- She looks clown-like and ridic.
- I thought Muslims didn't like pork.
- Once she's fully converted she'll be able to hide it under her porka.
- She's beautiful and big. One day Beyonce will revert too.
- Again??????? I wasn't aware she ever wasn't.
Madonna. Still having the body of a 28 year old.
- She does not look huge.
- Who cares if she's fat? At least she's one of the few nice celebs. Rather see a fat nice celeb than a skinny mean cunt.
- Wow she's a giant.
Janet be hongay.
- Abu Dhabi has officially run out of food.
Janet's World Eating Tour '13
- LOL, it looks like one of the fake Janet fans/Madonna troll-spies from Janet-Xone strikes again! I say this because that particular photo has only been circulating on various Janet fan boards, so the OP must be a troll.
Janet, fat, OP? In your dreams, bitch. That pic of her, which is from when she was in Paris not long ago, does not show her truly how she is today, and how she has BEEN over the past year. She has been slender for well over a year now, as you could see at various outings in 2012 including the Cannes amfAR event, Anderson Cooper's talk show and the Marco Glaviano showing in NYC. She's wearing a leather jacket and some sort of frock/dress in that photo so again, my dear, your assessment is wrong.
All of you hating bitches will see how she's fabulously maintaing her figure when she's honored tomorrow at the amfAR gala in NYC for Fashion Week.
Janet at LAX earlier this month
- [quote]Madonna. Still having the body of a 28 year old.
Correction: Madonna. Now having the body (and face) of a decrepid 88 year old.
I'll bet she smells of mothballs too.
- She is not fat, OP. Grow up!
- Madonna has man arms.
- Which one is her?
- [quote]She is not fat, OP. Grow up!
Exactly. She favors baggy clothing, particularly when traveling, which makes her look heavier at times. This is her last month at LAX.
- Yep, R16. Not fat.
- Janet looks like Lisa Bonet in that photo.
- She does, R18! I love the natural vibe she's having these days. It's like, "I'm gonna wear what I want to wear!"
Those sneakers she has on are something like the ones Wissam sometimes wears.
- Does her pussy stink?
- Here we go with the pointless Madonna bashing, she has nothing to do with this story!
- She has such a sweet smile.
- In those LAX pictures, Janet looks... ROUGH!
- She is not fat.
I wonder if Janet watched Beyonce's halftime extravaganza for the ages.
- [quote]Here we go with the pointless Madonna bashing, she has nothing to do with this story!
Tell that to the hag at R6
- [quote]by: Madonna. Still having the body of a 28 year old.
A dead one.
- [quote]Who cares if she's fat? At least she's one of the few nice celebs. Rather see a fat nice celeb than a skinny mean cunt.
Kidnapping her mother, stealing her dead brother's money, and treating his children like shit. Yep, she's a class act.
- I've resurrected janbot! My mission is complete!!
- BIG as a HOUSE!!!
- [quote]Kidnapping her mother, stealing her dead brother's money, and treating his children like shit. Yep, she's a class act.
How fucking STUPID are you?? Nobody kidnapped Katharine Jackson. She is a more-than-grown woman who needed a break, and went to a spa on doctor's orders. As for MJ's bratty, spoiled adopted kids, no one--least of all Janet--treated them like shit. They live like royalty in that big house and are VERY well taken care of. Paris needed to be told a thing or two with those silly rants she put on Twitter last year, and it's safe to say that her father would be very disappointed with her sassy behavior. The little twit even went on record as saying that Janet didn't hit her OR call her a bitch, but she's lucky Janet IS her aunt, because some other aunt WOULD have slapped her, and dared her to call the police.
Oh, and as for MJ's money--Janet is worth upwards of $150 million on her own, dear. Her dearly departed brother's money she does not need.
- Who's that queen with the baby-girl eyes standing with Janet Jackson in OP's photo? He looks vaguely familiar.
- baby-girl eyes? lol
- OP, we love you!
Janet has an ass bigger than Dubai, she always has had. It is genetic. More and more these days Janet is looking like Mama Jackson without the limp.
It's a shame her last two record labels fired her before her contract ran out, and now she has no label to record with---not that anyone is noticing her abscence except JANBOT.
