Chris Pratt cast in "Guardians of the Galaxy"

Sorry Lee Pace!

http%3A//www.deadline.com/2013/02/chris-pratt-getting-guardians-of-the-galaxy-lead/



• His poor body - he got all muscular and ripped for Zero Dark Thirty, then put back on all his weight + more for his next movie role (which you could see in a recent Parks and Rec - wow), now he's going to have to go back the other direction again ...

• Ripped or not, I'd much rather fuck Chris Pratt than anemic Lee Pace. Pratt seems like he'd make you laugh... and then throw you a mean, hard fuck.

• Chris is my new "hottie" obsession. His fit/fat body...big fat ass.. oh I'm dying!! I would drink this man dry!

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• It will flop. Bet money on it.

• Here's Criss Pratt for R2 to enjoy:

  http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20121120/560.pratt.ls.122012.jpg

  while I stick to Lee Pace