Europe according to the Dutch

Accurate?

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• Oh those impish Dike-Pluggers ... they're so funny!

• I'd imagine if you called a plumber from Poland to come over to Holland, the mileage fees wouldn't make it so cheap anymore.

• I don't get it, why are Spain and Portugal Santa Land, because they are so far away?

• R3, I thought it was because they take their Christmas holidays there, but could be wrong, I'm not Dutch.

• The map labels could be a whole lot more witty with more snob appeal to make it funnier. It needs work.

• R3 According to tradition, Sinterklaas arrives each year from Spain by boat.

• They weren't very clever with what they called themselves.

• What do "sinterklaas" (Santa Claus?) and "cherso" mean? And why do they refer to themselves as "Holland"? I thought Holland was just a region within the Netherlands?

• Europe according to the US, I think. Google for a version according to the country of your choice - there are plenty.

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• Sinterklaas is the Dutch Santa, in the history we took our idea of sinterklaas to America, they changed it into Santa because Sinterklaas was a little hard to pronounce, Sinterklaas is also held in December, only on the 5th instead of the 24th. The reason why Spain is called that way is because that is where he lives and comes from every year. The reason why Greece is called Cherso is because Greece has a island called Chersonissos. Some friends who come from Den Haag(a city in the Netherlands) made a program about there holiday over there and in there theme song they said: "Oh oh Cherso" so that's why.

• Fuck the Dutch bitches in the ass!!

• R9 mummy?

• Why didn't they give their country a name? They could have titled it "Land of Assholes" considering that's what they are. I've been all over Europe, and the Dutch are some of the biggest assholes I've ever met. It's a shithole too. If it wasn't for Amsterdam (and even that isn't all it's cracked up to be), nobody would even pass through that shithole.

  They've got nerve

• they are right, having lived there, being in Amsterdam you see every single Euro nation tromp through your neighborhood and you get pretty sick of it after a while

• Ven I vas a gurl in Papendrecht, ve had scurvie, zo nauw I grow de lemons.

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• r11, I do every night.

  DavudFoster

• I always thought they were assholes turnes out they are.

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