My bf is outside struggling to shovel snow from our walk and driveway.

Meanwhile, I'm warm and toasty curled up on the couch, wrapped in my camouflage snuggly, sipping my chocolate truffle hot chocolate, and watching a suspenseful Marilu Henner film on the Lifetime Movie Network. The agonizing sounds he's making would be so distracting if they weren't so funny. HE insisted we move here from Miami for career purposes, so he can deal with the consequences of a northeast winter. I simply can't be bothered. I think I'll feel like some chocolate chip/banana pancakes in a half hour. I'll have him make them for me when his frost-bitten ass stumbles back into the house.

• Eldergay problem.

• It's fabulous in Miami today. 70's and sunny.

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• seems to be working out well for the indoor eldergay, but not so much for the outdoor gayling... such is life.

• Im sorry Miss, but with all due respect, Ive got problems of my own!

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• I'm laughing so much I have tears rolling down my face. Well done, you!

• R4, lamb, it's spelled M-i-m-i. As in The Emancipation Of...?

• Tap on the window and mouth, "Don't die!"

• What's funny about this post? I'm inclined to think this is indeed what passes for eldergay "humor."

• Please, what younger gay would even be with the fat, pancake-scented eldergay, R3? Only in your romance novels, dear.

• He'll leave you, OP. You may not notice.

• Pancake, the new fragrance for eldergays from Calvin Klein.

• OP is a bottom.

• um, any of the gazillions of disposable gaylings who regularly give up their holes and do menial chores about which we giggle behind their backs... as they are too lazy or intellectually lacking to have a real career, R9... their numbers are legend. (but you and the other bitter gaylings who dont make the cut, actually know that, right. It is the source of your bitterness.)

• WOW, I can relate to your plight. I live vicariously and let me tell you, just thinking about him out there shoveling heavy snow makes my back ache. Better go smoke a joint.

• Not remotely funny.

• OP = HM The Queen Mary! of Eldergay

• R13 is a palsied failure.

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• R17 (R9)... Bitter, party of 1. Paging bitter, party of 1.

• Not clever enough, R18.

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• Well, he insisted on living here! It not my fault!

• oh please, honey. it is clear you are the sad type of gayling - the bitter type we all recognize - stuck in the hopeless limbo of not being hot enough to be kept even for a little while and not being smart enough to have the type of career that will allow you to one day keep a gayling for grins.... it is the worst fate and easiest predictor of the bitter gayling compounded by somewhere knowing the bitterness will never subside... decades of it... literally decades. (and its all about you, nothing to do with anyone outside or his age.)

• R6 is humor-challenged. OP, I'll remember to tell your partner about this when he's with me, after cumming in his mouth.

• It's the camouflage snuggly put me off.

• you guys should have just hired a shoveling service/

• No way OP is a gayling. (Marilu Henner?)

• 4/10 The pancakes are OTT

• OP, you do know that very soon you can pack your crap and head on back to Miami? Bcz if I was your BF and you couldn't at least make me a mug of hot chocolate, and a nice breakfast after this, you are more selfish & immature than you sound. And you sound really bad. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood, but I don't see a damned thing funny about being selfish and petulant. Fine. You moved because of him. And I bet you remind him of it at every fucking opportunity. Stop and think about how you will personally benefit from the snow being shovelled. In fact, stop and think about allll the benefits you have, courtesy of being with someone who sounds like a nice guy. Nice guys aren't a dime a dozen, asshole. You better hope he's not in the same mood I'm in today, bcz I'd order you a plane ticket ASAP.

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• I'm not shoveling snow! Why should I freeze my ass off? I am not missing my Lifetime movie. (Going for another cup of hot chocolate to keep warm).

• R27....tell us how you really feel? Damn.

• You can just smell the jugs of piss that R21 keeps alongside his bed. Why are eldergays always trembling with impotent rage?

• Gather 'round girls. THIS is a how an EST is done. Good job, OP.

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• OP WTF asked you to shovel the snow? All I am pointing out is that you could do something kind and generous for your BF when he comes in.

