Surprisingly, I don't. He's not really good-looking.
He has the body of an eight year old girl.
R2 I know right, I still can't believe he's 18. He looks like a 10 year old to me.
So he's got a six-pack and a hint of pecs. The lesbian haircut is a huge turnoff. Pass.
r3, you don't know a lot of 18 year olds, do you?
Why are his lips blue?
Sorry, I'm just not into lesbians that way.
Why should I shot tell you when I don't?
I like to fuck hot men, not femmes with cheesy pompadours and trashy tattoos.
That crown tattoo looks like a stick-on.
He is 5'4", 18 years old, and he stopped growing.
[quote]Why are his lips blue?
He's been rimming a snowman.
No, too undeveloped, I like a more manly man.
Nope. Apparently I have some self-respect. What a surprise.
Why is he hairless? He looks like a plastic doll.
Why do he and Bruno Mars keep letting lesbians do their hair?
Too many tattoos. I can tolerate one, Maybe two.
I learned long ago on DL never, ever to click on links with headers like that.
After reading the thread, assuming you mean Bieber, no I wouldn't. He looks way too young and creeps me out.
He's gorgeous, I'd do anything to him that he wants. As pointed out in the "Glice" SNl sketch he's soft and kind and toned.
R2 - very funny and true
Agree with R5 - he looks like an 18 yo not a guy in his 30's because he's still a teen #diversity
Any DL gossip on whether he's gay/bi? I find it hard to see him as totally straight, especially with his penchant for wearing lipstick and showing his bare butt on instagram.
I am old enough to be his father, so no, I do not want to stick my dick in him. It would be kind of disturbing if I did.
r24, the long standing rumour about him and Usher makes me think gay.
There are rumours of him screwing female fans, though and his handlers being worried.
He's at least bi. I think the female fucking stories were PR plants, though.
His manager's quite the piece of work. He actually calls himself Scooter.
My dick looked like a Snicker bar when I pulled out. He said it tasted like one, too.
R26, what are the rumours about him and Usher? You rarely see them together anymore?
Jesus fucking christ webbie fucking kill this fucking thread now.
No amount of working out will ever excuse the pompous attitude the kid has developed. The arrogant vibe he gives off will keep him eternally ugly.
Usher has already ripped him open.
The arrogant attitude only makes him hotter, r30 - you want to fuck the smugness out of him and show him his place.
The worst hairstyle ever. Somebody needs to invite all Canadian hairdressers to a convention, gas them, and replace them with American homosexuals.
OK, we won't tell you. You'd probably just hyperventilate.
As hard as it is for borderline pedos to understand and accept....THIS is the only kind of guy a lot of men want to stick their dicks in.
I like pretty and think guys, but I just find this creature disgusting both in terms of looks and attitude. I have since the first time I became aware of him.
Exactly. Who wants to follow dirty dick Usher? Diddy fucked Usher, Usher fucked Bieber....goes around and around and around. SMH
"think" = thin
Wikipedia claims Scooter Braun's parents were in the Holocaust even though that means they had him when they were about a hundred years old.
Something's not adding up.
No it's his grandparents. Okay, I can live with that.
Too young, too tattooed
Op...the ephebophile site is THAT way. We are gay men. We like guys who look like MEN. Thanks.
I think his so called arrogant attitude is just defensiveness because he's constantly gay bashed in comments on his youtube videos; under almost every vid he's called gay, a lesbian and/or "she". That's a lot for a teen to deal with and not be affected by it.
He's 18 - same age as 90% of female models who are considered the epitomy of female beauty. But for some reason a guy isn't a "real man" until he bulks up and has the build of a guy in his 30s. Why can't people just be appreciated for their own unique beauty? We'd all be so much happier...
No thanks. Nothing about him appeals to me at all on any level. I can't stand his music and I think he looks like a 13 year old. I wish he would just go away, but that apparently isn't going to happen anytime soon. I would rather rim Dick Cheney live on Fox News than spend a moment with Justin Bieber fully clothed... let alone do ANYTHING sexual with him. Vile.
Stud earrings? Really? It's 2013 and you're not black.
I. Don't. Want. To. Stick. My. Dick. In. This.
Or. Anyone. Else's.
I'd tap that glaaaaadly.
Such boring nipples. When will they get bigger? (Has he finished puberty yet?)
She looks like a trangendered dyke.
OP, see a therapist before you get yourself arrested
Looks like a white Gumby
R53, that's the perfect description.
Completely agree, R19. There are a lot of people with extremely bad taste on this board. It could possibly be an age thing. Anyhow, there is no way in hell I would fuck that boy.
He's totally not my usual type, he seems like an entitled douche and has minimal talent.
But oh my god, I would fuck him for DAYS.
(And before anyone calls me a 'pedo', he's legal and I'm only two years older than him so suck it)
R. 4. 8.