Questions CNN should have asked the swanky Carnival Triumph passengers
"Was it hard to look at the buffet 'chocolate fountain' the same way again?"
"Why didn't you shit in an ice bucket and then toss the contents overboard, instead of shitting in the hallway, you dirty nasty bitch?"
People shit in the hallway? What a moronic thing to do....and on a boat! Seriously?
"When you noticed that the carpeting had become soaked with urine, did you change out of your flip-flops?"
"So essentially you're saying the whole ship was a poop deck?"
"When you saw boats nearby, why didn't you jump?"
So Madam, why didn't you flop your blubbery buns over the railing and let fly?
"Were you worried about that asteroid hitting your ship, like those folks in Russia?"
"Other than that, how was the entertainment?"
That is a lively outfit you are wearing ... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
When you were having a bowel movement into a Ziploc, were you humming "What a setup, holy cow! If my friends could see me now..."?
Serious question: Have any of you ever shit into a baggie? I can't imagine how disgusting it must be, but more importantly, it must difficult as all Hell.
I don't know that I could manage it, so I can't fathom how the average 300 pounder on Carnival Cruise got it done.
I don't think they were sandwich size, R12!
I would have taken Imodium every day.
I love r14!
OP, did you see the passengers on tv? Even taking into account all that happened to them, swanky is not exactly the first word that comes to mind.