Why does Taylor Swift still beard?

After reading the blind item below I have to wonder why Taylor Swift beards? I could maybe understand her doing it when she was new and trying to make a name for herself, but she has been ubber famous for years now. Why continue to make a fool of herself? Is she just dumb?: This girl is furious about her most recent failed relationship! Her anger is directed at two parties in particular: the guy with whom she recently broke up; and her management team, for getting her into this relationship in the first place. While her jet was being readied to whisk her off to her next location, she ranted to a friend about the coupling. She is mad at the guy because she feels that he didn’t hold up his end of the bargain. She called him a “F*cking idiot!” and “A bad actor” and complained that “He didn’t even f*cking try!” to make them look like a real couple. This is especially infuriating to her because his management team was the one that originally hatched the plan to set them up. She is also mad at her management team because this is not the first time they have set her up in a relationship that went wrong. When her friend questioned her why she continued to allow herself to be set up, she went ballistic. “Why?! Why?! Because we need the f*ing publicity, that’s why! And instead of getting good publicity, now I look like a f*cking slut!” She finished the conversation by declaring, “I’m done! I am never doing this again! I am ready to quit this whole f*cking thing!” The entire time she was saying this, Our Girl was pacing up and down near the runway, yelling and crying and gesturing to emphasize her fury. That’s a far cry from the sweet, together girl you see during performances and TV interviews. Oh, and given all this, we think it’s safe to say that this couple is never getting back together. Taylor Swift

• Because she's gay?

• Addicted to bearding.

• Is she REALLY fat?

• "Because she's gay?" Then let's call her Vag Vandyke the Veiler

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• Maybe she's with a married man.

• Because she's a lesbian who also suffers from the impact of years of emotional abuse.

• I discovered last year that I like three of her songs, Love Story, You Belong with Me, and We Are Never, etc.

• Taylor Swift and I were hot together!

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• Do you think she really likes the guys she dates and asks her management to set her up with them? She seems so young, like she would have naive schoolgirl crushes on these guys. But then you listen to the sophistication of some of her songs (except for We Are Never, which she says she wrote because she knew it was the type of bubble gum music Gyllenhal would hate)...I don't know. She seems to go after every actor or singer who has a closeted reputation. From Jake Gyllenhaal to Harry Styles? I mean, come on! Why doesn't she do a cover of "Johnny Are You Queer?"

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• And what was the deal with Taylor Lautner, R9?

• Girlfriend likes to play the field. Good for HER! I hope she gets a nice big weiner - clearly the ones she leaves fast are not BIG boys!

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• There was a BI not that long ago that she got pregnant during one celebrity relationship that was real (the popular guess was John Mayer) and that, since then, her handlers pair her up only with gay men in order to prevent any future complications of that sort.

• dyke!

• Not a dyke, but likes bad-boys and that would go against her squeaky-clean image. Possibly seeing a married man.

• Celebrity romances get more press. She is not that interesting to tabloids walking around with non-famous people. And she can write a song about the "romance" when it's "over" to get even more press.

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• John Mayer put a baby in her and made her do anal. They only put her with gay guys now, like Jake Gyllenhaal or Harry from One Direction.

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• Well then ... that's very reasonable R12 & R17. Best to keep her away from heterosexuals until science can think of some way to prevent pregnancies.

• Rather best to keep her away from a situation where emotional trauma can threaten the money train. Her people aren't dumb, they rely on her for a living. She may have developmental issues, but I don't want to speculate too much on her mental health.

• What was the rationale behind her being with Taylor Lautner?

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• There was another BI about her in December that sort of explains it. ----- This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketer’s dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets was to come to light. There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other Good Girls before her, she fell hard for him, and had a physical relationship with him. But he was just using her. She was crushed when she figured that out. Even worse, she was pregnant. There was never a question about her having the baby. Both she and her team were absolutely panic-stricken at the thought of America’s Good Girl bearing a child out of wedlock by America’s Biggest Jerk. The baby was terminated, the couple broke up, and she went back to being America’s Good Girl. It’s one of the reasons her team has been so eager since then to have her beard for gay male celebrities since then. It’s much, much safer that way. --- the impregnator was John Meyer.

• That Taylor Swift is such a dumb fucking bitch. Such a fucking bitch she has sold millions of records and made many millions of dollars. What a fucking bitch.

• Speculate, R19. I'm curious.

• Taylor bearded for Harry Styles who is banging Radio1 BBC Nick Grimshaw, everybody knows that!

• R24.. they're just friends. Yes, Harry Styles is gay.. but he is NOT with Nick Grimshaw. You Gryles shippers have some serious mental health issues.

