"Piss." It's so onomatopoetic.
"Pee" is the supposedly polite abbreviation, the P word. It irritates me whenever I hear it.
"Urinate" is what I say to the doctor. Although I usually only say it once. Thereafter, it's "piss."
Piss is piss.
Whatever you want me to say sweetiekins.
Pee, or take a leak.
I pish.
Shlomo
Darling, I micturate.
Wee wee
I do like "micturate," which I only discovered a few years ago. I say it when I want to be a little annoying.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie an wipe the seatie.
it depends on the person i'm saying it to - co-workers and family its "go to the bathroom" or maybe Pee - friends and others its Piss.
Winky-tinky
Miss%20Trixie%20Delight
[quote]If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie an wipe the seatie.
And please don't be a retromingent.
Drain the snake.
"Take a slash."
or
"Bleed my lizard."
Tinkle
Pass my water.
Old German Lady
Pee or take a leak. Pee is the most polite.
have a long, strong hot one.
Use the bathroom. Or if I'm out-Use the Men't Room.
Anonymous%20
Nobody "takes a whiz" anymore?
r10 - Miss Trixie you sure brought back a memory.
Imogene
Make water
I'll say "gots ta pee". Not sure why.
make water
Hoke
I powder my nose, you common trash.
How Mindy Lewis of you, R24.
Tinkle.
Jerry%20Sandusky%27s%20soulmate
"Throw the water off the potatos"
"Need to see a man about a horse"
As for the pecker, my Irish grandmother called the penis "A handy thing to have at a picnic"
And, finally, a little boy I know called it his "weenis"
Woman who loves those velvety things
We don't discuss this in polite company.
poop, shit, deficate?
My grandmother used to say she needed to "spend a penny".
I usually say "pee" or "wee".
Piss.
Got to do number 1, when asked by southern mother.
Number 2
Make a piss pig happy.
Go to the bathroom.
On a side note: my mom called a penis a 'prinkler' when I was growing up. I first heard the word penis in school.