Questions CNN should have asked the swanky Carnival Triumph passengers

"Was it hard to look at the buffet 'chocolate fountain' the same way again?"

• "Why didn't you shit in an ice bucket and then toss the contents overboard, instead of shitting in the hallway, you dirty nasty bitch?"

• Swanky?

  Cunard

• People shit in the hallway? What a moronic thing to do....and on a boat! Seriously?

• "When you noticed that the carpeting had become soaked with urine, did you change out of your flip-flops?"

• "So essentially you're saying the whole ship was a poop deck?"

• "When you saw boats nearby, why didn't you jump?"

• So Madam, why didn't you flop your blubbery buns over the railing and let fly?

  Wolf%20Blitzer

• "Were you worried about that asteroid hitting your ship, like those folks in Russia?"

  Larry King

• "Other than that, how was the entertainment?"

• That is a lively outfit you are wearing ... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

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• When you were having a bowel movement into a Ziploc, were you humming "What a setup, holy cow! If my friends could see me now..."?

• Serious question: Have any of you ever shit into a baggie? I can't imagine how disgusting it must be, but more importantly, it must difficult as all Hell. I don't know that I could manage it, so I can't fathom how the average 300 pounder on Carnival Cruise got it done.

• I don't think they were sandwich size, R12!

• I would have taken Imodium every day.

• I love r14!

• OP, did you see the passengers on tv? Even taking into account all that happened to them, swanky is not exactly the first word that comes to mind.