I want to see his ass. Playgirl is pretty tame, though, so we may not even see that.
I love Mike. He is the Ultimate Heterosexual, confident enough in his own sexuality that he is able to be affectionate with his gay friend Reza.
He is also a very kind and fun-loving man. What a great guy! A real mensch! And a good son.
I love his nipples. Every man should have nipples like him - huge and sensitive, perfect for rubbing or sucking.
Sometime I really question the taste of some of my fellow DL-ers. Sorry to break it to you, but this guy is fat with an average face. Some of you really need to get out more.
He is not fat. He does have a very average face, however.
Easy solution for you R5, Piss off
He makes me alllll puffy down there.
He is certainly not buff or toned, and he looks like a busted Mark Consuelous. Really people?
It worked out very well for me.
I suspect all of you who follow this feces are likely morbidly obese, under educated, either have no job or work for minimum wage and never read books.
I feel horrible for you all. You're the reason society is as fucked up as it is. But please, keep following this crap.
God, R11. Pull that stick put of your ass and live a little.
r5 jerks off to pictures of Michael Cera.
A little more. I think his body is fine, definitely worth showing.
Once again, you have Seacrest to thank for making these repulsive people famous. Between this greasy mess, that bloated hog Reza, and the new anorexic Persian Kardashian, it's a travesty.
I don't think he looks fat in R14's pics, but I do think he looks a bit gross. He's not sexy at all.
Does anyone really ever find those people attractive?
Many queens think anyone who doesn't look like AIDS patients are fat. I got news for you queens, most of you look so F'in gross walking around looking like you just escaped Aushwitz with your buzz cuts and WAY to tight clothes. Wearing Abercrombie when you are over 3o is not cool.
real dic pics please!
Trash. Not for me, but maybe for you.
R24. Gurl get a therapist you have repressed anger
What is Shahs of Sunset? Reality show?
yep r28... a Bravo TV crap reality show
Does anyone understand the definition of naked? There's no dick or ass in that link.
What's Bravo TV? What's a Queen? What is 'Sunset'?
So will he be showing peen or not? What's the point of doing Playgirl if you're not going to show?
The most you'll get out him is some shaved pubes and a surprisingly unshapely ass shot.
Why is he so orange? The 'womanly ass' troll will love that picture...
R18, you can dislike his look without being a racist cunt.
The best evaluation ever on DL: "He looks like a busted Mark Consuelos."
Hear hear! He has no neck, he's super short, and worst of all he is not the least bit self deprecating or humble. He thinks he is the shit.
When Andy C. compliments him, his usual response is to agree with him.
If Reza and Mike could merge into one person, I think I'd like him.
Anyone who elects to pose for Playgirl has an obligation to appear full-frontal. Otherwise, why bother? In Brazil, it's an honor for a celebrity to pose full-frontal for G Magazine. Many proudly display an erection. I wish we had the same mindset in the US.
More photos. Is that his ballsack you can see in that one pic?
Please, R37. "Towelhead" is not racist. It is irreligious, insulting, crude, and shows a nasty cultural bias. But it's not racist.
If you're going to presume to pose there in your outrage with your hands on your flabby hips looking like a Disney talking sugar bowl, at least get your terms right.
I, too, found R18 offensive. And, while Mr. Shouhed is interestingly framed, he does wear too much oil. Or exude it.
Why the hell would he pose for playgirl???? WTF???? He wants to be a successful real estate agent in beverly hills and he poses nude (or even semi-nude) for a gay men's magazine???? It's bad enough he's on a cheesy trainwreck reality show!
No one will ever take him seriously, now! What a dumbass!
Self-sabotage at work, my friends.
[quote]Anyone who elects to pose for Playgirl has an obligation to appear full-frontal.
Tell that to Levi Johnson.
Is there a written rule out there that requires nude celebrities to look stern and serious? Whatever celeb poses nude, they always are brooding. Wish the photographers let their models lighten up and actually have them look relaxed and happy. How much sexier would Mike look if the pictures showed him laughing out loud or at least smile?
Please, gurleenas. You would all be on your knees sucking him dry in 10 seconds flat.
I would make his pinky alllllll stinky
I like Mike on the show and I'm kinda sorry he's doing this only because it just seems so desperate. If I saw him nek'd at the gym I might stare but I don't think it's a body that needs to be immortalized between the covers of Playgirl.
[quote]Tell that to Levi Johnson.
This is another reason to hate Sarah Palin. Levi was all set to go full frontal and then Palin appeared on Oprah calling him Johnny Hollywood and a porn star and said he was a bad father for doing nudity.
Johnson then chose not to do the frontal nudity because he let what she said get to him and felt it was harmful to his kid.
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