I often call her up just to chat and see what she thought about this week's episode of "Supernatural," OP. Sometimes we just chat for hours, especially when she's luxuriating in her bubble bath.
I certainly don't.
She came by the house the other week. She said once she took all her fat, unloaded it on Al and then left him at that gas station and drove away, she hasn't looked back.
She comes by once a week to re-apply those Parental Advisory stickers on my CDs.
I heard that Nana mouskouri frequently calls her.
She lives down the hall from me. ...we get together every morning to watch I Love Lucy and Golden Girls. I have my coffee, she drinks Irish Breakfast tea, strong, with 1 teaspoon of sugar. We also have sourdough toast with Laughing Cow Light Swiss spreadable cheese.
Lucy was supposed to marry Al Gore but Gary talked her out of it.
So is Al getting laid on a regular basis now?
I sure did kinda wish he was gay.
Let's just say Global Warming hasn't gotten "down there" yet.
You've only seen the tipper the iceberg, is all I'm saying.
Tipper and I were pretty chummy there for a while, but she embarrassed me so much the last time we went out. We both had a little too much wine and began loudly singing all of the songs on the P.M.R.C.'s "Filthy 15 List". By the time we got halfway through Prince's "Darling Nikki", Tipper was ripping off her blouse and becoming beligerent. She made a total fool of herself in front of everyone in Bennigan's. I was so embarrassed that I have been avoiding her calls for months...
That kiss was such a "doth protest a bit much", over-stated and reaching moment.
Yeah, I like Tipper, but when she brought over all that Amway stuff, I thought it was time for us to take a break.
Yes, all the time. She often has little tips for me to try to help with my issues down there. She's a doll!
Thanks for the link, R9. Now that Al has sold Current TV to Al Jezeerah, his net worth is greater than Mitt Romney's. I understand he makes sure Tipper is well taken care of and his kids want for nothing.I saw him on TV recently, and yes, he looks like a beached whale with all that girth, but he is also very calm and seems happy.
[quote]I heard that Nana mouskouri frequently calls her.
I haven't heard about Nana for years.