No more fortune cookies with messages of love and romance
Thanks to parents complaining that the messages were too racy and saucy for their kids to read. The largest fortune cookie distributor has axed all fortunes that contain anything pertaining to romance and love.
So no more:
A romantic mystery will soon add interest to your life
One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes.
Why would kids be eating those things anyway? Dumb parents.
Oh those poor parents. They have to waste their precious time on having to answer their childrens' annoying and uncomfortable questions.
Won't someone think of the CHILDREN?????
Peace and happiness will come your way with double anal surprise.
"Mommy, what's double anal surprise?"
How ridiculous. These conservative parents are the ones to fear. Who knows what kind crazy shit takes place in their bedroom. Probably fisting, DP, 500 all male gang bangs, scat... not that I participate in any of that. I'm just aware of it. A friendly observer who's not into it, but wouldn't take away the opportunity for somebody to get pooped on.
Hopefully the company will be wise about their decision. Maybe add fortunes like:
He who accepts others accepts oneself. True happiness.
He who disconnects from computers and electronics connects with universe.
He who is independent is free. True happiness.
Kicking seat in front of you on airplane bring bad fortune.
He who runs around in restaurant will have a future of disorder.
He who pray together stay together.
[quote]He who accepts others accepts oneself. True happiness.
He who accepts himself, accepts others . True happiness.
Try again, Mr. Agenda.
I always add "in the bedroom" at the end of the fortune, hope it still works out, lol
R9 has an agenda as well. Cryptic creeping.
We did that, too, R10.
It seems that fortune cookies nowadays don't contain fortunes. Nothing is predicted. They have wise "ancient" sayings or some banal compliment for the opener.
Are today's kids really such fragile flowers that they can't handle a fucking fortune cookie?
How on earth are they going to cope with the real world?
These Christian fraus are so fucking annoying. They bitch about EVERYTHING.