Have you ever accidentally fucked your buddy's wife and kids>

This happened to me in Target today. It was SO embarrassing!

• Thank you! I just laughed for the first time in 3 days. Thank you.

• I've accidentally fucked my own kids. Don't ever take two Ambien.

• It's got it all! Wife, kids, family, and all the no-strings sex on the side with poor suckers like you!

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• I had the wife of a buddy at the gym. I'm 30 and he's 50, but very sexy daddy. Very fit, too. the wife was meh. I knew he was married with 3 kids . Mainly, I went down on him, ate his ass, fingered it, but he wouldn't let me kiss his wife and he didn't like it.

• the wife of my buddy asked me once, "if you are Peeing next to me here, can I do you again?" so I obliged.

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• This is all extremely embarrassing

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