Be honest-what is most "kinky" thing you have done?

Everyone's definition is different but I'm curious.

• I'm very vanilla. Don't do scat until he asks first or is real cute.

• I've had sex with other women I'm a total prude so it's kinky to me. I've been afraid of germs and diseases since I was a kid, so when I wanted to be wild and crazy I didn't sleep with dudes and their unwashed, 20 year old dicks that have been inside every inanimate object in their parents basement. I quickly learned that women are just as unclean and hygiene inept as men, ugh

• R2: Still holding a grudge, I see . . .

  Cheryl%20

• Let's just say I'm the reason Lady Gaga is UNABLE to WALK!

  PPSM

• I am fairly vanilla with my sexual behavior with guys, but my kinkiest experiences are as follows: Getting a blow job from an Israeli guy I just met in the bathroom at SBNY - when it was Splash and all on 1 floor, but that is probably not that uncommon. I hired a porn star around 2000/2001; his name was Enrico Vega and he barebacked me each time - the HOTTEST SEX ever. Giving an annual blow job to the Dominican busboy at a Golf Couse in NJ with my boss and all of my colleagues on the other side of the wall. Oh, I am a guy, btw.

• R4 Bwahahaha

• R4: Why? Because she's been vomiting violently just in contemplation of you existing?

• WS many ways.

• Watersports...just got pissed on the first time not that long ago. It was OK.

• [quote]WS many ways. Does this mean you've lived in UPPER and LOWER?

• r10 Not sure what you mean.

• Well, the hubby and I usually wait until late at night when the household help are off duty and out of the house. But one evening, we had too much champagne, and voila, we did it on the bearskin rug in the library. The maid or butler could have walked in at any time. That was soooo kinky. I felt a little dirty at the thought that 'poor people' could have seen us making the beast with two backs.

  Gwyneth

• I displayed my ankle beneath my skirts to a chimney sweep.

  Rick%20Santorum

• I feel a little slutty thinking about this, but I once had sex without a video camera recording the activities. I felt almost ashamed.

  Paris Hilton, now thankfully a has-been

• Watersports and, I guess, exhibitionism. A major piss party, about 25 participants (with lots of sex intermingled with it all). On an open deck surrounded by apartment buildings. There were onlookers on some of the balconies. It was the most thrilling day of my life. This face sat three at one time.

• Don't ask. You really wouldn't want to know.

  Cesar Romero, deceased

• hot r15.

• Getting fucked on the bar in an afterhours club -- the Cell Block -- in Philadelphia, circa 1977, with about 50 people watching. The bar tender "Pearl" made sure my clothes, wallet, etc. were safe..... Later that night the guy who topped me lay in the urinal trough and everyone pissed on him. Oh, the old days!

• A lot of guys seem to be submissive, in one way or another. I don't walk around in black leather carrying a riding crop, but I somehow attract them. Nothing too extreme--no blood or lasting damage-- but a lot of guys I meet like rough treatment or even pain. More rarely, bondage, blindfolds, etc. I draw the line at scat, choking games, and anything that weirds me out too much. I gave up trying to figure it out. As long as it's within reason, and as long as I'm not tied up or hurt, I'm pretty open.

• Well, I do like to tie up the guy I'm with or get tied up, but the wildest sex (or non-sex I guess) I ever had was with a complete stranger some years ago in Munich. He was sitting across from me in the hotel bar, and we cruised each other for the better part of the evening. I got up to go and walked to the elevator. He followed me. We were the only two in the elevator, and we just started making out. I can remember reaching down into his trousers and feeling his cock grow, while he reached around, slid his hand down my jeans, and massaged my butt crack. Before I knew it we were in the hotel corridor still making out. He took me to his room. Neither one of us had condoms. We just made out, and I jerked him off, after tying his wrists together and gagging him with a towel. I have no idea what his name was or his nationality. He was shorter than I, had dark hair, and was kinda stocky. Might call him fit/fat. I can still remember what he smelled like. I still get a woody thinking about it!

