Tea Party group FreedomWorks shoots video of Hilary Clinton having sex with giant panda
[quote]The tea party group FreedomWorks initially considered screening the vid at conservative conference - but thought better after shocked reactions from small screening group.
FEBRUARY 14, 2013
Oh those tea partiers and their sense of humor.
Apparently a few of them thought it would be hilarious to depict Hillary Clinton getting down and dirty with a giant panda bear.
That's according to Mother Jones magazine, which reports on strange shenanigans over at the tea party group FreedomWorks. A promotional video created by the group reportedly included a scene in which FreedomWorks official Adam Brandon dreams that he's wandering down an office hallway when he sees the panda performing cunnilingus on someone in a Clinton mask.
Both the panda and Clinton, Mother Jones reports, are played by female interns.
FreedomWorks apparently screened the video for employees, but scrapped plans to show it at a large conservative conference last year - no doubt in part because employees were horrified at the display.
"How was that not some form of sexual harassment?" one former employee said. "And there were going to be thousands of Christian conservatives at this thing. This was a terrible lack of judgment."
Brandon defended the scene as humorous to Mother Jones, and other FreedomWorks officials didn't comment.
[quote]the panda performing cunnilingus on someone in a Clinton mask.
Eats, Shoots and Leaves.
Yes, because this is exactly the sort of thing that female voters will find compelling....
Lynne Truss are you here?
I want it leaked on YouTube.
Mother Jones broke the story. It was one of the most-talked about stories on Twitter this morning.
We TOTALLY need to get that video and leak it.
Can we start a rumor that Obama is now claiming that if you don't put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, it means you support him?
They made an unpaid intern dress as a panda to eat out an employee.
This is your party, Cotton Mouth.
What's the story trending under on Twitter? Today's promoted hashtag? #FishFriday. I'm not kidding.
I don't get the whole panda thing, but maybe I'm not batshit.
Panda=Chinese communist mascot.
They suck at humor so much. If the panda is supposed to be China, it would've been "funnier" and more jibing with their philosophy if Hillary was the one blowing it. Cigar optional.
[quote]Apparently Tea Party advocacy group FreedomWorks, LOVES their fake panda (is someone over there a fan of the Plushie movement?). They love the wordplay on the idea of “pandering,” (pandering…panda…get it?) which is what they accuse their opponents of. So whenever they can, they get their panda out there to appear in street rallies (pictured above), videos (fast forward to the 2:03 mark), and in public protest theater. Have I already mentioned how much they LOVE their panda?