Tell us your experiences with flight attendants while the plane is in the air.
Had my first experience with a very forward attendant last night.
What did she do op?
OP here-Male flight attendant. Very hot military buzz cut, strapping square jaw.... smiled at me then when lights went out came up and asked me if I like salty or sweet. Surprised, I said I like both. He then dropped a bag full of snacks in my lap. Grabbed my hand on the way by and then asked me for my number. I am dating so I did not give it to him. A very nice experience.
r2, he sounds as fresh as paint!
Was there any Extremely Sickening Turbulence during the flight?
That kind of thing happens all the time. They are not called air mattresses for nothing.
Or Trolley Dollies
A first for me-was fun. The attention is always nice.
If the flight attendant was so forward, he must have been very certain you were gay.
How did your tiara get through the metal detector at security, OP?
Most of them are whores. If they think you have money, you can do anything you want to them.
r8 We smiled at each other-that's how. No overt anything.
It's nice to run into a passenger that isn't a complete troglodite these days so OP must have been either easy on the eyes or had a nice smile. Believe me, Flight Attendants don't come on to just anyone these days.
That is because they have broke. You might be shocked how little they are paid and what they have to do for it.
Surprisingly pilots don't make a huge amount of money either, at least not the ones just starting out.
r11 OP here. Guess he found me attractive and I was nice to him. If I wasn't dating I would have taken his number. Very hot guy and seemed nice.
I was brought a cup of Sanka in first class. It was not scalding hot, as I asked, so I threw it in the stewardess' face.
OK, maybe SOME of it was scalding.
One older flight attendant took a liking to me and gave me three bottles of Absolute.
r16 Ah, the eldergay steward. So many of those.
R16: I remember flying back from Hawaii first class. A flight attendant gave up a bottle of champagne. But I think it was just because she was lazy.
R4 made me laugh but really, what's so elaborate about this scenario? A come-on from a flight attendant? That seems pretty routine.
(Although the "salty or sweet" line does sound a bit out of Hollywood, but he probably uses it all the time.)
Wasn't elaborate at all r19. Just made me curious to see if it had happened to other DL's.
r4 = DL thread killing troll
I have only seen one hot male flight attendant - he was younger, maybe 23-25, tall, dark haired, possibly latino or italian, nice body and a prodigious bulge. He giggled like a school girl and hammed it up. I would have fisted him in the bathroom.
I couple of times on transatlantic flights I've hid nice attendants give me free booze or wine. One time, a guy brought me a first class meal (I was a young student sitting in coach, natch). Nobody every tried anything. I thought it was very nice...
Speaking of flight attendants, what happened to the Knee Defender thread?
hid = had, lol
Webbie removed the knee defender thread...I've no idea why.
Fisting is fucking gross.
Stop using meth, R22.
Lou the Stew, do you ever hit on passengers?
[quote]Lou the Stew, do you ever hit on passengers?
No, but I wanted to hit many of them!
You're a good man, Lou. : )
If I ever suspect you are on a plane with me, I will drop a DL reference and pay for your meal at landing if you'd let me.
All the male flight attendants ive seen were always really queeny. so never wanted to hook up with any.
I did get completely wasted with a few on a plane down to the DR. A couple of female flight attendants were going down there to party and sat in back of me. The male flight attendant on the plane was this ridiculously fem latin queen who kept tossing them mini bottles of vodka, which they promptly guzzled. i started talking to them and next thing you know he was tossing me booze too. the girls were from Texas, really pretty and total party trash. funny as hell though.
i barely remember getting off the plane but we had a complete blast.