That "open mouth" thing he does in photos is so odd. It's as if he's screaming "HEEEEEYYYYY!" right as the photo is taken. Does he think it makes him look hip?
There goes Andy, posting about himself again.
What's the Cubbyhole in the last pic where his mouth is open wide enough to easily take a 12x10 cock? Is that a gay bar?
No one wearing that costume would ever be considered wise.
His weight fluctuates a lot.
Good god, r5...wizened, as in shriveled or wrinkled with age.
His clothes are too tight. This bitch thinks he's an extra small. Cunt.
Those pictures represent a magazine GQ photo shoot?
-In years gone by they would have scrapped the whole thing, but economics being what they are I guess they can no longer do that, but he truly looks awful.
Some quotes from his GQ article. I like him even less now.
[quote]Good god, [R5]...wizened, as in shriveled or wrinkled with age. -- R7
The word wizened implies the wrinkles come with wisdom and experience. The word is not interchangeable with shriveled or wrinkled. For example, you would never describe a wrinkled and shriveled leather coat as wizened.
Does he really believe his own bullshit? So he thinks straight men love him because he gets their girlfriends playing drinking games? His show runs at 11 PM on a weeknight. He thinks adults are drinking tequila every time he says "the word of the day"? And that whole bit about stepping onto the trading room floor and it being "full of testosterone like a locker room" sounds like Andy projecting his fantasies.
She is, as usual, quite full of herself, and continues to market herself as a celebrity and a brand. Despite the fact that BRAVO ratings overall are actually down, some would say, in proportion to the amount of screen time that Miss Cohen has allotted herself.
She needs to get slapped hard, and then go away.
$$$$$996 for a fucking shirt? Are you serious?
Plaid finds a new audience. Sounds like something said during one of those fashion show scenes in an old movie from the 1950s.
Is he considered A list gay? He's certainly higher up the gay food chain than Reichen.
A list? Really?
Dead, cremated porn performers are higher up the gay food chain than Fraulein Reichen.
R10's link shows two things:
1. Perez Hilton has gone from irreverent snark to insufferable, fawning sycophant; and
2. Nobody goes to his website anymore.
Yes, I think it's safe to say that Reichen and the other "A-Listers" on LOGO are now working as cater-waiters at some of the events Cohen attends.
Unless they're too old to even compete for those jobs.
You know, Reichen released a statement that its all been fun, but he's going to law school.
I respect the fact that he's reinventing himself and not clinging to the last desperate bit of gaylebrity fame he has while pushing 40.
And you've gotta admit, if you looked like he does and got all those opportunities, you would've done the same things.
Poor Reichen. Starting a law career after 40 (he'll be 42 by the time he finishes) wouldn't be easy in the best of times, but anyone connected with the practice will tell you: this ain't the best of times. As in, there are NO jobs.
Cohen, Perez, and Reichen make it so very easy to ridicule them by sticking their necks out for fame and fortune.
I might be in the minority, but I think he's adorable. I'd fuck him. Granted, I don't have a tv so I've only seen photos of him, but he's cute. But holy fuck those shirts are expensive!!! Who would really pay that much for a shirt? Really?
How'd he get the hottest shoe shine boy in the universe in photo #4?
Love the plaid shirts. He'd look better if he buttoned the BOTTOM button of his sports coat instead of the TOP button, though.
Those photos couldn't look anymore tacky. And those outfits are hideous.
[quote]I don't have a tv
I'm sure you're just the type of guy Andy DREAMS of dating!
I've lost all respect for GQ.
I'll stick to Men's Heatlh.
$2000 for that shiny suit?????
The briefcase and socks scream "MARY!", the plaid shirt is NOT (I'll repeat that: N-O-T) the same as a nice bold check pattern, and maybe it's a personal thing, but tie clips scream "what a hick!" to me.
Andy's make-up person did him no favors on this shoot - it's almost like he looks chalky, and tan at the same time. RIP Way Bandy & Kevin Aucoin
The fake orange of his skin and superwhite of his teeth do him no favors.
[quote] How'd he get the hottest shoe shine boy in the universe in photo #4?
Clearly, he's a model hired for the shoot.
If you go to gq.com and watch the video of the shoot, Andy is deluded enough to think that the model will fuck him...
[quote]He's also had him on his show as a 'bartender'.
