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Sportier%20Spice- He's hot but his voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
- He looks great in the Ferris Bueller-like commercial, but the sound is not working in the video at the link.
- Why would such a good looking guy ruin his body with all that ink. Total dick wilter.
- I don't like the tats either but why does a straight man have a tramp stamp?
- You can see it with sound here -
http://www.hm.com/us/beckham-spring-2013%3Fcm_mmc%3DNewsletterNTR-_-20130206-_-beckham-spring-2013-_-US%23video
- Hot ass.
- He's over when it comes to sports. The Paris team hired him for publicity and he knows he will be sitting on the bench. He signed with St. Germain just to keep his name fresh because the money keeps rolling in from endorsements and commercials.
- David Beckam's voice is the apotheosis of the word "fey."
- Is the underwear tight enough to reveal whether Beckham is cut or uncut? Otherwise there's no point.
- And yet he appears to be totally straight, R8
- [quote]I don't like the tats either but why does a straight man have a tramp stamp?
It's the name of his first born, his son Brooklyn.
- Why did he name his son Brooklyn?
- The body double from 0:42-0:52 is distracting, as is the running which is played back at about 1.2x times.
Otherwise, IFHH.
- Why is there a body double?
- His said he has tats because he suffers from OCD.
- Reminded me a bit of that odd Burt Lancaster film 'The Swimmer', which I'd now like to see again.
- R12, The Spice Girls were on a world tour and they made a stop in NYC. Vicki and Becks claim Brooklyn was conceived in NYC. Hence the name Brooklyn. At the time Vicki and Becks were NOT married. They married after Brooklyn was born.
Yes, I've been a Becks fan for many, many years. Here a pix from the good old days...
http://weddingshoneymoons.mantis.biz/mydocs/media/jpeg/david-beckham-victoria-baby-wed_379x475050811_113732.jpg
- Looks like he and his wife already had a kid when they got married, R17.
Typical of heteros today.
- R18, I stated that in my post.
It was a BIG deal when they got married. I couldn't find the HELLO wedding photos of Brooklyn in his baby basket with Vicki and Becks. There were lots of photos of the wedding since HELLO had the exclusive with the Beckhams.
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- Is Brooklyn a reference to David Beckham's Jewish roots?
- R20, Are you paying attention? Please read post 17 for the explanation of the first born's name.
- Here's the Youtube vid.
Pretty damned hot! Although, couldn't Mr. Richie have worked a scene of gorgeous little David Robert Joseph Beckham losing his towel (to a group of hot young gay men) or something while he's chasing after the Bratmobile?
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dil21FZu-IUY
- Just not attracted to the dude. Those tatts are not cool. So many dudes in sports have superior bods. His bod is mediocre for a major athlete. American football is filled with dudes who make his body look like a middle school girl's bod.
- destoys his looks with all those disgusting tattoos
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- [quote]His bod is mediocre for a major athlete.
His upper body makes it seem as if he never lifted a weight nor did a pushup. The tatts turned him fugly.
Interesting photo of Spice. Is that the last time she smiled?
- [quote]Interesting photo of Spice. Is that the last time she smiled?
She wasn't smiling, she was saying Ka-Ching!!
- The tats have got to go!
- OP, I keep telling you that I am not attracted to David Beckham, because of his trashy tattoos!
- What is David's attraction to Victoria? She has no personality, and looks like a walking stick insect.
- I do like his hairy legs, not bad.
- [quote]looks like a walking stick insect.
You're right. That's a perfect description of her.
- According to Inside Edition, Beckham only appears in the beginning and end of the video. The rest is a body double.
- So the video is basically a fraud then, R32
- My goodness, he's still blazing hot!
- More likely it's the body double, R34
- Beckham is over.
- He does know this is the gayest commercial evah, right??
- He looks too old and out of shape for an underwear commercial. Not for real life, but advertising SHOULD retain its traditional standards.
He looks misshapen and sad, like an over-the-hill thing at the pool still trying to seem "with it."
- Seems like the whole thing is a fraud.
- He's incredible. What a hot man!
- He's handsome now, but can you just imagine how horrible he's going to look when he's old and wrinkled with all that ink?
- [quote]Beckham is over.
My thoughts exactly - in both sports and popularity. He's soooo 10 years ago.
- He's as hot as he ever was. Hotter.
- [quote]What is David's attraction to Victoria? She has no personality, and looks like a walking stick insect.
