Please, like any one of you wouldn't sell your niece into white slavery for the chance to even touch his pecs.
I'm sure his loss was all a setup by him. He loves nothing more than stripping down and parading himself for publicity.
And there's something seriously wrong with his abdomen. It's all mottled.
From the looks of that basket, he's all potatoes and no meat.
Doesn't Tom Cruise have a similarly deformed torso?
Whats up is that belly? Dose not look right. He always was a Juice Head even back in high school days.
Regis is his #1 fan.
You guys are NUTS. The guy has a beautiful torso, not to mention ass, that would be the envy of every straight man and the desire of every straight woman and gay man. He is shtunning.
Jesus, it looks like his stomach muscles have freakin' cellulite! WTF? Plus, he's got REPUBLICAN FUCK-WAD written all over him.
No thanks. Give me a nice, decent looking, pudgy Democrat any day. I'll pass on Mr. Lopez.
As soon as I saw the pics, I thought there was something weird about his abdomen, and I guess I'm not alone. All those ugly striations. Is that lipo, or steroids, or both?
[quote]Eliminate all the words after "loses" and before "briefs" and end the sentence there.
Mario Lopez loses briefs and a football helmet (PHOTOS)
Nice ass, but I actually find the rest of the body an overdone turnoff.
R23, You're nuts. Sorry, but you are.
You missed the part about "end the sentence there." That is, after "briefs."
The headline would have been so much better if it had been: Mario Lopez loses bet, has to be fucked in the ass by hung black stud.
R30 Better yet, "Mario Lopez loses bet, has to fuck Chris Culliver in the ass."
It's ok R23, you hate yourself we get it.
sorry, but his body is gross in those pics
lay off the gym sweetie, papi
Speak for yourself R23, he is not "stunning" by most standards. There are far, far better looking gay men out there.
Maybe you confusing stunning with steroidal?
I was expecting to feel mildly guilty for finding him hot. Instead, I am mildly disturbed and grossed out. Not pretty at all!
Those pics are gross. He leaned out waaaay to much. That 5% body fat only works on competition body builders, and they only do it right before a competition. He is not bulked up enough muscle for that kind of display so just gross.
Tiny little nipples. He wanted to lose. Nothing but a free commercial for his underpants line.
I thought I saw him at the museum. This is his next gig:
yeah, I'd fuck him and suck him, etc.
But then again, I'm not too picky.
But call it like it is gents: his body is kind of gross. The abs are weird. As someone else said, Tara Reid weird.
Watching now, he's so small, all the co-hosts and guests tower over him. No wonder he wants big muscles to over compensate.
Is there anything this desperate attention whore won't do for publicity? This whole "I lost a bet" story is just another thinly disguised excuse for a photo op. We've seen him without his clothes off more often than Lindsay Lohan has been arrested. He's like the straight version of Reichen. I actually think he has a nice enough gym body, but his cheesy, fake personality, colossal narcissism combined with a total lack of talent are quite a turn off.
Yes, hideous. Absolutely hideous. I'd sooner be DP-ed by Bruce Vilanch and Nathan Lane than get within ten feet of ugly Mario.
Did he forget how to spell "Rated M"?
And I love how you can buy all sorts of clothes in the photos, except the purple underwear!
I'm free Thursday, R44!
Pretty much agree with all the posters. Kind of gross body. Attention whore. No talent. What finally tipped me over into "He's gross" territory were those Christmas pics of him decorating his tree in his underwear with his little daughter staring up at his ass! Remember those? She was sort of at the bottom of the ladder looking up at his crack. It was wierd, inappropriate and skeevy. Total attention whore.
Hey Mario! Try more gum!
What a loser.
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He has a nice body but the stomach is off. It must be lipo. People who work out have ABS. This guy has nothing. If you even did a few sit ups or crunches, he would have some abdominal development.
This guy has none. It is like Lance Armstrong. It must be lipo that does that.
[quote]Very cute sexy guy with too many muscles to appeal to me.
I DIDN'T MAKE HIM FOR [italic]YOU!!![/italic]
His abs look fine in the middle standing picture as he loses his coat--it's the fact that he's running rather than posing that make them look odd.
