May you suffer from bad breath, pin worms and falling hair

My granny's favorite curse. Yours?

• You ought to be STUFFED WITH NAILS, you ought!

  Eliza Doolittle

• May you be rich enough to own a house with 100 hundred rooms, and have a headache in each one.

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• You'll be an "old maid." That's right, the worst curse on Earth is to stay unmarried. Nothing equivalent for men; supposedly they always have plenty of choices. May you rot in Hell.

• May Yoko Ono sing at your wedding reception.

• May the only restaurant in your eternity be an Olive Garden.

• Falling hair? Does that refer to hair loss or an Aquanet malfunction?

• May a camel with the runs play in your sandbox.

  Karnak

• Your granny is Sophia Petrillo?

• I hope you have a child just like you.

• "May the Lord hate you and all your kind, may your skin turn orange in hue, and may your head drop off at an awkward moment."

  The Voice of the Night

• lol, Voice

  Della

• May you be forced to watch the current season of SNL on a continuous loop.

• May your mother search for you with a Geiger counter.