Now we know why:
[quote]Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul's hair has been the subject of frequent speculation, but we can officially put the rumors to rest. Paul recently confirmed to Business Insider that he cuts his own hair. Sources close to Paul also confirm that his hair is his own, and not a hairpiece, as is often speculated.
Good job, Business Insider!
He was so disrespectful to HRC, I will never respect him or his ugly hair.
Insanity is inherited
Ratty Korean wig alert!
Cheap haircut or cheap rug? There was someone on a thread about Afflec's toupee who worked in the hair replacement industry who said it's not possible to tell unless his hairline is revealed...
The white nationalist look. HATE.IT.
maybe he thinks barbers are socialists.
next step, a bunker in the woods.
The Pauls all appear to have had FAS, from their hobbit-like patriarch on down.
What a bunch of absolutely ignorant pseudo communists here. Go to those countries you admire so and live there....please. Europe and the Middle East awaits, China welcomes you with open gulags. Go now. Air fares have never been better.
Then run your fingers through it, pull it...cut it...
His hair is far less bizarre than his belief system.
It's actually a perfect complement to his beady rat raisined eyes.
Rand Paul has beautiful luscious locks of 100% natural hair and a top drawer well-thought out sincere intellectual political beliefs that would blast America into the stratosphere of success and prosperity if implemented
"Cutting one's own hair is a major red flag regardless of politics. Only crazy people do that. In fact, isn't staring in the mirror and cutting your own hair movie shorthand for crazy?"
What're you talkin' 'bout, r16? Lots of folks cut off their own hair in real life, too!
I don't trust anyone who does their own hair. I don't think it's natural.
Yeah, that's his real hair - oh and he also writes his own speeches too. Oh, and he's actually been accredited by a legitimate accrediting body to practice optometry, oh and he's definitely not a Republican, he's a very progressive Libertarian...
Stephen Colbert once called him "Kentucky senator and home-perm cautionary tale..."
I can't believe this thread was resurrected. I started it two years ago!
Give me some head then some hair
Long beautiful hair
Shinin' bested AIDS infested
It always looks wet and it's only curly on the top. Looks like he must have imprinted on Lionel Richie when he was at an impressionable age.
It's pretty gross looking.
I cut my own hair, but I have always kept a buzzed look, and it's all one length (2 or 3). I can't imagine trying to cut my own hair if it was Paul's length. Yikes.
Other problem: even if he could fade it properly and keep that length, he doesn't know how the fuck to style it. It looks like a 12 year old boy just getting out of bed.
Every word out of that little weasel's mouth is a lie, up to and including "a", "and" and "the".
He does not have Presidential hair.
He does not have humanoid hair.
Lookit all the Commie trolls.
It's 2015. Rand Paul?
Jesus man, ...what a human will say & do?
Or is he really that Damn dumb.
He is a picture of what's wrong with Amercan culture.
Yet even CHARLIE MANSON has a following.
All you need is, exposiour SAD...
America is a great country, that has some painful, shameful past BUT, some of us know some of us don't.
RAND PAUL, needs to get a real job.
Work. Not CON, the hateful, ignorant that voted a guy like little george B, into a powerful office.
PLEASE. Please let's learn.