- For the DUMMY at R33:
Janet Jackson is a legend and an icon. Pop stars, male and female, still reference her as an inspiration, mimick her style and dance moves and remake her songs. As for her record deals, she LEFT Virgin once the landmark $80 million record deal she signed in the '90s was complete. Also, she ASKED to be let out of her Def Jam contract, but not before giving them a #1 album. So, you see, no one fired her, nitwit. And you're right--she's always had a round bubble butt, and she was known for having one when Kim Kardashian was still just a kid running around in her mommy and daddy's backyard with a pacifier, and J-Lo was just a young, unknown Puerto Rican chica in the Bronx.
Janet will record when she's ready to record, sweetie. She does not need a label, but she could get signed to one whenever she's ready because she's JANET-ACADEMY-AWARD-NOMINATED-100-MILLION-RECORDS-SOLD-EVERY-TEEN-ACT-OF-TODAY-ON-HER-JOCK-FANS-ALL-OVER-THE-WORLD-$150-MILLION-WORTH-MTV-ICON-MORE-BILLBOARD-AWARDS-THAN-ANY-OTHER-ARTIST-SIGNER-OF-TWO-OF-THE-BIGGEST-RECORD-DEALS-IN-HISTORY-MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON.
- [quote]How fucking STUPID are you?? Nobody kidnapped Katharine Jackson. She is a more-than-grown woman who needed a break
- Somebody get me an iron!
- Thanks OP. You've awakened the unhinged JJ troll.
- Hey OP. Where is your billionaire boy friend.......thought so.
- "She has such a sweet smile."
Oh, come on. When she smiles she looks like the Grinch when he gets his wonderful, awful idea.
- The Grinch? Bitch, please. Janet has a more beautiful, glowing smile than any other slag in Hollywood.
- Janbot is like Beetlejuice. Say it three times and it shows up. Aaaaaaaah!
- Go sit on a thumbtack, R41.
- Hate this fat bitch.
- [quote]Hey OP. Where is your billionaire boy friend.......thought so
Right. Haters are always gonna hate...
- The billionaire isn't bad looking, for a billionaire.
- [quote]Hate this fat bitch.
Thank goodness Queen Janet isn't cursed to know you, because it's likely she'd hate you too. Oh, and she ain't fat...
Janet, rocking her Michelle Obama look
- Okay, Janbot. Let's leave her appearance...issues..out of the discussion. This woman abandoned her child to pursue her career and do blow with everyone else in the '80s. Sorry, I don't respect that.
- [quote]This woman abandoned her child to pursue her career and do blow with everyone else in the '80s. Sorry, I don't respect that
And you obviously don't respect the truth, either, because that's not it. Janet Jackson never had a child. It's just a silly urban legend that has been around for over 20 years. She got heavy around mid-late 1985 due to the birth control pills she was taken (as she stated in her #1 NY Times Bestseller TRUE YOU). Any woman who takes birth control pills will tell you that it seriously fucks with your body and metabolism. I know women who were paper thin and, after going on the pill, blow up like a house. Hell, even the timeline of when Janet "supposedly" had this "kid" is way off. She left Fame in mid 1985, and began working on "Control" not long after. She would not have had time to be whisked off to some secret location to have a baby, get back to the states, and begin working on an album. It doesn't even make sense. In 1985-1986, Janet was busy in Minneapolis, recording the album that would make her career. No babies involved.
- That is, birth control pills she was "taking"
- Agree R27
But I don't think she looks fat. She just needs to learn to crack her walnuts instead of storing them in her cheeks.
- Agree with what, R50? R27's rant is nothing but a bunch of baseless lies. And her cheeks are fine.
- Janet has always had "high cheekbones" as they call them, since she was a child. All of her brothers have them, especially Jackie, Jermaine and Randy. Even when Janet lost a ton of weight about ten years ago, she still had very prominent cheekbones.
- Right. The high cheekbones are a Jackson trait. And hers are always plump.
- [quote]Hey OP. Where is your billionaire boy friend.......thought so
lol! Gotta love it!!
- Janet fat? Bitches, please. Still in shape and GORGEOUS, and putting the other chicks to shame. Here is the Queen dressed to be honored at tonight's amfAR event during NYC Fashion Week...
