Patti LuPone sings disco!

Must be heard to be believed.

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• MISS LUPONE PREFERS NON-THEATRE MUSIC, IGNORANT OP! RECOGNIZE!

  http://broadwayworld.com/article/InDepth-InterView-Exclusive-Patti-LuPone-Talks-FAR-AWAY-PLACES-54-Below-PARKER-Broadway-Hollywood-More-20130207

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• Hey, if Patti's idol Ethel Merman can do it...

  http://youtu.be/ERZA-UawBuU

• This was from Patti's prolonged coke-abuse period, when she thought enunciation was just for sissies. "HAHH WENNNN TEW HA- REEE-OHHHHH... HA- RIO DE ZHAHNERRRROH..."

• [quote]Hey, if Patti's idol Ethel Merman can do it... And if Pat Boone can do a heavy metal album...

• The only time I ever hear of Patti Lupone is on DL and nowhere else.

• Zazzzzzin Pizzzburrrrr... Pizzburrpennsuhvaynyuh!

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• MY GOD!! She dances worse than Lana Cantrell on 'ludes! What an awful song, I wonder who wrote it?

• It sounds exactly as if it were co-written by Jeff Blumenkranz & Peter Allen after both of them had been doing lots of Qaaludes for several weeks.

• Yes, it DOES have a Peter Allen confusion about it, doesn't it? I hear it now.

• I can't understand a word she's saying.

• Who's Peter Allen?

• R3 and R6 I love you so much.

• I always think it's so funny when a performer pretends to be having SUCH a good time and they do a big fake laugh like what they did was so funny but no one in the audience is in on it.

• What's the deal with Patti? Closet lesbian?

• " Bitch stole my schtick!"

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• Let me offer a palate cleanser.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DXrV_ggKVO1o

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• I've commented on this before. One of the funniest things I've ever read on DL, and I still chuckle about it now, was when someone was bitching about her performance in "Annie Get Your Gun". This has to have been almost 15 years ago. The were complaining about her diction and they said something like, "So she sings like, 'I wanna wedding with a HONK HONK and HONK HONK and HONK HONK!'" Like I said, I still laugh about it now when I think of it.

• r17, here she is honking that exact song with Peter Gallagher.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DRQ3IyCa8bG4

• Oh! My beautiful ears!

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• no wonder Sir Andrew fired her

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• I can't tell you how many times I've come back to this post to regard again this Lupone fiasco and listen to it. Is there any way we can send it to a show on TV?

  In Pennsylvan eeeey ahhhh!

• beautiful voices, a lovely faces - everywhere!

• I'm being pursued in my life by this song and I wish it would stop. It once happened in my youth, in junior highschool band--a piece of music I could not get out of my mind and which gave me insomnia. Then, during the first gulf war, air control once played the Sammy Davis, Jr. song,"The Candy Man"--(The Candy man makes, everything he makes, satisfying and delicious. Talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes.) And so, back then when we were cluster bombing the Highway To Hell and setting everyone on fire, that song kept running through my head while I saw the agony of the Iraqis under my bomber. Lately, this song haunts me at night when I try to go to sleep, gives me bed sweats when I try to wake up and yesterday when I tried to land my plane (I'm a pilot for an airline) in Dallas, I almost undershot the runway and nearly crashed---and all the time this horrible Lupone song was going through the back of my head and I can't get rid of it. Any suggestions? Will this go away?

• I wish I'd never seen that video. Horrifying.

• Doesn't she do requests at her 54Below shows? Someone should ask her to do this.

• bump

• Speaking of "bump," r26 must be on some sort of drug binge because it has bumped several ancient Patti LuPone threads. Here's a hint, twat, you're a creepy obsessive freak.

• Awww, R27 is another victim of toxic shock syndrome.

• MORE!!!