Where I'm from nobody knows. Where I am going, everyone goes.
I told you I was sick.
Can't you hear me knocking?
Pardon me for not getting up.
Patsy was fabulous
Fuck The Living
I lived and now I'm dead
You are now now rocking with Will I. Am and Britney Bitch
I died in a grease fire.
In his heyday as a gayling in the late 70s, he dropped at least 700 hits of acid - and over his lifetime had more than 2,000 sexual partners. And he relished it all with never a pang of guilt.
You Can Have My Stuff
Having a great time, wish you were dead.
"Epitaph on your gravestone" is redundant, OP.
Lived a roulette wheel
What a waste.
R15 don't you mean reductive?
This way out
She did all she could
'Funny' epitaphs never hold up, as do drawings of the dead one's favorite hobbies.
I have actually seen a gravestone with an etching of a six-pack of beer on it. It was the gravesite of a teenage boy who likely, died while driving drunk.
I'm sure the family thought that they were honoring the boy as "that's the way he would have wanted it."
I've also seen engravings of off-road vehicles on gravestones. Here, the family is proclaiming that "he went out doing what he loved most."
The so-called inside jokes do NOT hold up either. One failed line engraved on some old fart's headstone read "Oopsy, now that was a bad decision."
Please people, cemeteries are precious spaces that need to be respected, not defiled with your corn-pone input.
You must live in the south.
I can see up your dress.
“Death is a debt to nature due, which I have paid and so must you.”
You're stepping on my dick!
The image of a skull along with the words "Et in Arcadia Ego."
R23=sick cemetery fetishist.
I didn't write this epitaph FOR YOU.
What the fuck are you looking at?
Mind your own damn business!
I have instructed my family - when I am gone, I am gone, no headstone or burial plot needed. Cremate me and spread my ashes into the ocean.
How's My Hair?
Does this headstone make me look fat?
Brave people have nothing to fear until they meet cowards
My other grave is a Rolls Royce.
I will never forget it! My boyfriend Ernie said to me the other night, he said "Soph! I'm going to get you a headstone that says 'Here lies Soph, cold as usual"! And I said to him, "Ernie, I'm going to get you a headstone that reads, 'Here lies Ernie: Stiff at last!"
Frank Sinatra's says,"The best is yet to come."
She adored all things CHANEL.
"Keep off the Grass"
I'm Coming To Get You, Barbara
"I Told You I Was Ill" was what Spike Milligan famously wanted on his headstone, and they actually did put it on there but in Latin (he was an Irish Catholic and they take these things a lot more seriously than we Americans.)
R2, that's taken by B.P. Richards, Key West.
Mine: At least it's not snowing.
Strange, is it not? that of the myriads who
Before us pass'd the door of Darkness through,
Not one returns to tell us of the Road,
Which to discover we must travel too.
Your advertising here! Petting zoo straight ahead...
Here lies (insert name here). He was unable to suspend his disbelief.
I eat shit.
My gave is a redundancy, it is a hole in hole.
Now ALL of Me Stinks
Omar is going to have to leave an endowment to get that much chiseled on a headstone.
"No memory of having starred, atones for later disregard,
Or keeps the end from being hard."
Coming Back Soon
"That's not funny, you idiot." - R 1
What are you waiting for? Start dancing.
Here I lie
Cold and dead
A marble stone
At my head
I lived and laughed
Flirted and cried
I kissed some boys
With eyes open wide
Ponder my life
It went so fast
Enjoy yours now
It will not last
Iced Iced Baby
So what's the deal with this thread? It was deleted and now has come back from the dead (no pun intended)? But the post on deleted threads has now been deleted! The webmaster doth work in mysterious ways.
I will NOT be back after this short message.
I APPLAUD ALL OF YOUR RESPONSES, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST CLEVEREST THREAD IN A LONG TIME AND YOU ALL DESERVE CHAMPAGNE ON ME.
"I Wish I'd Spent More Time at the Office."
Yay it's back
Biker born, biker bred, and when I die, I'll be biker dead.