If the model in that GQ shoot is the same as the bartender, then he is Robby Stahl. He was a baseball player at Florida State (which is what the attached clip is from) but apparently not good enough to make a career of it because he's now a working model in NYC and obviously has caught the attention of Andy Cohen.
Isn't cock one of the things the guest bartender is supposed to serve on his show?
Where is Cohen going on vaca this week? Naomi said he's going to one of her favorite vacation spots, but I didn't hear them say where it was.
The photos of him not mugging and with his mouth shut look good.
He should quit mugging and keep his mouth shut at all non-sexual times.
Is this even legal?
He really should star in a comedy based on the "planet of the Apes' films.
I love the comment on Perez's site asking if he's got a glass eye! Frankly, he looks like he has two of them.
Ugly, smug, and stupid. Not a good combo.
Stop trying to make him happen.
He's kind of already happened...his show is pretty popular.
R36, he's in Brazil or he was a day or two ago, maybe they've moved on. I think he could be dating the guy who's standing to the left of him in this pic.
I thought GQ was for nice looking men, with good taste and style. This loser is strictly PWT.
[quote]Nobody goes to his website anymore.
Are you the same person who has been posting this about Perez for the past ten years?
Just because it gets posted over and over is even dumber than what Perez writes. It would be nice to see someone write a good gossip blog and take all his readers away but, sadly, he's still making plenty of money despite the silly claim that "Nobody goes to his website anymore."
He's strategically blocking all crotch shots in those photos.
I think he's precious, you all are just jealous bitches.
Why is this man so celebrated? He is a successful businessman, but is that all it takes? He's a self-promoting celebrity hound. His Housewives' franchise does nothing but appeal to the lowest common denominator amongst the viewing public. Its message tells women to marry well and let a man take care of you. In interviews Cohen comes across as over eager to please and dull.
What's the appeal?
True, this thread is rife with jealousy. He's a good looking, successful gay man who can fuck anyone he wants, a description which probably characterizes about .00001% of the posters on this board. So of course there's a lot of jealousy.
Andy Cohen is going to be criticized it doesn't matter what he does.
So he might as well be criticized for doing what he wants to do.
r51, but you just know it pisses him off that total strangers on the internet diss him for what he does when he thinks so highly of himself.
Andy was born in 67 I believe - 45-46 years old- way to old for the faux hawk he is sporting.
[quote]this thread is rife with jealousy. He's a good looking, successful gay man who can fuck anyone he wants
Probably most people wouldn't give him a second look when just passing him on the street.
How do you measure success r50? Would you be satisfied if all your success were based on Trash TV? If some of the dumbing down of America was the result of your work, would that make you proud?
You seem very easily impressed with trashy celebrity R50? Could you even recognize names like David Halberstam, Drew Gilpin Faust, Kevin Puts, David McCullough, Morton Gould,
or Rise Stevens?
"What's the Cubbyhole in the last pic where his mouth is open wide enough to easily take a 12x10 cock? Is that a gay bar?"
Actually it's a lesbian bar.
In this photo he shaped his mouth to look like a well-used vagina.
Other than his bank account, there's nothing to be jealous about.
Would anyone take his photo to a plastic surgeon and say, "I want to look like Andy Cohen"? And not many people would want to have business dealings with those Housewives.
As a TV producer, TV host, and author he can probably get a lot of guys in his bed, and they'll all have the same mentality as R 50.
It's sad that celebs who churn out garbage have reached a point where someone actually thinks intelligent people would be jealous of the man who drives the garbage truck.
R56 is green, read between the lines.
I hate colored socks with a suit
Celebrity in the 21st century is shit.
He's adorable, for a tv celebrity.
r58, but it connotes anti-establishment in those who very thoroughly a corporate dreg.
You all realize the clothes are GQ's doing, not Mr Cohen.
True R62, but he does wear that same look on his show every night - including the colorful socks...if he wears socks at all.
I did love this from the article:
[quote]A Miami Housewife, camera-ready, cuts the line and surprises Andy. He does seem surprised. And not as happy to see her as she is to see him. (This seems to be a common dynamic between Andy and many of the Bravolebrities: The adoration is mutual, but unbalanced. In many cases it seems Andy loves them like people love their pets, whereas the stars seem to love him like pets love the human who's rescued them from the pound.)
