Questions Larry King would have asked the swanky Carnivale Triump passengers

I'll start: "Where were you on 9/11?"

• Where did I leave my teeth? Do you like pudding?

• Where are we?

• Do you still talk to Roman Polanski even though he murdered your sister?

• What was it like working Conrad Bain and Gary Coleman?

• When the smell got really rotten, did you folks vomit too? Did you use the bags the staff provided or do it over the side?

• Why were you holding a carnival at sea? Wouldn't it have been easier to do it on land?

• Can you believe how hot my wife is?

• How do you think the Lakers are doing?

• That Erin Gray is really something, dontcha think? She's gonna be a HUGE star!

• Did you enjoy Anna Maria Alberghetti's performance? How about Jerry Ordway's?

• This thread is so great-keep it going. I forget what the letters mean, if it's funny should I click on WW? (Have no idea what FF is for)

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• I am with r11 and am rolling over here and ww on everything! Keep em up! And I hope that Erin Gray wins an Emmy this year!

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• What did happen with his wife? She's a Mormon and was screwing her son's baseball coach...I guess that's better then Larry.

• " Let's ask what my good friend Angie Dickinson thinks."

• You think YOU had it bad? Ask that Filipino girl who has to change my colostomy bag!

• I`m told we've received an e-mail from Berryville, Virginia. E-mailer? Go Ahead! Hello? E-mailer?

• Welcome back viewers. We’ve got an old friend of the Larry King Program here in the studio, the legendary Liza Minnelli. Liza, welcome back to the show and I have to say you look fantastic. I know you’ve been watching the heartbreaking news today about the sinking of the Andrea Doria and was wondering how you were feeling when your legendary mother Judy Garland was airlifted from the buffet?

• so.. you had to poop in BAG? Gee that must be awful!

• If you like these, check out this guy's parody LK tweets (an homage to his classically awful USAToday column)

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• I use to love Fudgie the Whale cakes when I was still alive. Do they still make them?

• Can you describe to us how you pooped into the bag?

• Ok r20 OT but Howard Stern makes fun of Fred for buying his mom a Fudgie cake for Mother's day and there is a youtube thing of Howard doing a Fudgie voice and Fred getting extremely pissed. Ok sorry, just had to say that.

• Now is this that lesbian boat?

• Does Julie McCoy still have that drug problem?

• Were there any guitar playing nuns on board?

• You'd probably have enjoyed the cruise more if they'd had some decent entertainment, like Lainie Kazan or Julie Budd.

• "Now that you've publicly cruised with your husband, does that mean you totally accept and condone his homosexual lifestyle?"

• "I hear Steve and Eydie were performing on the lido deck. Did you get a chance to hear them sing? What a class act. Pure class all the way. Not like some of these modern acts like Lady Googoo or Madonna." "Shuffleboard. Do you like it? I'll bet the passengers had a few tournaments going on while you were waiting to be rescued. Can't play much myself, not with the old lumbago acting up. It's like I was telling Tony Bennett the other day..."

• How did you get off the iceberg?

• Welcome back from the break. We're here talking to the survivors of the Andrea Doria. Tell me, do you get sick of people coming up to you and requesting you sing "Tomorrow?"

• OK, caller from Altoona -- you said you went to high school with Shelley Winters?

• How was it like being stranded in the sea with Gina Lollobrigida? Did she have a bucket for her own private use?

• Are you at all upset about President Ford's failure to address this issue? Not one media outlet has any comment from him!

• "Oh wait, some breaking news here....President Ford is still seriously dead."

• [quote] Questions Larry King would have asked the swanky Carnivale Triump passengers Would you ever go on another Trump Cruise again? We've contacted the Trump organization and have not heard back from them. Do you plan on suing Donald Trump after this occurred on his cruise line? Since you all had to go to the bathroom in bags. What did you use for toilet paper?

• How was the lobster bisque? Was it served lukewarm? Did pooping in a bag interfere with eating the bisque?

• Thank you caller. Speaking of vomiting, my wife's sister, who I was stupping , vomited the first time I dropped my pants, and she got a look at my withered, grey pubed,shrunken-balled schwanz.We'll be right back.

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• As I understand it, here wasn't any power and you were fed onion sandwiches, do you know why they couldn't have just hired some caterers to bring in some food? Couldn't you call for take out?

• What was the quality of the sandwiches? Were they served on rye?

• Joining me later in the show to talk about her own cruise ship horror story...Suzanne Somers! She bravely dealt with four hours of seasickness while filming the Love Boat. You won't want to miss it. Plus, she talks about her new over-the-counter cancer cure, available only at Target...

• This is hysterical. Please keep it going. For once I am literally LOL'ing!

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• I coulda punched that shit right in the shit, Larry. I coulda. Ya know? That's just the way I am.

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• Now we are talking with Denise who was a passenger in the stranded Carnivale Triumph. What was the hardest moment for you? When the palestinians hijacked the ship, or when it catch fire off the coast of Somalia?

• Were there any pirates? Disney's paying me to plug that "Pirates of the Caribeean" movie coming out soon, so I need a way to work that into the interveiew.

• Welcome back, We've got Ted Lange on the phone. 'Ted what kind of cocktails would Issac have served the passengers during this nightmare? Can you still mix a margarita without ice?

• "Where were you when you found out Princess Diana died?"

• Why didn't Carnival just airlift in a shipment of Depends? Depends ... I never leave home without mine.

• If I'd been stuck on that boat, I'd have been on the phone to Nate and Al's PDQ and you can bet your ass they would've helicoptered in a few dozen sandwiches and some nice pickles.

• Caller? Are you still there, caller?

• OK, after this word from the makers of Sominex, we have two of the hottest ladies in the biz: Joey Heatherton and Lola Falana!

• This thread will go down in DL history!

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• R45 and R46 may well be Larry King playing along!

• Were you friends with Tammy Faye?

• Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey. A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

• Do you feel James Cameron authentically captured your experience before the ship hit the iceberg in the Gulf?

• "Did you ever start playing back those Kathie Lee Carnivale Cruise Line commercials in your head? The ones with the song 'Ain't We Got Fun?'l

• What did you think about that final episode of MASH-- really something, wasn't it?

• Boise, Idaho, hello? Howard Stern's penis!

• The call is comming from INSIDE THE STUDIO!!

• Welcome back to our show. Joining us now in the studio is Carol Lynley who will describe her ordeal of being trapped in a ship that's capsized by a rogue wave and having to climb a Christmas tree to escape. Also in the studio, we have to survivors of the Carnivale cruise ship Triumph who will describe their ordeal on that floating toilet in the Gulf of Mexico. Survivors, did you get inspiration from Carol climbing that Christmas tree to help you escape the prison the Triumph became? Carol, would you pay for a cruise on a floating toilet? Or would you wait until you're home to go? Survivors, why didn't you go before you left the dock? Couldn't this tragedy have been averted if everyone had simply gone at home, like your mother always teaches you. Why did everyone get on this ship needing to go so bad? Stay tuned for those answers. We'll be right back after this message from Geritol.

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• "Cuomo or Blitzer?"

• Kathie Lee's poop didn't smell at all, am I right? What a classy broad.