I fucking hate clicking clicking clicking clicking clicking clicking clicking clicking clicking clicking clicking to see who these people are.
Michael Musto is single again, ladies!
First of all, most of them are non-entities who are either friends of friends who work for the rag or who have decided to get aggressive in promoting themselves via the use of a publicist.
Secondly, let's define "eligible." Are you considered that if your ass is in the sling in the Mine Shaft's back room five nights out of seven? Or if you throw pool parties for underaged starlings looking for their first big break? Something tells me guys like that aren't out there looking for their One True Love.
love the swedish soccer player!
i'll pass on ken mehlmann.
I wouldn't describe Mo Rocca as an actor-director. He's more of a journalist.
I had no idea Mo Rocca was gay and out. I guess I need to get my gaydar fixed and read more gay gossip!
R2 funny, the minute I read your post I decided not to go to the link. I absolutely hate when lists are setup that way.
Eligible? Both Ryan Steele and Matt Doyle are on that list. Aren't they an alleged theater-gayling power couple? And a few of the click-throughs to personal facebook pages list status as "in a relationship." How does one define 'bachelor' nowadays?
A good percentage of the bachelors are posed in some sort of undress. WHY? And why do we continue to show that, as gay men, we are nothing more than pecs and a good haircut? Why is there always a constant need to show flesh? We will always be considered less than straights as long as we continue to display such highly-charged images. We are more than that.
Umm.. Jaymi Hensley has a fiancé and they're getting married later this year. He's hardly an eligible bachelor. WTF?!?
I clicked on OP's link and the first person profiled has photos of himself being fucked bareback all over the Internet. Lovely.
[quote] I clicked on OP's link and the first person profiled has photos of himself being fucked bareback all over the Internet.
Nate Silver Barebacks?
What about Andy Cohen?????????????? I thought he is single. He should be on the list!!!
Who decides on this? The blind?
[quote]all over the Internet
maybe a bit of an exaggeration....?
Journalist/Dandy - is that a job? LOL
Where are these BB pics of Nate Silver anyways?
Entrepeneur/event promoter = chronically underemployed, short on funds.
Get a real job, bitch.
uhm... no profession listed... just vote NOW.
Any of the gaybros interested in these guys?
This is the best thread ever...
Wow, that was more like a trip down memory lane of who used to hang out at The Big Cup in Chelsea than a list of eligible gay bachelors.
I did notice that about 98 of them have no body fat. Though, I guess it's progress that they're not ALL white.
NO ONE WANTS A FATTY! Sorry, R27.
I only got through the first 30 or so. Most look like complete douchebags.
R29.. the best ones are between 70 and 100.. Yigit Pura, Matt Doyle, Joe McElderry, Ronnie Kroell, Luke Macfarlane, Madison Hildebrand, Gavin Creel etc. Just click your way through them all, trust me.. it's worth it.
I am only interested in the ones who are sizemeat.
Since when is Sam(uel) Barnett out?! Not that I mind, mind...
Too many flamers
Isn't Luke McFarlane still with Wentworth Miller?
Luke isn't even gay! Why is he added.
Many good looking gay men, indeed.
Since forever, R32? I don't remember his being in.
Jeremy Geffen looks hot at #21. Anybody know him?
Well, he didn't come out officially, did he? Unlike his History Boys-colleague Russell Tovey
I honestly don't know. But I've never thought of him as in.
I would totally date Chris Colfer.
#72, Xavier Dolan seems like he'd be either perfectly engaging or annoying, I'm not sensing that there is any inbetween. Still, he is my winner for today.
#56, model Nicolas Ripoll is dating the even tastier Juan Manuel Arancibia, isn't he?
The middle 40 is really tough. Michael Musto? At first I thought it was Miriam Margoyles.
Kele from Bloc Party. Totally overrated band.
Too many ethnics.
Could you love Peter Thiel if he wasn't a billionaire?
Omar Sharif, Jr. is really hot.
Michael Bastian @51 already has one leg up in the air.
Ugh. Kele from Bloc Party.
r43, please don't give Michael any ideas for his future picture setups!
Michael Musto is truly one of the most hideous people in all universes. And his blog and columns have become tedious.
Chris Salgado at 65 looks like a really hot bear daddy - and you'd get a lot of Kiehl's products.
Samuel Barnett gave an interview to Gay Times around the time of the second series of Beautiful People. It was one of those silly "coming-out by saying you don't think people should be required to come out, especially actors yada yada yada..." interviews.
See also: Ben Whishaw and OUT magazine.
The one eating the hot dog is just ridiculous.
Mike Albo @69 looks like a totally dirty fuck.
That Rostam... from Vampire Weekend is cute. Is he tiny?
Matt Doyle. YUM. They should end the list right there.
