OMG What Happened To Ethan Hawke???
Uma should stage an intervention, at least for the children's sake!
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I%20can%20smell%20the%20chemical%20burn%20of%20the%20crack%20pipe%20from%20here.- At least he finally got his dirty teeth cleaned. His dental maladies were beyond mere tartar, he had scale and it was ugly.
- Bizarre. Was he in sundance for before midnight? if so then he couldn't have looked like this or it would have been reported. I can only imagine it is for a role or something, Please god let that be the explanation, I can think of no other reason why he would look like this. Except for drugs obviously.
- The new look is for an acting role. He is playing "Clive" in a play of the same name. The story is about a an aging rockstar who is on the downhill slide. Should be good if Ethan is in it. Dude is a great actor.
- Meth face.
- Ethan Hawke IS Billy Idol!
Coming soon to a crackhouse near you.
- Hey, Kieth Richards is looking good!
Well, better.
- He does not have meth face. He's 40something and he's playing a role. He has scruff and weathered skin -- you know, like most regular dudes his age. He shops at a store where I work in New York. He's nice, sexy, and appears to be a doting father. Quit talking out of your ass.
His hygiene has also improved slightly in recent years.
- [quote]Hey, Kieth Richards is looking good!
First of all, you need some new material, honey. Unless you are into 30-year-old jokes.
Second, "Kieth"? Really? REALLY?
- He looks like he's a bit too thin. After 40, that's not good. Other than that? He's fine. The hair is for a part, obviously.
- What R3 and R7 said
- Just came from seeing CLIVE (VERY BAD reviews this morning in all the NY papers).
Ethan plays a 80s/90s low-level rocker, which explains the hair and guyliner. He sings a bit, sounding a lot like Dylan.
The play is terrible, but Ethan is in great shape and is acceptably shirtless for several scenes.
His co-star is Vincent D'Onofrio, who live on stage is a huge hulking bear of a man with a scary shaved head.
- You can buy his Chelsea apartment $6+ million dollar.
http://www.bittenandbound.com/2013/01/25/celebrity-homes-ethan-hawke-new-york-city-apartment-for-sale-photos/
- Lick a-the-ass
Get a-the-AIDS
- Hey R5! Here is Ethan! Hit it! It's a nice day for uh, Crack Wedding!
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Newly Out Gay Man Overdoing It
- Stop lapping up shit you sick fuck. [R13]
- [R1]
They are false teeth, implants.
- R7, are you saying that Ethan Hawke hasn't had a serious drug problem for the past 20 years?
He's only 40 years old. He's had money and a good dental plan since he was a kid. His teeth rotted out. It's meth.
- r16
But that's what we gays do. We eat shit, drink piss and think sex is like being a human toilet. Oh yeah we also molest boys.
That's why we want to be scouts, that's where little boys are.
- r17
So you're saying he has falsies???
Not likely implants since meth destroys the bone too. Most likely dentures.
Calling Florence Henderson.
- [R19]
Thanks for your personal story. Few can relate to it however.
- If he is playing an aging rockstar, his look is perfect.
- I like the kitchen of the house very much. But the rest: eh.
- Is that his own decor (his stuff) in the photos, or did someone else live there since he moved?
- Yes, I'd love to plop down 6 million on a place and keep coming across hidden meth pipes and discarded used needles.
- Okay, I can accept that the hair might be for a role, but no one forced him to wear that stupid eyeliner. Gross.
There was a thread recently with the theme "pretty child turned ugly adult?" He OWNS it.
- He looks a lot better than he did several years ago when he looked dreadful. And I take it the hair is for a role.
next!
- Billy Idol or Mike Dirnt?
- He's an actor you idiot. They put on faces for a living.
- In conjunction with what R19 said, there have been studies which indicate that gay men very often get, Flukes and other parasites because when they rim, they swallow a tiny bit of human feces and other particles of bacteria from the butt hole, which go into the mouth and down the digestive track forming parasites in their intestines. I saw pictures of the parasites, and the Flukes look like slugs!!! EWWWW!
http://www.jonkaiser.com/intestinal_parasites.html
- Here are intestinal Flukes. Those of you who rim, would you like salt and pepper with these?
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images%3F_adv_prop%3Dimage%26fr%3Dyhs-att-att_001%26va%3Dintestinal+flukes
- Here's photo of Hawke from late November.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/01/hawke_a.jpg
- From the article that accompanied OP's photo.
Talk about commitment to your art. Ethan Hawke is throwing himself into his latest role -- as a 1990s rocker gone bad in the off-Broadway play Clive -- complete with a radical new hairstyle befitting a grunge-era musician in New York City.
- Middle age is not being kind to Ethan.
Uma
- Maybe it's just me, but I think he looks good. Kinda "heroin chic." But I like the grungy skinny crackhead look, lol.
- Those are still his same old crooked teeth, not fake.
Dentist
- He looks like Johnny Carson in r32.
- He's channeling Keith Richards.
- People who age make me sick!!!