• Yeah, Harry and Nick are platonic friends who are fucking and everybody in UK media are making innuendos about them!

• Is/was she dating Dianna Agron. They seem really close at a time.

• [quote]now I look like a f*cking slut! She' got that right. And such language! It must be hard for 12 year old girls to find suitable role models these days.

• "now I look like a f*cking slut!" Get out your pen and paper, Taylor. That sounds like a song title to me!

• [quote]Yes, Harry Styles is gay Proof?

• No R30, "Poof". Pay attention.

• R31, if Harry Styles is gay, why is he always being connected to all these women in the British papers? Why are there older women who he's supposedly having affairs with?

• The guys she beards for don't hang around very long. She must be very difficult. They drop her fast. Tim Tebow dropped her after two dates. How many times did she go out with Jakey? or Joe Jonas?

• And the relationship with Taylor Lautner didn't last long either, R33.

• I think the Tebow thing didn't work because when propositioned for the bearding he didn't like the terms. Either that or Mama put the kibosh on it.

• OP makes the flawed assumption that most or even many people think she is not heterosexual. The vast majority think she is heterosexual and only a subculture minority is even award that there are people who think otherwise. I see no evidence that she is not straight either.

• You may be right, R36, but why does she 'date' guys like Taylor Lautner who are probably gay?

• I think Taylor has a method. All of the buzz around her crappy songs is always, always "who is this song about?" That is what sells her records. Her entire album RED was based on a 2-month faux relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. And how did we know that little details in her songs, like the maple lattes and the scarf, pointed to Jake? Because those little details were all in the fabricated US Weekly stories about their "dates." This shit is orchestrated years in advance. The next album will all "ooooo is this song about Harry or that Kennedy boy?" It's all she can do. Amazingly, this crap is still selling.

• Apparently took a swipe at Styles at the Grammys. Did anyone see it? It seems very childish and immature.

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• Has she commented on the rumors that they broke up because he was uncut?

• Does anyone REALLY care about this weak featured, FAS twat?

• The Guardian's Andrew Brown writes that Benedict's resignation "can be seen as an [bold]implied rebuke[/bold] to his predecessor': [italic]...During the decrepitude of John Paul II, Pope Benedict, as Cardinal Ratzinger, was his right-hand man. It may be that his experience then planted in him a wish to leave office while he was still able to discharge his duties. Although his accession was greeted with horror by the liberals in the church, he spent almost all his time in office struggling ineffectually with the problems inherited from John Paul II. His most remarkable innovation was his decision to resign as he felt his powers failing. That ought to be a precedent that the church will make use of again. In Benedict's resignation statement can be seen an implied rebuke to his predecessor, who argued that clinging to life and power for as long as possible was itself a form of witness to Christ's suffering. Benedict, however, says: "I am well aware that this ministry, due to its essential spiritual nature, must be carried out not only with words and deeds, but no less with prayer and suffering. However, in today's world … strength of both mind and body are necessary."[/italic] Interesting.

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• r42 - I know Taylor Swift is an insufferable bitch, but to imply that she orchestrated a collapse in the Catholic church is a bit much. Still, her management likely has floated the idea of a long distance relationship with Pope Benedict. And they would have went for it if market testing didn't show that it would alienate many sane people and the entire Jewish population.

• Hopefully Taylor Swift doesn't ever write a song (or more likely, no song is ever ghost written for her) about grizzly bears....she would have to date one to promote it.

• My guess is she's a lesbian and will never come out.

• Who cares. Let her, hopefully she'll go away in time.

• Bearding is an industry, OP. It provides press for her and "cover" for the beardees. The thing is, even the tween blog followers are starting to catch on. Nobody was buying the Gylenhaal fiasco and the last thing with the One Direction guy is just laughable. There was blind item that she was mighty pissed at him for now even attempting to keep up his part of the facade. Notice how the rumors about him as his alleged older male lover seemed to intensify (at least on this site) when he was seen out and about unconvincingly in love and at her side.

• Taylor Swift can't be lesbian. Gays or Lesbian are literally chased out of the Nashville music scene. Look at mob riot which chased k d Lang away years ago. (To those of you who forget, k d Lang was a Country Singer)

• I think because she needs a constant supply of ex-boyfriends to write her stupid songs about. It is probably much easier to accept a bearding offer than go out, meet someone, actual have a relationship, break up....etc.

