and splash that across the tabloids, as well. If there was a wikipedia entry for "disgusting pathetic sad ugly horse faced fame whore with no talent," Jennifer Aniston's photo would be smack dab in the middle. Because that's exactly what she is. She creeps me out. Seriously.

• Aniston will forever be known as the woman Brad Pitt left.

• Bulimics have the worst breath.

• Apparently that's how she hooked Bradley, R13. So, yeah.