Gay men are bitter because

they don't have children around to brighten their lives. I read that somewhere!

• That's the thing I love most about being gay.

• And yet, over half of kids these days are living in broken households because straight couples have separated. In fact it's well over half, and around 60%.

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• OP, that's simply not true. Look at Michael Jackson.

• The longer I live, and watch how it worked out for my siblings, former classmates, and friends, the happier I am that I don't have children. Nor do I have to pay for their drug rehab, lawyers, expenses while they are in prison, child support payments, funerals, etc. Come to think of it, my elderly next door neighbor has already brought up her own children, although obviously not very well, then several of her grandchildren, and now at 77 years of age, she is caring for a great grandson and paying lots of expense for the burden. I'm well off to be childless.

• children are only cool when they're children. afterwards they hate you for being bad parents and you hate them for being failures.

• I teach little children and am gay, so do I count?

  *rolls%20eyes*

• Because they love lemonade!

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• Absolutely untrue!

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• Whoever said that has to be a hausfrau. That's the frau mentality what we loathe here on the Datalounge.

• Too much Angostura in their Manhattans.

• more bitter lemon in their whisky sours.

• um...no

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• You light up my life, you give me hope to carry on. You brighten my days and fill my nights with song...

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• Straight people are bitter because they are ruled by their children. So they have to come to DL,and try to stir-up shit. If more people chose not to have children the world would be a MUCH better place! Fuck off! Kisses!

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• I knew a lady that was so nice. Till her house got infested with bed bugs. She turned into a right bitch. So if you can turn into a bitter old bitch because of a bed bug infestation, you can only imagine how bitter old AIDS infested queens are

• Oh you mistake witty and call it bitter.

• You think I'm bitter now? You should see me around children.

• Gay men are bitter because they don't have tits and a pussy. Just sayin'.

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• Judy died before they could see her at Carnegie Hall...

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• R18, maybe you haven't noticed, but everybody has tits.

• Right r20, and a good set of pecs is as much of a turn-on as any set of boobs.

• Having a baby is the ultimate selfish act.

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