Epitaph on your gravestone...

I understand and I wish to continue.

• Where I'm from nobody knows. Where I am going, everyone goes.

• I told you I was sick.

• Can't you hear me knocking?

• Pardon me for not getting up.

• Patsy was fabulous

• I wonder...

• Fuck The Living

• I lived and now I'm dead

• Seriously?

• You are now now rocking with Will I. Am and Britney Bitch

• I died in a grease fire.

• In his heyday as a gayling in the late 70s, he dropped at least 700 hits of acid - and over his lifetime had more than 2,000 sexual partners. And he relished it all with never a pang of guilt.

• You Can Have My Stuff

• Having a great time, wish you were dead.

  IM

• "Epitaph on your gravestone" is redundant, OP.

• Lived a roulette wheel

• What a waste.

• R15 don't you mean reductive?

  Lady%20Gaga

• Epitomb

  Patsy

• This way out

• She did all she could

• Patsy's stone

• 'Funny' epitaphs never hold up, as do drawings of the dead one's favorite hobbies. I have actually seen a gravestone with an etching of a six-pack of beer on it. It was the gravesite of a teenage boy who likely, died while driving drunk. I'm sure the family thought that they were honoring the boy as "that's the way he would have wanted it." I've also seen engravings of off-road vehicles on gravestones. Here, the family is proclaiming that "he went out doing what he loved most." The so-called inside jokes do NOT hold up either. One failed line engraved on some old fart's headstone read "Oopsy, now that was a bad decision." Please people, cemeteries are precious spaces that need to be respected, not defiled with your corn-pone input.

• You must live in the south.

• I can see up your dress.

• “Death is a debt to nature due, which I have paid and so must you.”

• You're stepping on my dick!

• The image of a skull along with the words "Et in Arcadia Ego."

• R23=sick cemetery fetishist. I didn't write this epitaph FOR YOU. Here's mine: What the fuck are you looking at? Mind your own damn business!

• I have instructed my family - when I am gone, I am gone, no headstone or burial plot needed. Cremate me and spread my ashes into the ocean.

• Hisssssssssssss!

• R9=Julianne Moore

• How's My Hair?

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• Does this headstone make me look fat?

• Fred's Buried

  Ain%27t%20Nothin%27%20Happen%27%20Now

• Brave people have nothing to fear until they meet cowards

• My other grave is a Rolls Royce.

• I will never forget it! My boyfriend Ernie said to me the other night, he said "Soph! I'm going to get you a headstone that says 'Here lies Soph, cold as usual"! And I said to him, "Ernie, I'm going to get you a headstone that reads, 'Here lies Ernie: Stiff at last!"

  Sophie%20Tucker

• Frank Sinatra's says,"The best is yet to come." Cute.

• She adored all things CHANEL.

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• "Keep off the Grass"

• BRB ;-)

• I'm Coming To Get You, Barbara

• "I Told You I Was Ill" was what Spike Milligan famously wanted on his headstone, and they actually did put it on there but in Latin (he was an Irish Catholic and they take these things a lot more seriously than we Americans.)

• R2, that's taken by B.P. Richards, Key West. Mine: At least it's not snowing.

• "Meh"

• Strange, is it not? that of the myriads who Before us pass'd the door of Darkness through, Not one returns to tell us of the Road, Which to discover we must travel too.

  Omar

• Your advertising here! Petting zoo straight ahead...

• Here lies (insert name here). He was unable to suspend his disbelief.

• I eat shit.

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• My gave is a redundancy, it is a hole in hole.

• Now ALL of Me Stinks

  Cheryl

• Omar is going to have to leave an endowment to get that much chiseled on a headstone.

• Don't wait up for me - this might take a while.

• Well,...That sucked!

• "Protected by the Ejaculation of Serpents"

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• "No memory of having starred, atones for later disregard, Or keeps the end from being hard."

  R%20Frost

• Coming Back Soon

• "That's not funny, you idiot." - R 1

• What are you waiting for? Start dancing.

• Here I lie Cold and dead A marble stone At my head I lived and laughed Flirted and cried I kissed some boys With eyes open wide Ponder my life It went so fast Enjoy yours now It will not last

  Iced Iced Baby

• So what's the deal with this thread? It was deleted and now has come back from the dead (no pun intended)? But the post on deleted threads has now been deleted! The webmaster doth work in mysterious ways.

• I will NOT be back after this short message.

• I APPLAUD ALL OF YOUR RESPONSES, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST CLEVEREST THREAD IN A LONG TIME AND YOU ALL DESERVE CHAMPAGNE ON ME.

• "I Wish I'd Spent More Time at the Office."

• Thread Deleted.

• Yay it's back

• Biker born, biker bred, and when I die, I'll be biker dead.

• At last!! Target weight!!!!

  Fatty%20McFatterson

• I can look up your caftan!

• Am I there yet?

• "Still No Thinner"

• shreeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeek

  Gilbert%20Gayling

• My real name is Cheryl.

• I'll Be Back SHIRLEY MACLAINE

• farm-raised, corn-raised, hand-spanked.

• No Vacancy

• "Is it hot down here or is it just me?"

• "WTF?"

• "Do Not Open Till Judgement Day"

• Fuck You All, I Left My Fortune To The Humane Society.

• Come Weep Come Mourn Com-Post

• For Gods' Sake Don't Open That Box Under My Bed !"

• Presenting My Hole !

• Will this movie EVER start?

• She had her moments, she had some style...

• What the hell happened?

• Shhhh.

• Childish epithet posted by a bigoted tool