Fiddle-dee-dee! Pope, pope, pope!

This new pope talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this winter! I get so bored I could scream! Besides... there isn't going to be any new pope.

S.%20O%27H.
• I don't know nothin' 'bout conclaving no popes!

  Cardinal%20Prissy

• LOL at r1!

• Apparently the man is too pooped to pope.

• The Vatican! Monterotondo would be better for ya. You'd just get in trouble in the Vatican. What trouble are you talking about? You know what trouble I'm talkin' 'bout. Them altar boys and acolytes'll comin' to the Vatican ... and you sittin' there waitin' for 'em, jes' like a spider!