Retail Department Manager (ladies shoes or maybe bridge)
We can rule out porn star and stripper immediately.
Chef who samples way too much his own product. And given the cheap glasses and t-shirt, not a very successful one.
That's a good question. You could actually be any of the professions you listed. I thought Educator but didn't vote and, sure enough, that category wins out.
So? What are you?
I think more people should do this...Good quiz.
Fuck these cunts...I think you're cute.
These bitches are only projecting what they're afraid THEY'D hear if they posted THEIR pics.
I guessed Educator, too.
Since the picture is all we have to go on, regarding your career, it has to be a career where you wear a tshirt. Engineer.
Musician (because it's not obvious)
You have a bit of architect going on, with dashes of IT department.
You are cute as a bug!
Computer geek or accountant.
34 more votes to go...
#14, I'll talk to you later!
In all likelihood you are not someone with a corporate job so you are probably an educator; that being said I like your style. You think out of the box.
I'm going with physician, only because the glasses and the white undershirt remind me of more than a few physicians I've known.
Well, you're clearly not an optician, because if you were, you'd know that an more angular eyeglass frame would be a far better look for your face shape. (I'm not disparaging your looks -- you're a decent-looking guy.)
I'm gonna say you're a CPA, who rebels against his profession by going scruffy on the weekend.
Lonely, chubby, fashion-challenged.
Ugly boy, learn to separate colors when you wash them and use hot water and BLEACH on white undershirts.
And by the way, no one has worn that type of undershirt since the 70s. Did your mother buy you a shit load of them from Costco when you graduated college?
Elton John pug nosed relative?
24, then. What a funny notion for a thread -
I'd say that the OP has the avocation of masochist, howsoever he earns his bread.
Op, I hope you are thick-skinned, these vicious bitches will create flaws just to be dramatic.
Okay: I'm an Office Clerk. That's right, a Cubefag. I shop in thrift stores, live check-to-check and got my eyeglasses at Walmart.
Teacher, interesting... summers off. Maybe in another life. But I have stage fright!
Funny, I've been told I resemble Elton John before. Also "Stephen King's younger brother".
Thanks for voting.
Those old fashioned glasses throw me. The style dates from the 80's. Is this an old picture?
I like your looks, but I haven't the foggiest idea of what you do for a living, other than I've ruled out chimney sweep and plumber.
You are a cute guy, don't listen to the haters here. They really hate themselves and are unhappy and it makes them feel good about themselves to try and take down others.
Walmart has three of the most up to date optical labs in the USA. But those frames are rather large, certainly not unattractive, hell, at your age you could wear two eye patches and still give a guy a raging stuffy.
Haven't heard the term, cubefag, before. I kind of like it as it applies to you. I think you should consider changing the name to papersuckler:)
I think you're cute and cuddly. I also think you should retire and let me take care of you. The only requirement is that you have to love my cat. I will love all the other parts and give you car and house keys, plus a check book.
PS. You won't be allowed out of the house alone until I'm asleep.
P.S. I'm 49 and the glasses have to be big for my bi-focal lenses. No joke.
Thanks for all the compliments. That photo in a personal ad got me next to zero responses.
Call me if you live in the Portland area. 503-288-1255.
[quote]at your age you could wear two eye patches and still give a guy a raging stuffy
Forty-nine, eh? Well, you're doing great for 49, although I'm not sure that "a raging stuffy" is exactly what you're hoping for.
49? Is this a recent pic because you look 15-20 years younger.
I hope I look as good as you when I'm that age!
49 is ok when you look like that. You just have call me grandpa instead of daddy.
Sr. Refolder of jeans at The Gap.
You look very young for 49. I guess teacher like the others. Even if that's not correct, that's what you look like in the pic. Like a high school teacher. Engineer would have been my second guess.
Christopher Meloni's ASSistant?
manager at Kaftan Hut?
r44 CEO of Montgomery Ward?
R44, Hindu Priestess or Governor of Texas.
The Armpit Queen of New Orleans?
I'm not sure of your profession but you most certainly must be a bossy bottom. You coy numbers queen.
Professional, licensed cock sucker.
One thing is certain. Stop coloring your hair.
I guessed musician.
I guessed office clerk because you look like a fucking loser. I guess it takes one to know one.
R44...Damn, who is that??
R55 = Mega Bitch
Incidentally, I'm very wealthy!
Gray cubicle whore?
is 'cubbie' a kind of gay office bear?
Fat, double chinned laywer.
Just tell us for fuck sakes! You could be doing any range of everyday jobs. This picture could have been taken on the weekend when you aren't in a suit and tie or wearing your uniform.
I'd have to guess you are not a cat walk model or a porn star but besides that I have no fucking idea.
I don't pay much attention to what they look like, but I think this is typical appearance of those people who push the mail cart around the office.
You paint periwinkles on Royal Doulton dinnerware.
Ice cream man
Thanks to this thread I'm now going to kill myself. I hope you are all very happy. Fuck you.
You measure inseams at Men's Warehouse.
You stand on the corner with a capuchin monkey in a bellman's suit and crank your organ.
Passenger train porter
I think the DL has been had on this thread. I do have the answer as to what profession the OP works in, the CUNT profession.
Various jobs with a traveling carnival
Michael Jackson's chimp Bubbles.
Dowses for water
Madonna sporting a more natural look while taking her morning dump.
Heath Ledger troll
Proctologist...after a fashion.
A bad actress like Glenn Close.
R60 is all over this thread - what a loser he is.
A British or Down Under actor in American films?
100 - now tell us!
Are you an idiot, r100? He TOLD us, back around post 29. He's an office clerk.
To be fair, r101, when he told us, he forgot to sign his post OP, so it's pretty easy to miss or dismiss.
You mean we have gotten our cunts all worked up for this?