The poor duck can barely keep up with bare essentials, like restaurants and designer clothing! How is he supposed to get by on so little?
I'll pass a plate around at church. I'm sure the elderly pensioners living on a ffixed income can spare a few bucks to help out a fellow struggler.
What's wrong with a Maybach?
Is anyone truly surprised? We all know what happens when CERTAIN kinds of people are given large amounts of money...
There is so much slash written about him on the internet, he should just start doing gay porn to pay the bills.