Jason Bateman

Makes Richard Simmons look like a man's man. What the hell is he doing with a wife? Besides nothing at all of course.

• Really?

• What? He may want some gay gossip about himself but I've never heard it.

• I believe he is straight

• He's a nellie straight. They do exist.

• Tim Tebow

• I believe Jason has tasted the homosex.

• In his dreams maybe but I don't think in reality. It puts an actor at a disadvantage if there is no gay gossip. I feel sorry for the little guy.

• I remember watching him on Little House on the Prairie and thinking he was the gayest boy ever.

• I was lukewarm on him, until I saw these nude shots last year. Now I want to suck him dry morning and night. Daddy!!

  http://www.thestranger.com/binary/85d6/1303414428-picture_3.jpg

• R9. Not Jason.

• I wouldn't call him nellie at all, certainly not in comparison to Miss Simmons.

• Yes, the picture is in fact of Jason—and his taint.

  http://the-frat-pack.com/2011/04/20/see-batemans-taint/

  R9

• You are obviously trolling OP. Trying to raise my ire so that I will challenge you to a duel. He is sexy and he is funny -- which makes him even sexier. Great raspy voice too. Choose your weapon. I'll meet you Saturday at dawn, down by Mill Pond. All of DL is invited to cheer for their choice.

• Jason Bateman has never ever set off my gaydar even one iota, and he has a very pleasing and charming, intellectual personality. There are straight guys who don't grunt you know.

• No, this one isn't gay. Which is, of course, too bad.

• Thank you, r14.

• I never got a gay vibe from him either, although he does have an way about him I enjoy. He was on some talk show a week or so ago saying something about how he was "not feeling very pretty" today. How can I [italic]not[/italic] like a straight guy like that?

• I think he's a TERRIBLY hot, I guess I'm a weirdo

• Fell in love with him at first sight on "It's Your Move." He and Ricky Schroeder—be still my preteen gayling heart. Glad he's aged so well, but ... no ping. Nada. Straight as can be.

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• Hate him. Wish he's be straight based in a dark alley off Sunset Blvd. A total motherfucking, entitled cunt.

• I hate his co-star that fatty fat fat.

• I first noticed him on Silver Spoons when he and I were both 13. He was immediately my fantasy junior high boyfriend. And he did seem to ping at that age.

• He was very girlish in his youth. Homophobic Ricky Shrader had him fired, because his overtly femmminine manners made him nervous

• Here he his workin his strut... right on pass the unwashed commoners. ....hate him. Wish he'd go away.

  http://screencrave.com/2010-06-25/jason-bateman-cut-in-line-for-iphone-4/

• Anyone care to take a stab at translating R21?

• if jason bateman had a fat face it would like like that fat facer tiffani thiessen.