Obviously it's going to be a battle for first between Gareth Thomas and Michael Bastian and maybe McFarlane, if he isn't pretending to be straight these days.
Maybe they can have a "swordfight," first one to cum loses.
I don't understand Geffen's t-shirt or Mike Ackil's inclusion. Thiel and Mehlman should be officially expelled from gaydom and be tied to a fence with five ferrets each down their pants.
Was that list sponsored by Sustiva? Half those "bachelors" are notorious petri dishes.
Doesn't Takano have a husbear?
I'm just glad to see we're honoring the oath and keeping Ken Mehlman single until he dies a horribly painful lonely death.
There won't be anyone around if Ken needs help.
We couldn't hear her. In the night
No one could. No one lives any nearer than town. No one will come any nearer than that.
In the night. In the dark.
R57, I voted for Matt Doyle. I've liked him since I first saw him on Gossip Girl. He's extremely talented. He has an incredible voice. This video is old, but still.. worth the watch.
8R28= The ghost of Bette Davis. Some guys prefer men who aren't anorexic, dear.
'Eligible bachelor' suggests they're all marriage material. Which is baloney.
Please tell me you're joking r19?
Google is your friend.
Considering he's more famous than a porn star (who at least has a contract that requires them to get fucked on camera,) with a prestigious award that quite literally a billion people saw him receive, the answer is yes, the bareback pictures of him are EVERYWHERE.
What about Jason Gould? I'd rim his hairy hole for hours.
Woody Woodbeck?? The list just lost all credibility...
Perez Hilton makes me want to vomit, R80. If he were to die, I would be happy.
Clicking through those pictures, it's amazing how very few of those guys I found interesting in any way. Except for maybe Gus Johnston.
Typical, "none of them are attractive (because they are gay; I only like straight guys no matter what they look like)" responses. Many of you have warped brains and you can't be fixed. You'll be single and die alone possibly from straight trade bludgeoning you over the head with your book end. There are many attractive gay men out there, don't say otherwise. Why did someone make another thread? One was created yesterday afternoon.
R85, they're gaybros! Consider the source! Gaybros end up alone.
There are plenty of beautiful gay people. This list is more about media accomplishment and having a publicist.
I'm only attracted to gay 4 pay guys, sorry!
How come they never have any weathermen on that list.
Half the weathermen in the country are gay!
I'm only attracted to ex-gays, sorry!
WEHT Tony Williams, gay weatherman on WTOP in Washington DC back in the '90s. He moved out to LA, and he's ungoogleable now.
Maybe I like that white bread type, but I think Peter Thiel is one of the most handsome men on the list. I'd date him, even if he worked at McDonald's.
That ax-faced cunt Ken Mehlman is an eligible bachelor? He makes Satan seem cuddly.
Dating Chris Colfer would be as close as you could get to dating a woman.
Had no idea Omar Sharif had a gay son.
All the smart gays are voting for Gavin Creel!
Ken Mehlman should be strung up in the town square and flogged, not put on any sort of eligibility puff piece list. During his tenure as White House Director of Political Affairs for George W. Bush he was behind many of Bush's worst policies.
Musto says they didn't even ask him if he was single. They just presumed. Tee hee.
I thought Don Lemon had a bf.
I think I used to see Guillermo Diaz mentioned on DL from time to time and I thought I didn't know who the hell he was. Turns out I've been watching him on Scandal since it started.
Does anyone on that list have a "profession" other than event planner/artist/circuit slut?
Few months ago Guillermo Diaz had a hot, passionate, animalistic love making scenes with a woman on Scandal.
What about filmmaker Douglas Keeve? Isn't he up for grabs?
Why isn't Andrew Rannells on this list? I guess because he has a good publicist.
As I sang so beautifully in the song "The 12 Pains of Christmas"...
"Oh, I don't even know half these people."
[quote]Few months ago Guillermo Diaz had a hot, passionate, animalistic love making scenes with a woman on Scandal.
After seeing those nude photos he did for that magazine, I didn't find him attractive anymore.
[quote]What about Andy Cohen
He may not be single.
BUMP for Johnny cum lately
I'm dumb as shit.
I had no clue Enlightened's Mike White is gay.
I'd totally date him though.
For whoever asked. Jeremy Geffen is a total cutie. . . . smart and very sweet.
You'd probably be right up Geffen's alley at your age r109. He has a looooong history with men who are substantially older than him and are not attractive. Boatload of daddy issues.
I don't know if Musto wants a husband but he isn't going to catch one dressed like that! Poor Stanford...
I call dibs on Jeremy Geffen.
Mondo Guerro is scary.
@R13, is that Bieber?
Eliad Cohen and Eli Lieb are my top pics!
Eliad Cohen is definitely gorgeous, R114. Lots of body hair and beautifully big pink nipples.