I don't get it either. She won't eat and has been skin and bones ever since they got married, with the exceptions of her pregnancies (the woman goes to Nobu and orders arugula. That's it. Just plain arugula.). She's utterly humorless. She doesn't appear to have any interests or activities beyond famewhoring in assorted ways. She's controlling as fuck. He has stepped out on her plenty, so what keeps him there is mysterious.
- If most of the video is a body double, isn't this all a big lie?
- Yup, he's not doing the running, it's a stunt double.
- But at least the close-up wedgie shots are him, right?
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- If it turns out that it's not his ass in those shots, people are going to be pretty unhappy.
- I really have to wonder what's wrong with all you sniveling Marys who can only complain about tattoos.
- Hello...all you need is to find the pixs of him changing his gear off the pitch in matches...it's his ASS!
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/David+Beckham+strips+underpants+after+sustaining+ymK5Q2QhDmpl.jpg
- One more...
http://www.celebridoodle.com/.a/6a00e5536b2ba9883301348876e3fa970c-500wi
- Is this really him, too?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EzsncZu2yBI/Ty8WEUUxu2I/AAAAAAAAF7Q/dXJ5BBtzBU0/s1600/david+beckham+superb+ass.jpg
- The ass looks too big to be his , R52
- That's a known fake, R52.
- I think that proves the point, R54. Beckham seems very tame and not willing to actually do nudity. He never takes his underwear off and shows anything. He's certainly not like the Dieux Du Stade guys, or even like British diver Chris Mears who showed his naked ass for Gay Times last month. (you can find a DL thread about it).
- David has a thinner body, that's not him.
- David Beckham seems like a very pretty, straight idiot. I hear he's rather dumb. The wife seems dim too. To stupid to realize she's supposed to act human.
- And he's never confirmed whether he's cut or uncut, which is annoying.
The woman he apparently had an affair with a few years ago implied in the British Press that he was cut.
- Here ya go...
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/02/07/david-beckham-body-double_n_2637356.html%3F1360329099%26just_reloaded%3D1
- And this...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/08/david-beckham-body-double_n_2644892.html
- First Beyonce, now this! When will the deception ever end?!
- You can see his body double hiding behind the crew, I knew David Beckham didn't run in that commercial.
- Just curious, but every time I see a "straight" main stream commercial like that, completely smooth pouch. I know, its done for the mid-west Frous, but its odd.
Do they tape it down under there? Whats going on?
- R63, not everyone is hung like Matt Hughes, my dear.
- [quote][R63], not everyone is hung like Matt Hughes, my dear.
Yes, love, but enough are to make the search worthwhile.
- Baby's got back. David is still amazing.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a387926061b0149a71cd51d688a6c29/tumblr_mm6k7l6pN01soyz0ao2_400.jpg
- Simply amazing.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b1e23441e9cd489afe6b7b384459f5a/tumblr_mm6k7l6pN01soyz0ao1_1280.jpg
- mmm mmm can't understand why such harsh criticism.
- Neither can I. Handsome. Sexy. Hot. A fantastic father. Gay-friendly and accepting. He's the perfect straight man.
- Almost identical to a BVD commercial from the 80's. Guy gets locked out of his hotel room, blah blah blah.
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- I give him credit for doing homoerotic photoshoots in men's magazines but I wouldn't touch him with yours, was always a Michael Owen man.
Don't forget he was once hated for a notorious temper tantrum at the world cup back when he and Posh started their reign of terror.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hfm4Z4EtxFw/TBNz0TvR61I/AAAAAAAAAq8/ETc_sST517s/s1600/ARENAHOMMESS_AW2000_1.jpg
- He looks much better with his clothes on so you don't see all the ugly ink.
- He's supposed to be a really nice guy and she's a major cunt. That's what I hear from my friend who is on friendly terms with Sir Alex.
- Mercy me, r71, well set him alight on the village green. Becks once had a temper tantrum. Heaven knows none of us sissies here on DL have ever thrown a fit. Nooooo, never.
- Just look at this man's body, well, his butt, and marvel. He's taylor should be knighted.
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013222/reg_634.3becks.ls.32213.jpg
- tailor, not taylor. Pardon me.
- You're not getting the significance of that r74. As I said it was during the world cup so he was the nation's most hated then.
Besides it wasn't just an isolated incident, he had several of them, even after he was made England captain. He isn't that bad compared to some, just typical temperamental sportsman.
- MMMM just sit back and enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Ffeature%3Dplayer_embedded%26v%3DtZdjw67tnm4%23%21
- I think that he looks very intelligent. Particularly his buttocks.
- For the past two seasons, he's just been warming the bench, so underwear commercials are the only thing he can do these days.
