I'm as gay a pink tablecloth and I'd fuck her. She's hot.
I think you mean you want to motorboat rather than "waterboard" her titties (unless you mean you want to piss on her titties, which, you may very well want to do).
Enough with the Kate Upton threads.
I don't see a damn thing wrong with her body, but according to some of the know-it-alls here, she's an obese shapeless sow.
I'm gay and I wouldn't touch her at all. That's why I'm gay.
Same r5. Girleena at r1 wanted to butch though!
Mediocre stripper style. I don't envy her, because someone in her position does a lot of fucking of unattractive and/or slimy men.
R7 i.e., Terry Richardson.
she is starting to show up in high fashion stuff, which is pretty much unheard of for commercial models like her. there was a big uproar (MARY!!) over her UK Vogue cover.
i think she is *hot* and i'm a big dick lovin' fag.
Add me to the list of gay men who would politely shake her hand, and then go on to suck some guy's cock. I'm a homosexual, with all that entails...
[quote]Does it make me Bi if I want to waterboard those titties,
You want to torture them by submerging them in water until they confess?
No, that doesn't make you bi to want to do that; what it does make you is stupid.
I'm completely jealous of her.
Nope. I know lots of gay men who would do her!
If they would, they aren!t gay, dumbass. ay ken don't "do" women, freeper.
Was a time white girls couldn't dance....
You go girl.
Is she related to Upton Sinclair?
Yep, I'm jealous.
I find her trashy, pretty, but not exceptional, but her body is just odd. Does nothing for me. Much rather see Matt Terry do a cat dance and then ........
She's so hot. She makes me want to make love to a woman.
I first saw that vid last year when they played it on something like Access Hollywood. I was walking through the room, just glanced over at the screen, and was pretty much captivated. I totally had the "I'm gay but actually think I would with her" reaction - which I have never experienced before. It's interesting to read a few other guys in this thread felt the same.
I can't imagine what she must do for the straight guys and lesbians.
I'm a lesbian, and she definitively turns me on. I could see her transitioning into an actress.
Kate Upton should be used to stealing the spotlight with her body-revealing magazine covers.
The 21-year-old model put her curvaceous figure on display once again as she hit up the Hakkasan Nightclub party in Las Vegas on Thursday.
To say that Kate was wearing a form-flattering dress would be putting it mildly as she was close to overflowing that artsy, zebra striped mini.
She's been flitting across Europe to promote her latest flick, The Other Woman.
So it was only fair for Kate Upton to take a little downtime and indulge in retail therapy once she hit the boutique-lined streets of Paris on Saturday, along with her talented co-star Leslie Mann.
The 21-year-old actress and model cared not for the cold, showing off her decolletage with a very tight and low-cut top for her French outing.
Lemme tell you boyz something: I have almost the identical body and I have always been incredibly critical of my lack of a discernable waist, small hips and big natural boobs. I'm not saying that I feel unattractive, but I have spent more hours than I care to count attempting to whittle out something which resembles a waist.
My point is this: from my own experience straight men don't even seem to care or notice. I've been sweating my flaw for all these years, mostly because I wanted to look more like a fashion mannequin, then along came Kate and made it seem okay. So I like her!