  R27

• OP, make sure you scold him later for those loud, annoying noises. How dare him.

• Well, you certainly are a trezURE, aren't you cupcake?

• That's funny. I made my boyfriend shovel our driveway this morning too. He somehow cut his right index finger with the stupid shovel or something and ran into the house tracking blood all over the place. "NOT ON MY FLOOR!" I roared at him. I was really annoyed that I had to miss a few minutes of that cute newscaster Gio Benitez while I went to the bathroom to get the box of Band-Aids and throw it outside to my BF. He can be so damned selfish sometimes.

• Does anyone else picture Beverly Leslie lisping this?

• R30, they are often needed to drown the chemical smell of rogaine gaylings desperately apply to their calves and thighs, chests, etc... in hopes of growing hair. The good news is they cover the splenda stench that clings to them from work.

• I just hope this is the fabulous OP who eats finger sandwiches and reads glossies while the boyfriend nosedives his hole.

• R37 is nearly as much of a trip as OP! Good job, eldergays! Your dementia praecox is hilarious!

• What R31 said.

• I don't think it's that good. It's been up for an hour and a half and we're only at 40 posts. A masterpiece EST provokes a frenzy around here.

• In the delicate division of labor within this relationship, I think I know who is responsible for laundering the delicate undergarments.

• The Marilu Henner film is over. She was quite good as a homicidal first lady. Some nice incest subtext between Marilu's character and her quite hot son. Now it's on to "Deadly Relations" starring one of my boyhood crushes Robert Urich. The bf is still out there shoveling. Hmmm, I suppose I should've told him that our neighbor a few doors down offered to let us use his power snow blower when we needed it. Ooops, that must've slipped my mind LOL. Luckily that neighbor hasn't come outside to remove the snow from his property. Wouldn't that be an awkward conversation between my bf and him!! I've decided I don't feel like pancakes, so I've microwaved some pizza hot pockets. Now I'm back on the couch.

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• [quote]Now it's on to "Deadly Relations" starring one of my boyhood crushes Robert Urich. Definitely not a gayling. Not even an eldergay. Dinogay.

• Gayling just isn't happening.

• bwwaaaa hahahahahaha... I know it wounds (and provokes bitter responses), but it happened a long time ago, Gilbert.

• That's so meta, R45.

• FYI - keep checking to make sure he's out there. He may not be shoveling the walk, but it sounds more like he's shoveling an escape route.

• This... "bwwaaaa hahahahahaha" ...is precisely why gayling will never happen.

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• I Think My Partner is Cheating on Me. And I gave up my life in Miami for him.

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• R21, is that you Rupert (Everett)?

• This reminds me of that Gene Tierney movie Leave Her to Heaven, when she takes Cornell Wilde's crippled brother out in the row boat then forces him to swim back, only he can't and he gets tired, and he keeps swimming, and he makes all these moaning noises, he's struggling, and she keeps watching him, telling him to just swim, and then he drowns, and he is dead, and she pretends to dive into the water to try to help him but she knew it was too late. You're murdering him on purpose, you cruel, demonic OP.

• wounded again R49? (on your way to bittertown?)

• You need to learn how to write, R53. Get your GED, and then visit us again.

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• Why do the humor and irony impaired like R27 love to shit all over everything?

• wounded again [R54]? (on your way to bittertown?)

• Get help with your stuttering, dear.

• Ouch! So much anger! I'm thinking jealousy. You enjoy your day, op. But hope your guy doesn't have a heart attack.

• LOL, OP. Bet your bf went to state schools. You should demand that he make you Creme Brulee.

• There are a lot of bitter hags here...I'm pretty sure they are actual hags.

• OP Won't be laughing when his BF leaves his ass.

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• I wonder where OP really is - certainly not in the midst of the US snow storm (with its strong winds and power outages). It suggests, really, that the BF doesn't exist or is happy to be outside, rather than inside with OP.

• These EST's are getting less witty every day.

