Just read a library copy. It's a funny, breezy memoir, but a few too many pages on the Housewives franchise will date it.
He seems like a really nice guy. I wonder how he's hung and what he liked to do in bed, which the book doesn't cover.
Quite average hung and he is a total bottom.
read it, too. has he ever been happy with another guy? seems like a high maintenance worrywart.
[quote]has he ever been happy with another guy?
[quote]Quite average hung and he is a total bottom.
He told Howard Stern that he's a top, but that he can bottom if circumstances call for it.
Andy's PR people started this thread. He's a cross-eyed cunt, on a good day.
Yes, sales are obviously slipping and before the excess copies go into the remainder bin, his underlings are taking to the forums for another pathetic attempt to gain interest for his ink and paper narcissism.
I doubt any celebrity is ever going to public say they're a total bottom.
He's repulsive. I would be afraid to meet him because I'd have to fight the urge to hit him.
What's next for the hyperactive homosexual host?
[quote]He told Howard Stern that he's a top, but that he can bottom if circumstances call for it.
Did everyone start laughing when he claimed that?
[quote]I doubt any celebrity is ever going to public say they're a total bottom.
And see this is what I don't understand. Is there something wrong with being a bottom? Does he really think that what he does in be is going to make him seem more "masculine"? So tired of nonsense.
I'm not a shill. I spotted it at the library and just borrowed it. It took a couple of hours to read and I already returned it. Just wanted to know if anyone else enjoyed it, too.
"he's a top, but that he can bottom if circumstances call for it."
Translation: I'm a power bottom.
He has never found anyone he has been happy with?
If you have never found anyone, even for just a year by the age of 40, it's you not them.
[quote]He has never found anyone he has been happy with? If you have never found anyone, even for just a year by the age of 40, it's you not them.
I completely agree, espeically since he is semi-well known and has met more people than the average person.
He has a freakishly long tongue that might feel good felching my ass.
Brandi's New Book Drinking and Tweeting was just released on Tuesday and almost has as many reviews as Andy's book that has been out much longer. Her book has gotten mostly 4 star reviews. I wanna read it.
r20.. oops I mean at AMAZON.COM reviews on amazon by readers. All the other housewive books got users bashing and attacking, but her is a big hit with buyers.
People who think they're cute wear thin fast. His 10 mins are nearly up.
The Ex Mrs Hoppy
When I think of him having sex with Daniel Vosovic from Project Runway, I'm not sure if I picture him as a top or bottom.
Someone said he had sex with Vanilla Ice on another thread? I mentioned this on the message board on IMBD. It was like I was saying something blasphemous. This guy ranted, Vanilla Ice isn't bisexual! You told you that!!!WOW!
This is R24, I meant, who told you that!!!WOW!
The book was uneventful, a quick two hour read. The highlight of his producing career was waiting at the curb for Joan Collins to show up for a morning show interview. You know you have nothing to offer when the last quarter of your autobiography is about the Real Housewives Of...(fill in the blank).
He's a versatile top, meaning he sucks but doesn't really like to get fucked.
I enjoyed it a great deal.
Not a big fan of the Housewives at all, but I thought his was a good story.
Why must we be so damn nasty to the few openly gay guys out there?
Some of you bitches are so obviously PEA GREEN with envy.
It's an ugly color on you.
R28, did it ever occur to you that people dislike him because he comes off as fake, vapid and materialistic?
You sound like a victim blaming it all homophobia.
He is as cute as Chanukah, r19!
Zak is right, at least he's out and not hiding in some closet.
I read the book - Fun! I can relate to his coming out! He is a nice guy!! Leave him alone.
someone posted on here in the other ac thread that they had a pic from a friend who he knew to be a well hung top of Andy sleeping - you could even see the emmys in the pic lol...and he said his friend was a total top with a big dick..so ..yeah.
For a self-proclaimed top, he has a rather extraordinary collection of dildos...
It's only the real mean, bitchy eldergays who hate Andy Cohen.
For some insane reason, they think he invented reality TV, and eldergays HATE reality TV because it led to the demise of soap operas.
Andy is so desperate to have a hot young bf that he approaches hot guys in clubs and asks them if they want to be his "bartender for the night" on his show. It's so skeevy he's never had a taker...
I'm in my twenties, R35, and I find him loathsome. He's clearly a vapid narcissist - it's easy to see why so many people hate him.
He'll probably go the Bob Bergeron route as soon as he hits 50.
Agree R37. I'm also in my 20's and can't stand him. Don't understand why R35 thinks you have to be old to have a brain.
The Cohen defenders tend to be Anderson Cooper freaks on DL as well, I've noticed.
Please stop championing these rather mediocre, lucky, wealthy, connected men as gay superheroes, and we'll stop being such bitches about them.
I liked "Most Talkative" It was a fun and easy quick read.
Some gay people just don't care for his kind of camp that is clearly pandering to the straight crowd. He tries to be the US version of Graham Norton, but he just lacks the wit, talent, and true camp charisma.
Cohen is like Seacrest. Bottom feeders of the industry making money off of exploiting people (a lot of whom are total trash) while trying to boost their own profiles. That's it. I don't envy him in the slightest because I don't find him interesting in the slightest. The same people who love Cohen trash Seacrest for the exact same reasons, so ignore the gay card nonsense.
I fully champion gay and lesbian entertainers who bring something of value and substance to the culture. Andy simply ruined a newtork that was once a great showcase for the arts.
[quote]Some of you bitches are so obviously PEA GREEN with envy.
Yeah! He's a member of the gay community we should all honor for his major contributions to society. Is that what you want to hear, Zak?
His only real claim to fame is that he's a major contributor to the dumbing down of America. It's possible that society would be better off if Andy Cohen and his Trash TV shows had never existed.
I might feel a bit envious if I actually thought he had a fulfilling life, but it's all so superficial...not just what he does for a living but how he conducts his life.
His focus is on rubbing elbows with famous people. And he's all alone.
Wouldn't want that life for anything.
He's fake nice. You can clearly see that when he opens his mouth.
I get the feeling in private he's exactly the opposite of a "very nice guy". I'm betting in real life he's a first class bitch queen who'd slit your throat as soon as look at you if you crossed him.