Have you ever accidentally fucked your buddy's wife and kids>
This happened to me in Target today. It was SO embarrassing!
Thank you! I just laughed for the first time in 3 days. Thank you.
I've accidentally fucked my own kids.
Don't ever take two Ambien.
It's got it all! Wife, kids, family, and all the no-strings sex on the side with poor suckers like you!
I had the wife of a buddy at the gym. I'm 30 and he's 50, but very sexy daddy. Very fit, too. the wife was meh. I knew he was married with 3 kids . Mainly, I went down on him, ate his ass, fingered it, but he wouldn't let me kiss his wife and he didn't like it.
the wife of my buddy asked me once, "if you are Peeing next to me here, can I do you again?" so I obliged.