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Jeff%20Probe- Cameron Diaz is on Survivor?
- Yeah, why not? I guess she saw how it revived Lisa Whelchel's career. Now all has-been actresses want to go on Survivor.
- I would just die if Mycum is the first voted out. Just die!
- Good thing for Jeff Probst that he kept his day job, or in his case his evening job, since his talk show was cancelled today.
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/02/13/jeff-probst-talk-show-is-canceled/
- It's starting!
- I hope Phil brings the crazy!
- Really need the uncensored footage from that first competition.
- GO NAKED! Pants around your knees.
- Hear hear, r7. The thought of little Malcolm flopping out of Big Malcolm's drooping shorts gets me a little too excited.
Did you see Brandon's face when Malcolm was exposed? Looked like the sin of lust to me. And then afterward he jumped right into Malcolm's arms and tackled him.
- OMG!!!
- Yum! Eddie and Reynold and my true love Malcolm.
Some scenery this season.
- Wow, Malcolm was HOT in school!
- It seems that Brandon is a woman hater.
- Eddie and Reynolds seem full of themselves...love Malcolm!
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- Yo!
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- Ugh! Now we're going to have to put up with Brandon's bullshit next week.
- Oh noes!
- I feel bad for Franchesqwha. She is really just not cut out for this game.
Phillip
- Is this the thread, then?
- Hate, hate HATE these people. Worst in a long time. Will be one of the lowest rated seasons ever.
- Why isn't Colton on the Favorites team? I want his racist bones back.
- I don't know which is the official thread, I was too busy masturbating after watching this episode.
Bitches better not vote off any of that man candy!
But if they listen to crazy Phillip, well good luck with that.
- Worst castmates evah!
- I love My-cum so much!
- Where can we find an uncensored version of the first challenge?
- Everyone saw Malcolm's taint....hot!
- I love Malcolm so much.
- Jeff has said this is a great season and even better than last season which is already great. He says something amazing happens this season on the beach. He doesn't mention One World and South Pacific because even he knows those seasons sucked ass.
What is your favorite season?
- The cool high school kids don't seem so smart thus far. They have an alliance of four in a group of ten. Do the math doofuses.
- First episode and Brandon is already hating on the pretty girl who gives him a boner. Andrea is a sinner !
- Wednesday's premiere was the lowest rated premiere of Survivor EVAH. 2.4 adults 18-49 rating, less than 9 million viewers.
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- One World was good until Colton got sick and it became The Kim Show. Redemption Island was horrible because it was always The Boston Rob Show but Jeff loved that season because his friend won. Heroes Vs. Villains was very good expect for the ending. The last good season was Fabio's.
- I can't believe Malcolm bent over and exposed his asshole to everyone. Everyone just stood there with their mouths open. What I wouldn't give to be one of those contestants who got to see that view.
- I wonder if Malcolm is embarrassed. He's the new kid on the block. No one really knows him and he makes his first impression by showing his asshole and cock to his tribe.
- Scorpions!!!
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- Tongue him.
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- Skinning Dipping
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- Teaching orphans
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- Evolution complete
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- Pubes
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- The Boy Wonder
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- Name (Age): Malcolm Freberg (25)
Current Residence: Hermosa Beach, Calif.
Inspiration in Life: O.J. Simpson. I’m a sucker for underdog stories.
Hobbies: Exercising, writing/reading and partying.
Pet Peeves: Dumb people.
3 Words to Describe You: Charming, brilliant and cocky.
If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why?
1) Hair ties – I can’t see anything without them.
2) Book of puzzles – Your mind is a muscle and needs to be kept in shape.
3) Whiskey – to unwind after a hard day of challenge domination and competitor manipulation.
SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: I think I will play most like Russell. You can control and rule with an iron first. You just have to be clever enough for them to thank you for it in the end. I’ll run the show from day 1 until I’m handed an oversized check with my name on it.
Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I’ve been watching Survivor since I was 12 years old. Some kids grow up watching baseball on TV and dream of getting their chance to play in the big leagues. I grew up watching and dreaming about playing Survivor.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I’m smart, I’m athletic and I’m nice to look at.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: There’s no reason to play the game if you’re not playing to win. I’m not trying to see ‘if I have what it takes’ or ‘how far I can make it.’ The best thing I have going for me is my single-mindedness to be the champion.
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- Island boy
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- LOL at Erik yelling at Malcom to "Go Naked!!!"
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- Malcolm bulge
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- Dick shot
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- Is that really Malcolm, r46?!
- That's not Malcolm, that's Steve Brass
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- Why is Malcolm so careless sending out dick shots? He's no better than Luke Jankwoski.
- I love Macom!
- Malcolm looks fat in his everyday life.
- Why didn't Reynolds say the bulge in his pocket was his big penis, and then whip it out? It would have made me very happy.
- Is there a new thread yet? I searched but couldn't find one on DL's shitty search mechanism.
- :)
http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html%23page:showThread%2C12699578%2C1
- Malcolm was a douche this season. As hot as they were I wouldnt want the three amigos to take over the game. I'm still on Cockrun's side.
- How come Cochran didn't want to bro down with the hotties? You know you all would have.
