When Oscar Pistorius has sex

Does he keep his blades on when he's in bed? I would assume he'd take them off; but how does he get any purchase on fucking his girlfriends without using legs?

• I think there is enough there he can pound away like a jack rabbit.

• He probably has all different legs like Her majesty Aviva Drescher. She has high heel legs, flat legs, swimming legs and dancing legs. Oscar probably has any manner of sexy bedroom legs. Reverse cowgirl, missionary, bdsm (with holes in them for cuffs) and rootin-tootin-shootin for those unexpected night callers.

• He will be easier to gang fuck in prison without his blades.

• He uses the blades for plowing

• South Africa's luckiest maximum security inmates are about to find out!

• They probably ride him like a Harley on a bad piece of road. God knows I would.

• OP, wondering how he had sex was one of the first things I thought of when this news broke. I was stumped.

• Good question - I would love to find out for myself and report back to the group. I would have the decency to take pictures/videos for you.

• She could easily be on top. He probably has some stupid insecurity or resentment about this and his legs in general. That would explain the aggressiveness about his girlfriends and male competition for them.

• [quote]He will be easier to gang fuck in prison without his blades. I wonder how they'll handle the legs in prison. Those blades would be a pretty handy weapon or escape tool. Make him live in a wheelchair?

• I just hope he wouldn't carelessly leave his legs on the floor for me to trip over them while on the way to the bathroom causing me to bash my head on the bathroom counter.

• Blade Cummer!

• LOL R12

• Wait, he doesn't stalk around on those fucking blades like some sort of scary robot 24/7, does he?? I thought those were just for running and he wore normal, Paul McCartney's ex style fake legs the rest of the time.

• You're all so stupid but I'm sure you know that already. Didn't someone on another thread vilify Schwarzenegger for making fun of a paraplegic? Probably posted here too. Must be a lot of fun making fun of disabled people. What character you people must have. One minority picking on another. How predictable.

• R15 - he MURDERED someone. For fuck's sake. There should be a little leeway on the humour here.

• Woman on top usually, I'd bet. He's probably got great upper body strength as well. I don't think imagine it's that difficult.

• I feel bad about this, but I would love to eat his ass. His butt is huge, and very inviting...

• "His butt is huge" Link, please.

• South Africa seems like a such a weird place. Did you guys ever see that show Chimp Eden on Animal Planet, with the "hot" handsome South African chimpanzee conservationist guy Eugene Cussons? He's like this rich white young South African guy, who lives on a huge compound and rescues and rehabilitates chimps. It was unintentionally one of the most racist shows I've ever seen. Like, Eugene was so nonchalantly unintentionally racist - it was almost shocking. Like, all the vets, staff, his social circle, etc were white - so all the people he ever talked to as if they were fellow humans with something to say were white. And literally the only black people you'd ever see were like opening and closing cages for him or maybe driving as he barked orders. I am surprised the show lasted as long as it did. From a review: "I was finally struck with full force during an episode of Escape From Chimp Eden, when another white sanctuary owner was explaining to our white sanctuary owner protagonist that "the natives" killed chimps and thus she had to keep them within her walls. It is not that "the natives" are bad people per se, you see, just that they are ignorant and superstitious. Our protagonist makes a point to attend a market looking for bush meat, presented as barbarically as possible, to further illustrate how far 'these people' have to go. The fact that native Africans may be eating monkeys because they are hungry, and why they might indeed be hungry (or, for that matter, why people keep clearing forest land for their farms), is never discussed. Nor is the idea that white people coming in and walling off parts of African land to protect African animals from Africans is perhaps a tad paternalistic."

• I wonder if they call him stubby.

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• r15 Considering that you knew he was an amputee what did you think the jokes would about? It must be nice to be so fucking moral and righteous. These jokes aren't about someone who just won the Special Olympics and saved a puppy from a burning building. The guy is a fucking millionaire who murdered his model girlfriend.

• He's not completely legless, his stumps are below the knee. That probably gives him plenty of leverage, as long as the girl is reasonably flexible [and thin]. Maybe he has a sling or other device hanging over his bed?

• This is getting weird.