It's real: Dating website for farmers on cheesy early-morning cable ads

I signed up for shits & giggles, and they have teh gays! FarmersOnly is a dating site like no other. We exist because, the way we see it, there are basically two groups in America. Group one revolves around four dollar cups of coffee, taxi cabs, blue suits, and getting ahead at all costs in the corporate world. If you fall into this group then FarmersOnly is not where you want to be dating online. There are plenty of hard to trust dating sites out there for ya though! Group two enjoys blue skies, living free and at peace in wide open spaces, raising animals, and appreciating nature. We understand the meaning of Southern hospitality, even if we don't all live in the South. This group makes up America's Heartland – the slice of America with good old fashioned traditional values, values that were never lost by the farmers of our country. These values have also been preserved by the cowboys and cowgirls who still live on the edge, nature lovers who don’t take the outdoors for granted even though it is free, and horse lovers, ag students, and other animal lovers. If you’re in this group and going to be dating online, there is no dating site that comes even close to FarmersOnly. And you don’t have to take our word for it: You can check out who is on our site for free!

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• Don't laugh, but I know someone who needs to be on that site.

• I like how they bifurcate people into two simple groups, reflecting their simple lifestyles and simple minds. Too bad you can't look without registering. I wonder if the men are as bottom-of-the-barrel as those Alaskan men. (I really hated writing that last sentence because it doesn't describe all farmers.)

• *second to last sentence.