He's terribly butch on the gym floor, joking about chicks he'd fuck and discussing la minutiae of football games with his straight muscle boys. He's even taken to mentoring some of the teens looking for bodybuilding advice. If his boys could see him slutting around the sauna/steam after working out every night, they'd think twice about being associated with him. He ignores me on the gym floor and in the sauna because he knows that I know his dirty little secret. Help me devise a plan to out this DL guy. Someone needs to take this closet case down, and I've decided it's to be me.
OP failed to nail him in the steam room, right?
Why it's his business, don't be that fucking annoying gay dude who outs every guy they suspect is gay. Dude might not even be gay and you might get your ass beat.
Why can't gay men carry themselves with pride, dignity and respect for their natural masculinity?
Instead they gossip like a bunch of teen girls, embarrassing.
Was it R2 you were talking about OP?
You're a jealous vicious queen, OP. I'm guessing you're nowhere close to being in his league. Only demented harpies act like you.
There was a guy at my gym that did the same schtick. I told a (sexy) friend about him and i got the friend a day pass and he waited one evening and followed him into the steam. My friend played with him a bit, and came on his leg and left him high and dry. Thing is, he was TINY MEAT!
After that, my friend and I made a point of working out together so the guy would know we knew each other.
It was priceless. The expression was mortification..
OP, set up a hidden camera in the steam room. Then coyly, like a cat, let your towel drop, then bend over pretending to pick it up while demurely presenting your irresistible hole. After the dirty deed is recorded put it on your I-phone and offer to show it to anyone who will put up with your pestering.
One of you must be named Julie, right?
Okay. The OP's target is a nice guy who mentors annoying teens, and the OP goes around trying to ruin the lives of strangers.
So who needs to be taken down?
OP, are you sure you aren't dreaming about high school?
OP is clearly showing signs of his long untreated gonorrhea.
Mentoring teens? Is that what we're calling it now?
Get a fucking life, OP.
Lot of nervous, entitled closet cases at Datalounge. I'm reminded of that video his boss took of the dude masturbating at work and instead of feeling bad that he was caught misbehaving, he tried to make it seem like his employer misbehaved.
OP is pissed because he isn't wanted. Well, he'll just show that "terribly butch" thing a thing or two! Damn douche. He'll sis and priss about that gym and someday he'll get bitch-slapped to the damn floor. Maybe then his hearts' desire will take pity on him and give him a towel and a tumble.
Eew! Heart's desire ... can type, didn't proof.
"He's terribly butch on the gym floor, joking about chicks he'd fuck and discussing la minutiae of football games with his straight muscle boys. He's even taken to mentoring some of the teens looking for bodybuilding advice"
Is his name Larry Sandusky?
You could always shock him by getting a life, OP.
Maybe do it on a national talk show...what could go wrong?
Is he that slut that posts as 'anonymous', OP?
What gym? Where is this taking place?
OP, you have a bigger problem than your target. Leave him alone. If he's be embarrassed, allow it to be by his own deceit. Please don't participate in hurting another person, even if you are jealous beyond your own perception.
Whatever your target is saying or doing is his way of coping with his daily life. He doesn't need your input of debasing information to destabilize his personal life. You are not part of his world. Leave him alone. You will regret damaging this guys reputation for the rest of your life.
Seek some help for yourself. You possess a depth of vile meanness that indicates an even greater need for attention than your target.
I love all the hysterics about this. Dude is apparently a closet case who trolls for dick in the steam room. OP is obviously way too end to this but a lot of you sound like pathetic closet cases yourself to be defending him. Idk, no respect for adult closet cases, it is just being a coward.
OP, Apple sells a $49 iPod. You purchase music using your computer and then 'sync' the music to your iPod.
Load up on Etta James, play it during your workouts, and sing, sing, sing along.
Your closet case will be so jealous he'll join in and give himself away.
She's that good.
I have an idea, OP. When you go to the gym, why don't you do what the place was intended for, like working out, instead of creating a lot of unneccsary gay drama.
OP, I want you to march up to him on the weight room floor, and in you best Isabella Rosselinni voice, point to him and loudly announce, "HE PUT HIS DISEASE IN ME!" Then, sink slowly to the ground and weep for no less than 20 minutes.
This should solve ALL of your problems.
[quote] in you best Isabella Rosselinni voice, point to him and loudly announce, "HE PUT HIS DISEASE IN ME!"
Tears! Tears on the side of my face!
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