Let's pretend we're a Nicholas Sparks movie!

I'm a pretty white person falling in love in a picturesque region of the South

I'm a Better Writer than Cormac McCarthy
• I'm the poster, featuring a tall guy holding a much shorter woman. You can tell the man is a quiet sensitive type from the way he holds her.

• Juniper Falls (2014) based on the 2013 novel by Nicholas Sparks. Holly (Kate Hudson) is a woman in her mid 30s whose husband died a year ago in a tragic car accident. After 11 months of living in her empty New Jersey home (a hollow memorial to her lost love) she decides to move to a new town and reinvent herself. She starts driving and (somehow) ends up in the quaint historic village of Juniper Falls, North Carolina. The first place she enters along the main street is a fine glass shop run by 60-something town matriarch Scarlet Hutchinson (Susan Sarandon) who immediately offers Holly a job as well as rent free lodging in the apartment above the shop. Holly soon meets the elusive glass blower Patton (Jake Gyllenhaal), a town outcast who "has never been the same" after seeing his parents murdered as a young teenager on a trip to Atlanta. Patton lives in an abandoned plantation on top of a hill, and Holly begins to spend more and more time with him, learning his craft. Will love find its way into their hearts or will the ghosts of the past continue to haunt them?

• I'm the script wonder how the hell a straight man writes this shit.

• [quote] how the hell a straight man writes this shit. This is open to debate.

• I'm Cormac McCarthy looking at my Pulizer Prize, my National Book Award and the Oscar-winning film based on my novel.

• "Holly (Kate Hudson) is a woman in her mid 30s whose husband died a year ago in a tragic car accident" Sorry, but Miss Hudson will only play party girls in their 20s

  Kate's agent

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• I'm the sassy older lady, warning Kate not to let love pass her by.

• R2 I am sorry but shouldn't Patton's plantation be closer to a beach? Does the hillside abut a beach? With a lighthouse that symbolizes his alienation from society. Yet the light is his way of reaching out to others from a safe distance.

• I prefer a Ned Sparks movie! That man was so funny!

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• I am the patron leaving with tears in their eyes saying this was the most moving, most romantic movie ever.

• I'm the theater manager counting his concession stand profits after this piece o' crap takes the #1 weekend spot

  popcorn for everyone!

• "I am the patron leaving with tears in their eyes saying this was the most moving, most romantic movie ever." I also collect Precious Moments figurines and I think Thomas Kinkade is the greatest artist since da Vinci

• R13,and you`re also a Jim Brickman fan.

• And his dirty little secret is that he's a Yankee from Omaha who went to college at Notre Dame and his wife is a Yankee too.