Who Will Beyonce Convince Us She Isn't This Week?

Last week she proved she's no Whitney or Madonna - who will it be Beyonce tries to be (and fails) this week?

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• "Lyfe iz butt a draym"

  On da HBO. y'all.

• educated

• a person who gave birth to another human being

• Michael Moore

• Cheryl

• HAHAHA! This rich young sexy woman wants to trade places with an old granny that doesn't know when her day has come.

  Yeah, sure..I want to be Madonna

• Billionaire Beyonce will continue to be Billionaire Beyonce, while you continue on with your pathetic, miserable existence. Toodles!

• A film star.

  Because that sure as shit hasn't happened.