• I know with modern science and turkey basters there are new ways to do it, but unless it was a wanted pregnancy, you can only get unexpectedly pregnant by fucking. Everyone knows that Taylor doesn't put out. The reference to Good Girl in the BI is Jake Gyllenhall who made a movie with Mike White and Jennifer Aniston called, The Good Girl. So my analysis of the BI is that yes, it's about Taylor & Jake Gyllenhall, but it is a complete fabrication. Fake relationships are not only promoted because one or both parties is gay. Fake relationships are most often business decisions, period. Whether it hides a gay relationship or not. Celebrities have public images to promote. Agents & Publicists pair them up for business purposes, or because one celeb really wants to meet another .Taylor's handlers are paranoid about her image. They want Squeaky Clean. I can't wait for the day when she has a meltdown.

• Jake and Taylor Swift very conveniently had their date when his macho cop movie was being released.

• [quote]Jake and Taylor Swift very conveniently had their date when his macho cop movie was being released. No, they dated in 2010 when he was promoting that awful "Love and Other Drugs" with AnnE Hathaway.

• I've always assumed she was slightly mentally retarded. She certainly seems that way to me. I imagine her handlers have tight hold of the reins on her. I doubt she could have a normal relationship with a hetero male. The bearding lets her have the appearance of "normalcy" to help her sales.

• oh yeah that's right r52...Jake has new management now and seems to be loosening up...He was on Jimmy Fallon Show last fall talking about how "beards" (which he had for his play) are so much work. He used to think he needed one but they are trouble cause you have to deal with them everyday etc. I thought it was a kind of funny way of him declaring himself to be in the glass closet and acknowledging the mistake the whole Swift thing was.

• Taylor Swift was created for Republican, white, virgin, teenage girls, to keep them away from the evils of Beyonce and Gaga.

• She's closeted herself, that's why

• In Country Music..... if any of her teenage girl fan parents found out Taylor was lesbian, Taylor would be dead, literally, within 24 hours. Maybe this is a personnel safety thing.

• Nice to see Jake G is comfortable enough with his sexuality to make veiled jokes about having a beard. Progress!

• I think you're right about that R53. She's just not right in the head and that's just the topping on the fact that the poor thing can't sing on pitch.

• Blame it on redneck inbreeding.

• I wanna have rough sex with her, she seems so frigid lol

• I think she has some really deep, serious emtional problems. She is not normal. The idea of having any kind of sex with her is repulsive. But she does remind me of one of Henry Miller's characters, a Miss Cavendish.

• I honestly think she's an incredibly repressed gay lady. She reminds me of those girls who date guy after guy and don't realize why it's not working (apart from those she's bearded for). I think the perceived frigidness is just a manifestation of how much she's repressed herself. She doesn't seem sexual because she's repressed her sexuality.

• She's gay herself, but I dont think she knows yet

• Accoding to EL, she doesn't beard, she is sex mad and cheats on all her bfs, that's why they break up. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#7** This celebrity is A list. A+ list name recognition. She also likes to pretend she is a victim. All the time. Nothing is ever her fault. Not really true, but she likes to pretend it is true and if you disagree with her, you do so at your peril. With lots of failed relationships in the past, at least three of the breakups were because she cheated. She has never discussed them or mentioned them. What about the time she was dating a then A list tweener. The reason for the breakup was not the one she gave, but was because she could not stop making moves on one of the tweener's closest friends. It was constant. She would make excuses to be alone with the friend under the guise of working together. There was also the time she was dating this A list actor and "accidentally" walked in on the actor's brother-in-law while he was just getting out of the shower. The fact that she was only wearing a towel so she could have her shower was just a coincidence. Well, that was her excuse to the wife anyway. A list celeb: Taylor Swift A List Tweener: Harry Styles Tweener's Bestie: Ed Sheeran A List Actor: Jake Gyllenhaal A List Actor's Bro-Inlaw: Peter Sarsgaard

• That's BS lol

• Taylor Swift has a major public credibility problem. She should stop dating closeted males actors for start. But, the fact her entire concerts are screaming 7-15 year old girls with their moms standing at the back, doesn't bode well either.

• Don't bother with Ent Lawyer's blinds, they're known bullshit.

• Ent Lawyer is so far out of the loop sometimes. Swift and Styles were so bad a PR arrangement that it showed in Harry Style's tortured face practically ever time they stood next to each other. It was barely worth continuing. On another note it's good to see Jake Gyllenhaal loosening up.

• She must be hiding a relationship that would make her look bad. My guesses: 1. With a married man; 2. With a much older man; 3. With a manager who would look bad; or 4. With a female.

• So she can buy her houses with cash!

• [quote]Why does Taylor Swift still beard? Because she is a Lesbian.

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• [quote]Is she just dumb? She's stupid but that's not all. She can't carry a tune in a bucket. Her father pays big bucks to people who take her stupid thoughts and turn them into lyrics with her name on them.