- I would happily room with any of them in prison.
- I'm afraid they might miss the wobble in my walk. I've fallen down more than once trying to walk with my legs to far apart.
- Major big dick face on this pot-smoker:
- A lot of those guys are pretty fucking hot. And some -- not all but some -- of the charges are bullshit ones like possession of marijuana or public intoxication.
Travis Powers, who is quite good looking, apparently likes to drink and drive.
- Some of you should recognize this guy as one of the 'models' on the Chaosmen site.
- I like Christopher Romansky. Here's one of his mugshots/arrest records.
- Here's his arrest record.
- Hmmm I seemed to have fucked up the link at r5...sorry. Here is the right one.
- This guy is gorgeous. What's his skin color?
- r8 went under the name of Hagan on Chaosmen.
- domestic violence is sexy.
- Romansky is hot. But, looking at some other stuff online, he is fucked up.
- Sexy sociopath Darren O'Reilly:
- What else did you find, R12?
- He does seem to have a number of mugshots, doesn't he, R12?
- MUCH BETTER HAIRCUT at r12!
- She just can't stay away from the jail.
- Isn't this guy a porn model in Chaos Men?
- R18, read up thread. You'll find the answer you seek.
- Christopher I would marry. I could change him. He needs me.
- Lord have mercy. A couple really stand out for me.
The 'down to boink' guy (so am I bro, so am I) has a sexy face. And his crime is only 'Disorderly conduct'.
The other guy...domestic violence =/. I feel so wrong, but he looks beautiful =/
- Christopher looks older with the hair combed back, and younger with bangs....weird!
- Anyone know the story on this one? Love the lips, hair, eyes, 30s Hollywood lighting. Looks a little shell-shocked, though. Please don't tell me this innocent angel did something hardcore.
- R23, he has beautiful eyes and lashes and looks like the love child of Hayden Christensen and James Franco.
- Marry me, R20.
- R21 Why does someone who looks like that have to resort to domestic violence? The only thing I can come up with is that he's in the closet still, but is living with a woman he can't keep off his dick.
- Now you can send your wedding and/or grand theft propoositions to Christopher himself!
- R23, angel face's name is Kory Gelineau. He's from Daytona Beach, Florida.
The charge was battery on a law enforcement officer back on October 25, 2011, when he was 18.
- Kory's Facebook page:
- "angel face's name is Kory Gelineau"
Here's another mugshot. Apparently he's had several run ins with the law.
OBSTRUCT OFFICER WITHOUT VIOLENCE (CS)"
- Another of Kory.
- What's the deal with these hot idiots getting arrested 3 times in a year when they just turn 18??
- For the lezzies
- Is r25 really a mug shot pic? the pic looks more like model shot from a casting call portofilio (for modelling or acting).
- My favorite.
- Oh, my, god! Can you do anything but salute this guy?
- oops, sorry: portofolio, of course.
- HI GUYS ❤❤❤
- This is why I love Datalounge. You see a thread titled sexy mugshots. You click on it, with certain expectations (if you will). But true to form, it's another thread about posting pictures of pretty white boys. It's the same thing when you see a thread, about, say, hot basketball players, again all pretty white boys. You queens can sniff out pretty white boys, like a police drug sniffing for narcotics.
I love you all. Please don't ever change.
- I didn't like R35 in his role as "Joker".
- LOL r39!
- he's my fave
- R39, are you the Black Athlete Poster?
- [R26] So sad =(. Hopefully he learns from his past bad behaviour, gets anger mangement and whatever else, and gives me a call =p.
- So, I guess that Kory is not much of an angel if he's been arrested four times within the last two years. And, the most recent arrest was about 10 days ago. Pretty but dumb.
- R42 wins.
- Here R39. Sexy black mugshot for you. I'd let him rip my hole open any day. Happy now?
- Travis Powers (from R4's post) wins my prize.
- From Chris Romansky's FB:
9 de septiembre de 2010
I wish I never got raped in jail..."
- Who is this guy?
- Why is Chris Romansky's FB page en espanol, R49?
- Kory is model gorgeous. He should be signed up with a top NY agency instead of running around getting arrested in Daytona Beach. Someone should submit his mugshot photos and try and break the cycle he is caught up in.
- Kory's most recent mugshot from two weeks ago. He looks just a tad bit thinner here than he did in September or back in 2011.
- Wow this is awesome, if i ever go to jail i hope one of these naughty boys will be there to great me. ;)
- If only Kory knew about his gay fans. Quick someone start a Facebook fan page! The way his photos are looking I can see Faces of Meth in his future...