So Andy is with his BFF Anderson in Brazil - where's Ben? Where's Kelly & Mark?? Don't these "celebrities" (or "Bravo-lebrities" in Andy's case) travel in packs?
Andy has stated more than once he does not wear underwear. He is usually on trend with fashion but woefully out of his age group. He is mid 40's but dresses like he is 25 (including the afore mentioned faux hawk he sports) . He has one more than one occasion indulged in the bartender of the day.
He is now what he always wanted to be, famous. His on camera person is very likeable as is hs off camera charm when it's on. If you count his friends - they are all famous on some level. Try and find a Joe Schmo in his group of friends. Not going to happen. Of the housewives, he is friends with very few. Bethanny because she got very rich and is friends with Ellen, NeNe because she got roles on Glee and New Normal and is friends with Ryan Murphy. Those are connections where Andy can inject himself into more celebs lives. Lea Black is as well since she knows everyone famous.
Sounds like he's quite the snob and I always figured he wanted nothing to do with those housewives and others on Bravo who have made him rich.
[quote]If you count his friends - they are all famous on some level. Try and find a Joe Schmo in his group of friends. Not going to happen
One reason why he seems so fake.
This thread is filled with elderly assholes.
The fact Andy Cohen makes you aging dipshits so upset makes me LOVE HIM MORE.
Intelligent people aren't upset with Andy Cohen R69, that's why you will never be able to comprehend why people would rather see his shows gone from Bravo. Morons love his shows. He's just another fame whore like thousands of other fame whores that are seen every day on TV and in Hollywood.
The problem is with the size of Andy Cohen's audience. It's pathetic that there are so many trash-loving people who are attracted to the garbage he presents on TV. Only in America, do we find the huge amount of people who wallow in the slop and slime of the Housewives and other reality TV crap. It takes a modicum of intelligence to view the Cohen effect from that viewpoint. You won't get it R69.
R70 is right, what Cohen has done to Bravo is an embarrassment, doesn't matter how much money he has. No class or taste.
Honestly, how different is Cohen's show from old time talk shows like Merv Griffin or Dick Cavett? Those shows were before my time, but they had the same entertaining format.
R58-you prefer white?
They're cute pics, nice clothes. The urinal pic is sort of ridiculous. He looks good.
First i don't really think the plaid shirt is working.
His suits all look to small for him
A picture of a guy at a urinal?
Kinda a fail for me.
[quote]Andy has stated more than once he does not wear underwear.
Why do people feel the need to announce shit like that? Are we supposed to find him "edgy" because he doesn't wear underwear?
God, this old queen is so tiresome.
[quote]If you count his friends - they are all famous on some level. Try and find a Joe Schmo in his group of friends. Not going to happen.
I also noticed this. And I get the impression that even his "friends" find him tiresome too. He seems like such a tag-along who has no life of his own.
I see old people!
R69= 90 years old!!
Young guys aren't into creeps like Cohen, bitch. If I want a daddy I'll go for Paul Wagner, not some beaver-toothed alcoholic who has to wear a strap-on to look like a man.
r78 he routinely bags his bartender of the day, so yeah they do. One of them, a red headed hard body has been on a few times and if you watch all you see is andy looking over at him during the whole show.
r79= living in a dream world. He's not bagging anybody, other than some unfortunate rent boys.
You are all wrong - we are good friends
Oh, I am sure guys are hitting on Andy Cohen, but it's not because they are attracted to Andy Cohen, the person, but the rich sugar daddy or open door to Reality TV stardom he represents.
Bingo. He PAYS those guys to be 'bartenders' on his show. PAYS. That's the only way that gopher-face is going to get young hot ass.
He's got a severe case of *ewface.
I wonder how many times he and Anderson have hooked up.
[quote]He PAYS those guys to be 'bartenders' on his show. PAYS. That's the only way that gopher-face is going to get young hot ass.
A person would have to be very dim not to realize this.
Andy isn't a player, he's a nice Jewish boy looking for stability in a relationship.
[quote] I wonder how many times he and Anderson have hooked up.
NEVER. As much as Cohen wants this (in the worst way), a) Cohen is not Anderson's type AT ALL; b) Cooper has said they are "just very good friends"; and c) TWO BOTTOMS TOGETHER is a no-win situation.