- Onstage at amfAR event -- 2/6/2013
- Ahem...Janbot, you do realize you are trolling and no one gives a shit anymore right? You actually bore people.
- Actually, nitwit R58, I think you're the opposite of bored. Anyway, if you were so bored, then why would you come into the thread? I'll give YOU a little hint. Because you LOVE her. Now go fuck yourself.
- Notice she's always wearing black? That's to hide her fat.
- Do you want to know the biggest difference between me and Janet? I mean other than the obvious one of my being talented.
Every ounce I dropped she put on. Girl is fat. FFFFFFAAAAAATTTT!
And if you like her, I do feel for you.
- [quote]Notice she's always wearing black? That's to hide her fat.
Janet in Cannes, 2012. You basic bitches could only dream...
- [quote]Do you want to know the biggest difference between me and Janet?
Other than #1 albums, #1 Hot 100 hits and groundbreaking tours and videos?
[quote]Every ounce I dropped she put on.
I don't think so, Chaka. You and Janet have both slimmed down a great deal since this photo from 2009 where the two of you are posing with Faye Dunaway, Prince Azim of Brunei and some unknown guy, but in the who's slimmer than who for 2013 contest, Janet is the clear winner
- Janbot, can you tell us a little bit about yourself - other than you Janet obsession? I find you sort of fascinating.
(For the record janet is one of the three "pop princess" albums I own. The Bodyguard Soundtrack and The Fame Monster being the other two. So I'm not a hater at all.)
- R62 - Great job and picture! Not much to argue about looking at her in both black AND white. Beautiful . . .
- Ahem R65? Bad boob job.
- LOL r60.
Well done OP.
- She looks like E.T.
- LOL @ Janet being worth 150 million bucks!!
- Her Wiki says she was fired (let go) by two of her record labels for underperforming sales. She peaked too early, and now no one even remembers who she was or what she did---it was decades ago.
- How many gallons of BBQ sauce does Janet consume in one year?
- Much to hard to calculate r71.
- Sorry to disappoint so many of you, but here's a pic of Janet taken at tonight's amfAR thing -- she's not fat.
- Let me try that again...
- Janet who?
- Janet's 2013 "World Tour":
Atlantic City, NJ
- I hope you aren't serious, R76
- Not a fangurl or fanatic...I just think she can be really beautiful when all " together" and I really like that look several posts up with her hair close cropped and natural! Looks awesome
- She's the only Jackson I even pay any attention to...
- Janet looks better with curves.
- She has that bulging vein in her forehead all the time. Her bad tit job is horrifying. Why does she insist on showing off the dent?
She's officially one of those crazy Jackson's. no going back now. She practically retired anyway. Doubt she cares.
- I bet her IQ is really low.
- Cool..Janet is wearing the "janet braids"
- Bowling ball head
- Who's fatter, Janet or Michelle Obama's wide ass?
- "The Grinch? Bitch, please. Janet has a more beautiful, glowing smile than any other slag in Hollywood."
Bitch, the photo in your link is photoshopped within an inch of its life, hence her "glowing (a smile that "glows?)" smile. God, you're a fucktard.
- I think Madonna and Janet should do a song together.
- [quote]Janet will record when she's ready to record, sweetie. She does not need a label, but she could get signed to one whenever she's ready because she's JANET-ACADEMY-AWARD-NOMINATED-100-MILLION-RECORDS-SOLD-EVERY-TEEN-ACT-OF-TODAY-ON-HER-JOCK-FANS-ALL-OVER-THE-WORLD-$150-MILLION-WORTH-MTV-ICON-MORE-BILLBOARD-AWARDS-THAN-ANY-OTHER-ARTIST-SIGNER-OF-TWO-OF-THE-BIGGEST-RECORD-DEALS-IN-HISTORY-MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON.
- can someone start a thread about Chris Christie's weight.
- I can't tell if Janbot is for real or just parodying twitards, etc.
- At least Janet doesnt look like this:
- LOL @ MTV ICON.
If you are talking about the show, that was terrible. She deserved better then that show.
- Janet looks like she's been hitting the bottle real hard
- R44 , Janet looks fabulous in that picture.
- Couldn't have happened to a nicer person!
- [quote]Great job and picture! Not much to argue about looking at her in both black AND white. Beautiful . .