- Hahaha! Oh Kory
- Hes my favorite
- It is evident that Kory is a victim of our corrupt police state. I will help him with his legal issues in exchange for his jiz- I mean the joy of helping those in need.
- Ill take one for the team, ill take his jizz any day!
- This guy speaks to me...however there is no name or offense....
- Big Eyes
- Why are some of them shirtless in their mugshots and some not? Is there a state ruling on this?
How can we change that?
- Lmao, I think they should video tape the cavity search and post it online. Will make anyone think twice about committing a crime.
- Agreed, id pay to watch that
- OMG! This guy is gorgeous. He's just my type. Green eyes with dark brown hair.
Jayme Gwynn of Florida
- Here's Jayme's modeling portfolio. He cleans up nicely!
- I'd do him ;)
- Damn you guys. Now I will have rape dreams for the rest of the week. You know, not rape-rape, but the good porn rape kind.
- same goes for me, i dont mind rapping or getting raped by any of these guys!
- The density of ripe cagemeat here made mama's mussy explode like a Unabomber special delivery.
- Who is this guy?
- He doesn't seem to have a chin.
- R71 looks like a Dutch chav.
- R71 His name would appear to be Randy Biel.
Have you checked out Google Images? You drag a photo to it, and it finds it on the web. About half the time, you can get name info, etc.
- What's R71's skin color?
- Randy Biel is one HOT fucker.
- Wow someone should start a facebook fan page for his arrest photo haha!
- @ R71 where do you drag and drop the image into google images?
- Here, R78. Google Images
- Wow just used it, thanks! Thats an amazing tool!
- Isn't it cool? It's how I found Christopher and Randy.
- "Arrested for being too sexy" LOL.
- Lmao, I hope they do a followup or a make it a monthly feature.
- I wanna see more hot bad boys
- Anyone ever had a hot experience in jail? Or is that just a myth?
- Lots of battered wife syndrome candidates on this thread. "Sometimes I just make him so mad."
- Awesome Tumblr!!!
- Some more hotties:
- [quote]Why are some of them shirtless in their mugshots and some not? Is there a state ruling on this?
Um ... because they weren't wearing a shirt when they were arrested.
- and what if the hot guy you are lusting after who was arrested for DUI actually drove through a stop sign and killed someone you love? It's great that you think these guys are attractive, but step back a moment and think that these guys, if they were arrested for domestic violence, could have beat the shit out of your sister or, when driving while intoxicated fucking killed you or cost you the use of your limbs.
- That could be said about any and everybody you "lust after", r90.
- Wow James Dean sells meth!!
- Randy Biel from his Facebook page.
- Randy Biel again.
- Hot gayfaced scandinavian pothead:
- I'll have what R60 is having.
- How do you know he's Scandinavian, R95?
- R60 R96 His name is Joseph Littlewood. I used google images and found him on p. 2.
- Google images.
- R95 he looks American to me, but could be wrong. Wish there were some David Hurles style Old Reliable pics of these guys. Love me some hot caged meat
- R60 and R96, you're welcome:
- I will lick me up the whole list of bad boys! Hot damn
- I want to line them all up in the shower and have them dick slap my face.
- Hahaha...Isnt that everyones fantasy
- Damn hot
- Who is secretly turned on by a bad boy?
- I am, i fall hard for them
- I swear, half of these could pass for actors' headshots.
I have my own fantasies for all of these involving a quick trip down a side road on the way to jail.
- LOL, I sill don't understand how to use google images to search for the pics...
- [quote]His name is Joseph Littlewood
If he wants to go into porn, he'll need a better name.
- download a picture to ur desktop...then make your browser window smaller so you can see the desktop in the background. In the browser go to images.google.com and then drag the image to the search bar. use the link below for further help
- Oh that a cool feature..thnks
- Who is everyones favorite? They are all so damn sexy in one way or another
- second guy
- I'm on team Chris Romansky.
- Someone should do a gay spoof of Bachelor/Bachelorette show with convicts who are shackled and have to charm their way out of them and if they succeed they are receiving a key for their shackles (instead of a rose).
- that would make an amazing show..both they gotta be hot as fuck
- Who remembers that show on Bravo "Manhunt"
- R101, you sly fox, did you stick your pic in with the mugs? I knew that mug was innocence!
- yummmmy i want some of that
- R114 There is no one on this list besides Chris Romansky. It would be impossible for him to rape me.
