Help!!! What should I put on my pizza tonight?

I am ordering pizza and need help. What should I order? This place has everything you could think of. Would eggs and ham be good? What about clam and mayo? Bacon and banana? Corn and pear? Peanut butter, butternut squab and pesto? Taro and boba? Hot dog, fries and ketchup? Macaroni and cheese with gourmet breadcrumbs?

• mac and cheese

• Mac 'n' chee

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• Whatever your little heart desires.

• pesto and kalamata olives, and if you eat meat, good sausage (not the usual sliced dog-dick sausage).

• All-vege pizza with olives and cashews. No meat, for a change.

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• Make it a no crust pizza.

• I'm totally grossed out by R5's suggestion. Ugh.

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• Where's that Gourmet idiot when you really need him?

• Don't worry OP. The delivery boy remembers that you don't tip very well and has already gifted your pizza with his special sauce, just for you.

• Peanut butter and jelly.

• Is this a pie, OP?