That's how you look when you have zero body fat. Not pretty. He has a nice little booty though.
What a hot dude!
Lopez works hard; his body is in excellent condition. Yeah, he looks a bit like he takes steroids, but maybe not. Might just be how it looks when he's in motion
But it's not Lopez's physical appearance that bothers me; it's whatever head trip he's on. He may have "lost" the bet, but losing to him is winning. He loves stripping down and showing off. He seems like a vapid, attentionn-seeking famewhore.
I agree this was something he was going to do regardless.
He's not an actor, or he never would have taken his current gig as the host of a stupid infotainment show. He just wants to be in the public eye so people can admire how pretty he is.
He's sure not masculine, but he is straight. Go figure.
How on earth is he 39 years old? He looks 26. I saw him close up in person a few years ago and I would have guessed he was 24.
He's not a Republican. He IS Catholic, but he's not Republican. There IS a Republican leader who happens to be named Mario Lopez but he is fat. Not the hot show biz Mario Lopez.
He definitely doesn't look like he's in his 20's, R65.
He looks like he overdid it on the fat-burning supplements. His midsection looks like a tight-stretched sack of rippled tan cellophane.
He'd be hotter (imho) with 5 extra natural lbs on his frame, and a light dusting of natural fur.
I think he could stand to gain some fat too. Mario, if youre reading this Id love to feed you Mexican food until you get fat
[quote]He's not an actor
What's that you say?
He's a cutie
He should gain 10-20 pounds.
It creeps me out when an asshole like him, fame whore, plans this out, calls the media onhimself and pretends it wasn't planned.
Is that all there is?
If that's all there is, my dear then let's keep dancing...
I hardly consider running through The Grove in front of a bunch of EXTRA cameras "running through the city."
[quote]He's not a Republican. He IS Catholic, but he's not Republican.
You're flat out wrong. Mario Lopez has been an open supporter of the Republican Party in the past. He voted Republican in 2008 and told Barack Obama to his face that he was doing so when he interviewed him.
He also appeared on Mike Huckabee's show a couple of years ago to talk about his Republicanism.
Lopez did attend the Latino event at the time of Obama's inauguration last month, but I don't know if that means he changed his mind or whether he just attended because he was a Latino entertainer and it was open to all, regardless of affiliation.
Eww. He looks like a burn victim.
In a recent interview he talks about going to Church every week, despite admitting to Howard Stern that he cheated on Ali Landry in 2004 at his bachelor party the week before they got married, and despite getting his current wife pregnant before they got married.
Typical Newt Gingrich hypocrite on family values.
[quote]I hardly consider running through The Grove in front of a bunch of EXTRA cameras "running through the city."
Well then, you just CAN'T be satisfied, can you Myrtle Mae?
Thanks OP, I just came all over my face. It was a good one.
His body looks like a rotisserie chicken or some shit.
They love you madly want you badly Mario. 80 comments and counting.
Of course he is cute. Of course he is a fame whore. Tell me please who the hell is not a fame whore on TV or in the media?
[quote]Tell me please who the hell is not a fame whore on TV or in the media?
SERIOUS attention whore. Wasn't it about 10 years ago that he promised to stop posting shirtless, etc. I guess pantsless and shirtless is different.
He shoulda been naked.
I hate guys who only work out down to their knees. He's got huge thighs and below his knees are toothpicks.
What TV show is he on?
You did not specify television only at r82, r87. You added "or in the media"--and film was considered a medium the last time I checked.
I heard he's a rapist.
I figured the skin on his abs looked weird in these photos because the photos were taken in the middle of a stride *shrug*. I think when he's relaxed and not running, his body looks 'normal' (well, technically 'great' but whatever)
But anyway his apparent vanity is really unhot for such a technically hot man. The hottest men IMO are those who are hot like Mario but also modest and even if they do know they're hot, don't always go around acting as though they know it.
Mario would be one to use for the odd good time till you were bored and then toss aside.
very hot dude
[quote]Tell me please who the hell is not a fame whore on TV or in the media?... Daniel Day-Lewis.
Honey, if that were true, you'd "Daniel Day Lewis couldn't be here tonight, I accept this ward on his behalf." You don't.