- Im down with the last guy on the list, sexy
- ME TOO..HES HOT AS FUCK, SO I GUY NO. 1 AND 2
- Maybe this is a dumb question, but why were the mug shots for several of these guys apparently taken with their shirts off? (I haven't read the whole thread, so forgive me if this has already been asked.)
- I can only hope that R125 and R126 are together in a car on an interstate having strokes simultaneously and that one of them is behind the wheel.
Either that or we have attracted a new breed of urban teen for the DL's tolerance testing.
- Randy Biel is my favorite. What's his skin color, precisely?
- [quote]Maybe this is a dumb question, but why were the mug shots for several of these guys apparently taken with their shirts off? (I haven't read the whole thread, so forgive me if this has already been asked.)
Yes, it has been answered. If the guy is arrested with no shirt, his mugshot is taken with no shirt.
- Hmmm I don't know R128 , perhaps he is black as an australian aboriginal? Are you daltonic?
- R128 - He's white.
- R130, I mean his literal skin color not his race or ethnicity.
- He's Very hot!
- Smiling Randy Biel abs and pecs.
- Hot? No. Busted? Yes!
- Damn, i love a bad boy
- This one is very hot, bud sadly a pretty stupid gay bashing idiot.
- THIS dishy dreamboat broke into a firehouse and jacked off onto the firemen's gear!
When caught and asked why, he said, "Because I wanted to."
- No way, thats awesome..Do you know what city that was in?
- Louisville, Kentucky.
[quote]LOUISVILLE, Ky. —A man faces multiple charges after police said he broke into Metro Fire House on Jefferson Street while intoxicated and masturbated on gear. According to the arrest report, 27-year-old Nicholas Gonzales shattered one of the bay window doors on the building, broke in, pulled gear out of lockers in a storage room and was found masturbating on the gear. Police said he was under the influence of alcohol and when asked why he broke in, he stated, “Because I wanted to.” Damage to the bay window door is estimated at $1,000. Gonzales is charged with burglary, public intoxication and criminal mischief.
- Who thinks some of these guys got fucked in jail?
- R142 see R49
- R139 R141 Gay porn star Donny Wright.
- R144 He's taking that porn career a bit far.
- God if i ever went to jail one of these boys better be there
- haha, love this list of boys!
- Why was Brandon's mugshot deleted?
- super cute r139 & r141
- Wow what a crazy fucker
- If I had a dime for every firehouse I broke into to......well, you know....
- Can you post a link to just the male on male rapists please?
- R151, if you had a thread for every firehouse you broke into.
- The last one is WOW!!!
- Fuck he's yummy!
- Id rape a few of these boys
- Ill take them all, line them up and plow them
- [quote] "The last one is WOW!!!" -- R154
As in, "Wow, look at all that hair product!"
- I get a gay vibe from that boy (the last one) lol
- Whos ever been arrested and has a hot story to tell?
- There's no better love than prison love.
- r154 wins. Damnnnnnn!
- I like Ryan. He's innocent, though.
- Up for the original thread.
- And adblockably fugly, R163.
- What's this guy's skin color?
- OP is cooking her easter ham wrong if it is dripping.
- R167 If someone says "green," will you drink poison?
- [quote]What's this guy's skin color?
For the love of dog, would you please stop asking this stupid fucking question. Now you're doing it in two different threads. News flash: no one -- but you -- apparently gives a shit what color his skin is.
- I'll have me some of him haha
- He's hot, R171! Can I call "seconds?"
- R172 Looks a lot like my ex bf lmao
- r170 He/She is being sarcastic because that dumb question was asked earlier.
- Haha agreed
- something about a boy whose been to jail just turns me the f#ck on
- LMAo, I went to high school with the first guy.
- IS OP a drag queen? Who else talks like that?
- a personal favorite
- ^Im all about that guy R179
- yes, mama would work him over!
- model gone bad
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5gVUMjsY1Fg/USZT5Z-OuuI/AAAAAAAADMI/N7QZ736ZoNk/s1600/marcel mug shot.jpg
- Bump for original thread.
- wow never seen mugshots with such great lighting.
These must be from LA - clearly hair and make-up is onsite.
- Holy shit! R182 is one Awesome White Guy!
- R185, actually Marcel is Latin.
- Ada County (Boise) Very hot, as jail mugshots go.
- R171 is hot. I would do his laundry and clean his cell after he fucked me.
- He looks like he would be fun.