Thanks! So true! Janet is GORG in any color she wears.
Janet is probably worth over $150 million now, because a clause in her landmark Virgin deals saw to it that she would gain control of her Virgin masters in 2013. At the rate her songs are remade and sampled, she will be rolling in even more bank in the future.
- [quote]Her Wiki says she was fired (let go) by two of her record labels for underperforming sales.
Which wiki were YOU reading? The one I read says what actually happened--She left Virgin when her $80 record deal had been satisfied, and IDJ absolved her contract at her request. She still gave them a #1 album, though.
[quote]She peaked too early, and now no one even remembers who she was or what she did---it was decades ago
My goodness, you are STUPID...
- [quote]Janbot, can you tell us a little bit about yourself - other than you Janet obsession? I find you sort of fascinating.
I'm into the arts (acting, writing, drawing), and I love music and film. My job isn't my true passion, but I do like what I do. However, I'm working toward doing what I actually love to do for a living. Pop music is probably my favorite genre, but I love all kinds of music.
- Bad, bad tit job.
- Her tits are fine.
- If you want a bad tit job, look at Tori Spelling.
- Janet's tits sag like those you see of women in National Geographic, sag, sag, sag. She got so fat repeatedly she wrecked her tits.
- Janet's tits.
- Janet's pussy.
- Dent in Janet's tit.
- Thank you! R104 and R105 !!
- R107, thanks for the pic. That pic shows, looking at the cleavage, that chubby Janet has two different sized tits!!!
- Her pussy and asshole are so ashy. There's more nude sunbathing photos. She also rolls over and plays the drums on her ass. It's really gross.
- Janbot, I love you gurl!
No really! I do. You are fierce and consistent. I love those qualities in a bitch!
- Janbot is pretty interesting and is most definitely Janet's number 1 fan. Janbot, which one of Janet's songs is your favorite? Also, do you think Ciara is a modern day Janet?
- Janbot, what should be Janet's next move?
I love all that she's done but girl is getting near 50. I don't want her to try to compete with the twentysomethings - she is fabu on her own.
I'd love to see her do something a little more mature - nothing too slow or sad but even a little jazz influenced stuff....Her voice is perfect for the kind of stuff Zero 7, etc. do, I think.
- Thanks darlings R111, R112 and R113. Some of these bitches in here (namely R103-R110) are peasants who are insanely jealous of Janet's beauty and style. The only thing gross they see is their own reflections in the mirror.
I have so many favorite Janet songs that I can't pick just one. As for Ciara, she is one of many modern-day Janets (Britney is another). When Ciara first hit the scene, she was being touted as the new Janet. She is talented, but I'm not sure the scope of her talent is as versatile as Janet's. She, like many of today's pop/R&B performers, has cited Janet as an influence many times over, so there's that. I would love for her to experiment with Brazillian jazz on her next CD, as it is one of her favorite genres, and she's spoken several times over the years about possibly exploring that type of music in her own work.
- [quote]are peasants who are insanely jealous of Janet's beauty and style.
Oy vey! Perhaps some folks just don't particularly like her music and whole dysfunctional family.
- [quote]Perhaps some folks just don't particularly like her music and whole dysfunctional family.
Which is still no excuse for all the vile comments said about the woman on here at times.
[quote]Bitch, the photo in your link is photoshopped within an inch of its life, hence her "glowing (a smile that "glows?)" smile. God, you're a fucktard.
No, sweetie. You CLEARLY take the crown for fucktardness. Anyone with eyes and half a brain in his/her head knows that Janet's smile is gorgeous--no photoshop needed.
- R111 (JANBOT) is posting to HIMSELF! Uncovered by Trolldar.
- LOL, major FAIL on your part R117, but thanks for playing, boo. Anyone who trolldars me in this thread can clearly see that I am not R111.
- I'm R111 and also R113 - and I am NOT Janbot.
But you can call me Miss Jackson if you're nasty!
- LOVE you, R119!
- janbot, do you have a photo of yourself we can see?
- I'd like to oblige, but I can't give myself away, R121.
- Show us that pussy pic of Janet again. Can never get enough whale meat in America.
- [quote]Can never get enough whale meat in America.
Which is why no one wants to see your mother on a nude beach.