• Hold the hell on. I think OP's boyfriend IS Gio Benitez!

• OP: You are the talk of your neighborhood. They hate you, and you are not invited to tonight's potluck dinner at the church hall.

• The boyfriend is developing muscles. The OP is gaining weight.

• That's OK. Fat, sloppy OP on the couch. After BF finishes the snow he'll come in, take one look at your slovenly ass, realize there is nothing to eat in the house, go out for a nice brunchy lunchy, and meet some fine ass young guy who invites him over for a nice massage with warm oils, & much later on, fixes him the best gourmet supper he's ever eated. After more sex than anyone can imagine is possible, OP's BF dozes off at the cute boy's apartment, but not until first calling to get OP a ticket back to Miami. He will call OP sometime late in the evening on Saturday, tell him he has a plane to catch, and have a safe trip.

• What the BF is probably gaining is a coronary. I sure hope OP made sure he's the sold beneficiary of the insurance policies and estate. Robert Urich, OP? OTT

• Unbelievable. For gawd sakes, you're both gay, you MUST have puh-lenty of disposable income. Hire someone to shovel the snow, and then the both of you can enjoy pancakes. Either that, or move back to Miami.

• He moved us here. He HAD to be here to advance his burgeoning career. I was good enough to follow him and buy us a house in Connecticut. Let him deal with the shoveling and other assorted yard work. I wouldn't have moved here if I didn't love him. He finished his shoveling a little while ago, and he's now in the kitchen cooking us chicken burgers for lunch. He enjoys doing things for me. He knows what he needs to do to keep me happy. Like the saying goes, "happy wife, happy life."

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• OP why did you move if you didn't want to? You are not a slave. You CHOSE to go along with your BF. Now you should get your ass out there and help shovel the snow. You have a partner. If your're not into partnership then you should just get out.

• OP...you owe your bf a big Valentin's gift next week. Your gift is that he shoveled the driveway.

• For God's sake, R71. OP is just yankin' your (and everybody else's)chain. Lighten up already.

• I KNOW guys like this. I AM guys like this. Of course they've been together forever and they bicker back and forth with bitchy remarks and vengeful repartee. Later, when he comes in, make sure you give him a big hug, a nice cup of cocoa and tell him you love him. I just got finished shoveling MY driveway and I'm halfway to cardiac arrest. When I got back in the house, the BF looked up from his coffee and said "Done yet?" In lieu of flowers, his family has requested donations to a charity of your choice.

• OP, you're too much. And you wanna know how I know you're too much. It's because I'm too much.

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• How is it that people like OP and R35 can find a boyfriend, but I can't? I'm nice, young, and not ugly, so what am I doing wrong? Maybe I should start acting like a cunt instead of being nice.

• Check out The Others, R76.

• This is OP:

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• Is he hot with a fine ass. I love watching hot guys shovel snow through my window. So butch and all the bending over! Hmmmmm

• Anyway, I love the story op and it seems totally believable and I have no idea why there are so many jealous, cranky bitches here. What the hell is the matter with people?

• That is so fetch!

• you mean fey.

• In North LA, the snow level fell to 1,500 feet but none of the nearby mountains got their expected dusting of snow because the rain cells were mistimed. Also, Big Bear and way up there got most of it. Still, it was pretty cold for us today.

• The OP is being a lazy ass, and not being considerate enough to assist his bf. Count your blessings that he hasn't left your ass, OP.

• OP either you are troll or a nasty ass CUNT of note. Get off your lazy, lily-white, fat ass and go help him shovel.

• Miami Miami. Youve got style. Blue skies sunshine white sand by the Mile

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• What an Exceptionally Sad Tragedy this snow must have been for you, OP. Now get off your WHORE ASS and grab a shovel, hooker!

• I give this "relationship" 6 more months...and that's generous.

• And r19, continuing the bitter party, chides the truth bearer.

• Did you get lost, R89? That was nearly a day ago.

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• this entire thread is a bullshit scenario full of DL redbait just to see how much of a reaction he can get. So far everyone is believint this EST