Plus One

Inspired by the Ted Nugent / State of the Union address thread, if you were a member of Congress, which celebrity would you take along as your guest to the SOTU address? You can only choose one person.

• Taylor Lautner in sweatpants.

• Heidi Fleiss

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• Why, AnnE, of course!

• DL favorite Erin Moran would liven up the proceedings.

• Jon Hamm. Without pants.

• Are the spectator seats cloth or leather, r5? You might want to bring some talcum.