my superbowl party will be awesome

25 people coming over, making nachos and poutine, cranking it UP.

• Will you give a prize for Best Caftan?

• Are any of the guests cardiologists by chance?

• At my Super Bowl soriee, were serving only Veuve Clicquot brut, with our Odwalla O.J., for mimosas, Grey Goose martinis, with Santa Barbara Olive Co. olives, bought at Bristol Farms (while standing in line next to Miss Ross),Dean & Deluca crackers, to go with the pate', delivered this morning by Saveurs, along with Tsar Imperial Transmontanus ossetra cavier, from Petrossian, and for dessert, during Beyonce's performance, we have 'Lette's macarons, Sprinkle cupcakes, & Diddy Riese cookies - nothing too heavy, as we're all watching our weight - except for Miss Quinto, who can eat whatever she wants, and not gain an ounce....bitch.

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