  BonniePrinceCharlie

• Probably not all that kinky yet I would never admit to anyone hanging out at glory holes to suck dick, lots of dick, blow and go dick.

• When I was young and stupid, I met up with one of those "ass up in the air, lubed, blind folded" craigslist ads. I was pretty naive, I thought it would be 1 on 1. It wasn't. I was number 4 and there were more guys showing up as things went on. And the other guys who were showing up were just fucking gross. I got skeeved out and left . But I do recall, there were probably 6 guys in the hotel room at the time, and a new guy shows up. New guy was very cute... he walked in about 10 feet and scoped out all the naked guys who were pretty ugly and just said "oh hell no" and turned around and walked out.

• I fucked a guy on my roof. About four guys actually. I shit in a guys mouth. Completely disgusting, but he wanted it, and I am a pleaser. I pissed in a guys mouth. That was more fun, cause he thought he wanted it but couldn't handle the flow. I fingerd a GoGo boy once while getting blown at the Cock many moons ago. I hook up and film guys fucking. I love to watch.

• I'm fascinated, R22. So you thought someone who posted an "ass in air, door unlocked" ad on CL would attract only young/hot/fit guys? Interesting.

  PPSM

• More taboo than kinky, but, fished out my uncle's used condoms and fed his cum to my hole.

• [quote]I fucked a guy on my roof. I hope your roof doesn't have a steep slope.

• R7, I know you're upset that none of the replies so far match the same level of disturbing as you eating out your grandma's colostomy bag while your mom pegs you with a pineapple... But you needn't take it out on me. There are people who can help you.

  PPSM

• R15 seems like the most epic, I hope I can achieve such a wonderful life milestone. Congrats~ R22 Holy shit @ "oh hell no". LMAO I'm hft!

• As a Dom Top Ive seen and done a lot of stuff so it's hard to come up with the kinkiest; I have done scat when requested. Feeding shit doesn't do it for me and it can be 'messy' but whatever floats your boat.

• r29 Seems like one of those things are fantasy hot in the most vile way but in person.....not so much.

• [quote]Feeding shit doesn't do it for me and it can be 'messy' YA THINK?

• I'd tell you but it's not legal in America.

• Dose a 6 hour sling ride count?

• Twin sex.

• R32 Oh, come on Mrs Patrick Campbell. You're outside the jurisdiction. Was he 13? 12?

• Gave my hot-as-fuck Brazilian boyfriend a blow job in The Ramble at Central Park while about 8 other guys stood around us and jerked off. Oh, this was around 12 midnight. During the mid-90s when the place was still crazy-dangerous.

• I had an Asian guy come over and stabbed him in the heart. I then flipped him over and fucked him, afterwards I jerked off with his dead hand. I filmed it all, of course. Look for it on bestgore. Oh I also tried to eat him. Beat that, bitches!

  Luka%20Magnotta

• Well R37, you didn't have to kill your Asian trick. It's widely known that Asians are to Caucasians like flies on shit.

• r38 Oh no, eating Chinese once was kinky enough, I could never do it again!

  Luka

• R39, your headache is not from the MSG.

• In R22's defense, R24, he did say he went over there expecting it to be one on one.

• R34, Twins? DETAILS, PLEASE!

• Yes, let's hear about the twins.

• I do get into the WS. My BF also fills me.

• You smell like Craig's List

• Soooo jealous, r44.

• r46 It's very very hot.

• Well, Luka, I think you have us all topped in terms of kink. However, while kinky, your experience seems somehow less than...erotic. I never saw your masterpiece "1 Lunatic 1Ice Pick," so I'm curious: Did you find this erotic? Were you erect? Did you cum? No need for details. Yes or no answers will suffice.

• I was fisted by a dwarf once. Well, no, actually I was fisted with a dwarf using a snorkel.

• Pain doll for a sadist.

• r48 Yes, I sure did. r50 I wish I would have known you before I got locked up.

