If shreeeeeeeking and hissing are the sounds of the gayling and eldergay, respectively...
what are the sounds of the lezling and elder lez?
The whirr of power tools, one imagines. Sanders and drills and such.
Flapping beef curtains. Think of the sound of a shade when it snaps up to the roller.
DIdn't we have a thread about the sounds that vaginas make a few months ago?
The sound of the elderlez is wood being chopped.
vrooooom, vroooooooom
Elderdyke
I love flapppppp appppppp appppp R2.
The assertive THUMP of a rubber-tipped cane!
The grunt of hard muscle on steel.
what about lezlings?
lezling: [exasperated sigh at the patriarchy]
elderlez (crone): [annoyed grumbling at the patriarchy]
How quickly they forget...
*click clack*
Why do we need to post such self-loathing bullshit in this place?
The "beeping" as the moving van backs up.
Flannel shirts.
Nose rings.
grunting
growling
lesbian lisp - ing
Not very good at this are you r14
Whining and mooing, respectively.
[quote]The assertive THUMP of a rubber-tipped cane!
Hilarious.
The whirr/click/suck of the CPAP machine.
The jingle of the chain dog collar on her Great Dane.
The whip whip whip of a spatula being used in the latest batch of cruelty free vegan gluten free nut free nutloaf.
The bam bam bam of a nail to hammer as she posts her lists of boundaries on the wooden poles at Michfest.
The sibilance and ululating of her voice as she tells you NOW so she does not have to tell you THEN.
vocal fry and NPR voice, respectively.
vocal fry and NPR voice... saying "That's not funny."
The hissing eldergay thing is overplayed (was marginally funny for about 2 seconds) but I really don't understand what Shrek has to do with young gay people.
