Have you ever accidentally run over a fuck buddy with his wife and kids?
This happened to me at Target today.
Did you actually have to run over them? It seems a little excessive.
I hit Armand Linton with my car and then asked him to dinner. He brought his wife.
It was a family of six, I only killed four. I mean, who has a picnic is their backyard anyway?
I got a Ben Franklin for whomever runs over the Janbot from all the Damita Ho threads, first.
Talk to my lawyer, bitch.
I am guessing he meant ran into..Yes I went out to dinner on a date and at the next table was a guy I had fucked that afternoon in a hotel he got..with his wife and two kids. Even better I set on the side of the table facing him. He was checking me out all night, I went to the bathroom and he followed. Peeing next to me he says "can I see you again?" lol.
Editor F & F please
OP, give it a rest already. No one thinks you are funny. NO ONE.