Last night, I slept in lotion

I woke up with soft, silky skin! I used Burt's Bee's Body Butter, pomegranate scent. I tied both of my hands with bubble wrap. This morning it's as though I soaked them in Palm Olive!

• Sounds disgusting. And smelly.

• Big deal. Lindsay Lohan does that all the time. Oh wait...that's not lotion.

• WTF - I tied both of my hands with bubble wrap OP Are you real?

• Hand models do this the night before shoots.

• DON`T YOU HURT MY DOG!!!!

  jAMIE%20gUMB

• [quote]I tied both of my hands with bubble wrap. Could you put that on youtube?

• Ohhhh! What an Exquisite Skin Treatment!

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• You BETTER, or else you were getting the hose again!

• So in other words, OP, you smeared butter on your face and did your dishes. HAWT!

• Do you do this whenever you're told?

• Get [i]her[/i]!

• R7, why do you pollute every thread with some lame reference to a threadbare DL cliche and then say......"someone had to do/say it?" No, dear, no one had to say it. You make me cringe with your lack of imagination. Add something interesting/funny to the conversation or stay silent.

• I know how you feel. Last night, I didn't get to sleep at all.

  Ms.%20McCoo

• R12 is VERY UPSET!!!!!!!!!

• Take some notes from R10. Now THAT'S funny.

  R12

• very "Silence of the Lambs" OP

• What an original thought, R16.

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• What? Nobody's said it??

  MARY%21

• OP, why bubble wrap? How did you wrap the rest of yourself? Did the bubbles pop from time to time thruout the night? Were you alone? Have you ever masturbated yourself or anyone else with hands wrapped in bubble wrap? I'll assume you have, and that it feels wonderful! Did you put some lotion "back there?" Did you get some "kelp" applying it? OP, can I come over next time?

• He needs to put it in the basket, r17.

• I'm trademarking my new lotion, "Manderley". It will be the cornerstone of my men's skin regimen. I'll take generic hand lotion and add menthol with a little sriracha - bitches love sriracha. Voice over: "Last night I slept in Manderley again." Visual: Boney-assed 40-something rising from bed like Chris Sarandon in "Fright Night", beat-red and oilier than a greased pig.

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• Interestingly enough, R12/R15/R17 contributed nothing to this thread but whining.

• Last night, I slept on 600 thread count linen.

• I meant "help" not "kelp." Altho, perhaps kelp might add something to the experience.

  R19fromthisthread

• Time for new reading glasses. I thought R23 posted that last night he slept with 600 men. Though realistically anybody posting in rhapsody on a thread about lotion and sheets has probably not slept with six men in their lives.

• "Last Night I Slept In Lotion" sounds like an 80s or 90s pop song. An unreleased song by Book of Love, maybe. LOL

  http://youtu.be/f02EwrE8p5w

• W&W for R25.

• Last night I slept with danger. My mother let me.

• W&W for R10. Sue me, I'm a huge SILENCE fan.

• Were you afraid of getting the hose again, OP?

  Bill

• And yet, you forgot to sleep in your Maidenform Bra.