What did you name your wireless network?

The local telco just finished installing fiber on my street and offered a great deal on service. Dumped Comcast and I'm setting up my wifi. I always give my network an odd name and rename it a lot. What did you name your wireless network?

• A character from the Odyssey. Seriously.

• Sol Rosenberg

• R2 made me laugh although I have no reason why.

• I just checked and one of my neighbors named their Wi-Fi network "Asstastic." Hmm ….

• VIRUS

• Hugh G. Rection

• My friend named it: missbarbrastreisand

• boipussy

• Cheryl, because it stinks.

• Julianne Moore. Seriously.

• "getyourownbitch!" Because a lot of freeloaders were tapping into people's unsecured wifi networks in my apartment complex. So I made sure mine was secure and named it that to rub salt in the wounds.

• FBI Party Van

• freeblowjobs

• Some ideas for future names: 1) WitnessRelo 2) ATFSurveil6 3) Al Quaeda 4) SexOffender 5) IRSReporter18

• If you use someone's wifi will they be able to somehow see what sites you've visited.

  future wifi stealer

• A friend of mine named his wireless network "pornomachine." I thought that was funny.

• Liza

• Eunice. The someone in my building named theirs fluffy.

• SwishEmbassy

• PornoPad

• Lol r14

• In my block, I can see "HypnoToad," "seriesoftubes," "BillLink," and "GrantPalace" (Grant being the street on the corner). Mine is just my initials with the year I got the new one (DHR2012) - there's a booster Airport Express called DHR2010. But I thought it would be funny to give it the name of a well-known restaurant about a mile away, like "BeckleysPublic." People would think the restaurant had some mega-strong signal.

• I call my wifi network Illana -- just like what I like to call my wig.

  Brenda%20Holliday

• Mine is called Cocksucker. I'm pretty sure all of my neighbors know it's me. :)

• Wehrmacht.

• I named mine "StopStealingMyFuckingWifi".

• I call mine "Hard Cock" because everyone's trying to get on it.

• House of voodoo.

• Stasi

• thewhorehouse

• Because I invite scrutiny from 3 letter agencies.

  SECRETLAB

• I named it after my favorite sports team.

• Okhrana

• [quote]If you use someone's wifi will they be able to somehow see what sites you've visited. If they check their logs, then yes.

• [quote]SwishEmbassy r19, Marry me!

• Ass2Mouth

• If you name your wireless network 'VirusParadise,' 'FBIALERT' or 'PCSelfDestruct,' your neighbors will think twice about stealing your wifi.

• YouCunt - because I hate my neighbor

• Someone in my area named it Homeland Security

• Booboo!

• Anal_with_jesus

• "VIRUS INFECTED"

• What is a wireless network? Hissssss!

  The Hissing Eldergay (THE)

• freegayporn

• TLPG.ORG

• GETOFFMYNETWORK

• COCKSUCKERAT43CROFTAVE I live at 45 Croft Ave. #43 is a large Victorian that's been divided into about 6 student apts...mostly male college jocks.

• RCMP

  Dudley%20D.

• Milford Haven

• Anastasia Beaverhousin

• Mine is named after my cat. One of my neighbors has one called "full of internets" which made me giggle for some reason.

  The Voice of the Night

• Some of these funny! I have a Mac, how do I rename my Wi-Fi network?

• You change the SSID on your wireless router.

• PoliceScanner

• I want to live in this neighborhood

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• OMGSTFULOL I used to see Anal_Sex but that one is gone. We do have DL Home, and Noodles, though.