Bill Maher Tells Donald Trump To 'Suck It Up,' Dismisses $5 Million 'Orangutan' Lawsuit

In what is sure to be one of the most baffling lawsuits of 2013, Donald Trump is suing Bill Maher for $5 million in charity donations after "proving" his biological father is not, as Maher joked on "The Tonight Show," an orange-haired Orangutan. Video:

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• Bill was right when he said the courts are a serious place and there is no room for bored rich men to play games.

• Oh please. Our judicial system is a joke. Anyone can file a frivolous lawsuit and it'll take hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars before it gets tossed. This is all on taxpayers' dime. Orly Taitz is a one-woman frivolous lawsuit machine.

• I usually like Bill, but he's been acting like an idiot lately. He should know bette than to get into a battle with someone like Trump who is the type to take this seriously and sue him.

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• but trump isn't suing for himself...the 5M would be for charity, no? so donald has something like a heart? i'm confused...

• Trump can dish it out, but he can't take it. .. Whatever happened to his lawsuit against Rosie O'Donnel?

• Bill Maher is an idiot. Even I knew vain Trump would cough it up. This money was for charity. BM looks like a fool. The only thing I like about Bill is the way he puts women he dates in their place. The dude don't play. But that's the only thing I like anymore.

• Love Bill Maher. I'd guess his show is as comforting to me as Fox News to stupid rednecks. I loved how he ripped Trump a new one in his New Rules segment and made several derogatory comments about Trump's lawyer as well.

• As Sen. Al Franken once said, "Satire is protected speech, even if the object of the satire doesn't get it." This is great publicity for Bill, not so great for the short-fingered vulgarian.

• Bill should not be giving Trump attention. Stop it.

• I'm with R8. That segment was hilarious.

• Maher was great on his show last night. He eviscerated Trump and pointed out what a fool Trump is.

• Trump didn't prove that he was not sired by an orangutan. Any man could have been named the father on the birth certificate, whether or not he actually provided the sperm. The Donald needs to submit DNA evidence in order to prove unequivocally that he was not sired by an orangutan.

• Isn't Trump's lawyer worried about getting sanctioned?

• It WAS pretty choice when he pointed out that Trump did not submit the long form of the live birth certificate, but instead sent something made with a dot-matrix printer and containing a bar code . . . both technologies that suspiciously did not exist when Trump was born.

• It is unlikely that Trump can recover any money unless the bet was in writing and was a legal bet at the time it was made.

• This must be the start of early onset dementia for Trump. He's been acting crazy for what a year or so? Remember his children had to intervene to let him know he was ruining his reputation last year.

• Trump's banking on the 'any publicity is good publicity' formular since he thinks he remains above all the backlash he might receive. That old douche didn't feel the heat from his beauty peagant scandal(s), his birther hate rants aiming at Obama, the Rosie O'Donnell feud, the petition to drop him from Macy's, etc. Like Charlie Sheen (pre and shortly after he got fired from 2 and a Half Men) he thinks he can do anything he wants without having to face any serious consequences. Donald Trump suffers from some serious ego issues.

• It is no coincidence that the new season of celebrity your fired starts this week. Please boycott NBC, his show and Macy's

• Trumps nasal voice, weird beha ior and 80s heyday make me wondef if he ever stopped doing coke

• Donald Trump= Who would fuck you? Oily Taintz = Shit-stained thongs!

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• Shows how naive Maher is. The entire legal system is built around rich people playing games.

• Game playing is their business too, and money is just "keeping score." Their whole mentality is that of the child's game and pre-adolescent competition organized around deception and cowardice. They should be regulated and taxed to prevent people like Trump having enough money to make us notice him.

• Why did Maher have to have George Zimmerman's brother on? I could not watch that bullshit. Fuck you, Bill.