  Whips%20and%20Kisses%2C%20Luka

• I was fucked by a Republican. I mean, fucked over, same difference.

• The kinkiest thing I ever did was Diane Ross' coochie.

  Berry%20Gordy

• Sex on the tiles of a deserted shopping mall with a droolling twitching jug-eared spastic. Not just primal: absolutely YUMMY. I realized what makes spaz sex is that they're really there for you. One day I hope to enjoy it again.

• r54 are you serious? Spastic meaning what? retarded?

• Two brothers not twins but close enough. To start they lied side by side making out while I roped each one in turn. Then older brother fucked the younger while younger sucked my dick. Then we switched a few more times. We did this all weekend at a motel in Mathis Texas.

• My ex-boyfriend used to piss inside my ass and afterward fuck me until he came when we were having daily morning fuck in the shower. I tried to piss in his ass a couple of times but I could never get it to flow - if you know what I mean. I'm not sure how he could do it.

• I used to beat a friend of mine on his back with his belt. He asked me, said he really liked it, so I said WTF. It felt silly, but hey, it takes all kinds.

• R56 Sounds hot. But by "roped" them, do you mean that you tied them up?

• [quote]But by "roped" them, do you mean that you tied them up? I'm thinking he left the "g" off groped.

• Cock to cock catheter. I came first while we were jacking. He took my load and then I took both. Got us so hot that I fucked him straight after.

• Having tried quite a few kink sex scenes, I prefer sex without kink.

• [quote]I'm very vanilla. Don't do scat until he asks first or is real cute. So, really, you're lo-cal chocolate.

• r57 We do that also. Fills me until I can't take anymore.

• Love getting my ass played with, one guy blindfolded me, started to play with my hole...one thing lead to another and when he took the blindfold off....he was foot fucking my ass. Fucking loved it!

• Hot!

• r61 VERY HOT

• Random group sex party at a sex club turned into a bukkake session for the twink who was sucking us off and taking our dicks in his ass. Getting my ass eaten out as I was bent over a hotel balcony overlooking a beach somewhere in Florida. We were pretty high up, so I don't think anyone saw us, but I was moaning loudly. Fucked a sexy Colombian guy on a swing in front of an audience of 15-20 ppl at some sex club in Atlanta. A random 1 on 1 fuck session me and 3 other guys were watching turned into an all-out orgy with cum flying all over the place one Labor Day weekend a few years ago. Swallowed several loads myself in the fray. Had a fuckbuddy who liked being choked while he jacked off and came. He'd tell me to press down on his neck harder, which would terrify me because I didn't want to kill the man. I'm glad he stopped contacting me TBH. Handcuffing a guy to a bed and hitting his ass with my hands and belt. Too many drive-by random head by stranger stories to count. Corresponded with an out-of-town couple on Scruff who were looking for some action whn they came to my city. Both me and the top both took turns fucking his boyfriend and shooting our loads on his body. Not "kinky," but very hot. Getting roadhead by a fuckbuddy of mine while driving down I-85 in North Carolina. Realized some trucker was watching us from his cab, which sort of scared us.

• Tell us more about the twink at the club.

• I got spit roasted by a manager of mine and his partner. Big mistake. They both looked above average size when soft but when aroused they looked like their dicks were a third leg. It felt like someone shoved a horse's cock in my mouth and an elephant cock in my ass. Thanks God I did this on a Friday night, I couldn't walk or talk for two days! Not to mention that I swallowed what seemed like a waterfall of cum from a cock that bruised my throat.

• Whipped cream and chocolate sauce with a cherry.

• R68 How do you know your road head fuck buddy was scared? He was bobbing up and down on your throbbing member with cum rushing down his throat!How could he talk when he had a cock writhing in his mouth?

• Fucked my neighbors ass as he fucked his wife. She supposidly never knew since she was tied up and blindfolded. I had to be quiet and leave immediately. It was very hot actually.